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This Book May Contain Nuts
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Author : Florence J. Sandeman
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2004
This Book May Contain Nuts written by Florence J. Sandeman and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2004 with Cooking (Nuts) categories.
May Contain Nuts
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Author : John O'Farrell
language : en
Publisher: Open Road + Grove/Atlantic
Release Date : 2007-12-01
May Contain Nuts written by John O'Farrell and has been published by Open Road + Grove/Atlantic this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-12-01 with Fiction categories.
This hilarious novel of a helicopter mom and dad is “a near-flawless caricature of 21st-century upper-middle-class parenthood” (Publishers Weekly). Alice never imagined she would end up like this, so anxious after hearing about the dangers of meteorites that she makes her children wear bike helmets in the wading pool. Her husband, David, has taught their four-year-old to list every animal represented in Prokofiev’s Peter and the Wolf. But the more they push their children, the more things there are to worry about. It seems no amount of gluten rationing or herbal teas can improve their children’s intellectual development, and as Alice’s eldest child looks set to fail her entrance exam for the exclusive private school on which her parents have pinned all their hopes, Alice decides to take matters into her own hands. With a baseball cap pulled low over her face, Alice shuffles into a hall of two hundred kids and takes the test in place of her daughter, her first exam in twenty years. From one of Britain’s bestselling comic novelists, praised by the New York Times for “a tart narrative voice and a delectably understated way with wisecracks,” May Contain Nuts is a provocative satire of the manic world of today’s hypercompetitive, overprotective families.
May Contain Nuts
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Author : John O'Farrell
language : en
Publisher: Random House
Release Date : 2010-07-31
May Contain Nuts written by John O'Farrell and has been published by Random House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-07-31 with Fiction categories.
Alice never imagined that she would end up like this. Is she the only mother who feels so permanently panic-stricken at the terrors of the modern world - or is it normal to sit up in bed all night popping bubble wrap? She worries that too much gluten and dairy may be hindering her children's mental arithmetic. She frets that there are too many cars on the road to let them out of the 4x4. Finally she resolves to take control and tackle her biggest worry of all: her daughter is definitely not going to fail that crucial secondary school entrance exam. Because Alice has decided to take the test in her place... With his trademark comic eye for detail, John O'Farrell has produced a funny and provocative book that will make you laugh, cry and vow never to become that sort of parent. And then you can pass it on to your seven-year-old, because she really ought to be reading grown-up novels by now...
May Contain Nuts
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Author : Michael J. Rosen
language : en
Publisher: Harper Collins
Release Date : 2004-09-14
May Contain Nuts written by Michael J. Rosen and has been published by Harper Collins this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2004-09-14 with Humor categories.
Nutritiousness aside, May Contain Nuts provides 100% of the daily recommended amount of that essential life-enhancer, laughter. With more than 70 contributors and 150 shots from the loose canon of American humor, it's a stellar edition with plenty of real stars from stage and screen(writing): • Seinfeld's Peter Mehlman • Hairspray's Mark O'Donnell • Ed's Michael Ian Black • and the world's most famous drive-in movie critic, Joe Bob Briggs Plus, there's Roy Blount Jr. on how to travel "Southern" outside the South; summer recipes from our man in the kitchen, Henry Alford; Firesign Theatre's Phil Austin's yuletide "Tale of the Old Detective"; P. J. O'Rourke's not-so-intimate "Diary of a Country Gentleman"; Daniel Radosh's "PowerPoint Anthology of Literature"; and Tom Gliatto's helpful overview of today's thriving cabaret scene. With umpteen illustrations, many perplexing charts, and our first centerfold ever, this volume is party-sized for your reading pleasure. New in This Issue a comprehensive teacher's guide a food section (including a transcript from Van Gogh's early cooking show) up-to-the-minute newscrawl a preview of the new all Law & Order Network "Blues for Advanced Beginners" Ingenious and iffy tributes to Orson Welles, Dale Earnhardt, Beck, John Edwards, and Celine Dion
Welcome To The World Of Norm
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Author : Jonathan Meres
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2016-02-25
Welcome To The World Of Norm written by Jonathan Meres and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-02-25 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he woke up with a half-Polish Cockapoo on his head. But that's OK. Because at least there's biking with his best friend Mikey to look forward to. Or at least there was until Norm discovers he has to stay in and wait for some stupid parcel to arrive. Just as well he hasn't got two irritating little brothers and the world's most annoying next door neighbour. Oh wait a minute. He has. Welcome to the world of Norm? ABSO-FLIPPING-LUTELY!
This Is Your Life
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Author : John O'Farrell
language : en
Publisher: Random House
Release Date : 2012-08-31
This Is Your Life written by John O'Farrell and has been published by Random House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-08-31 with Fiction categories.
It's a big night at the London Palladium. As Jimmy Conway steps out blinking into the spotlights live on national television, he can't help wondering whether he should have perhaps shared his little secret with someone by now. Jimmy has never done any performing of any sort ever before... Just as 'bogus doctors' are occasionally discovered working in hospitals, Jimmy Conway has become a 'bogus celebrity'; winning an award for something he never did, being photographed in Hello! in someone else's house, and ultimately making a fool of the entire mad and shallow celebrity merry-go-round.
May Produce Gas
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Author : Jonathan Meres
language : en
Publisher: Orchard Books
Release Date : 2012-10-04
May Produce Gas written by Jonathan Meres and has been published by Orchard Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-10-04 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
It seems like the whole world has gone mad. His dad's obsessed with gas, his best friend has come down with a case of hormones and his brother is in dire need of deodorant. Looks like there's going to be quite a stink. Is life still unfair for Norm? ABSO-FLIPPING-LUTELY! Jonathan Meres follows up May Contain Nuts and May Cause Irritation with another laugh-out-loud story about Norm, a boy who can't understand why everything always seems unfair...
Chad The Allergic Chipmunk
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Author : Nicole Smith
language : en
Publisher: Allergic Child
Release Date : 2006
Chad The Allergic Chipmunk written by Nicole Smith and has been published by Allergic Child this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2006 with Allergens categories.
Chad, a young chipmunk, is allergic to tree nuts. Outlines precautions children, their friends and caregivers can take to prevent or treat an allergic reaction: how to order food in restaurants, read food labels, and identify an allergic reaction. Describes the importance of an allergy bracelet and epinephrine kit.
The As It Happens Files
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Author : Mary Lou Finlay
language : en
Publisher: Vintage Canada
Release Date : 2009-10-27
The As It Happens Files written by Mary Lou Finlay and has been published by Vintage Canada this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-10-27 with Performing Arts categories.
In the tradition of Peter Gzowski’s The Morningside Papers comes a book that celebrates the great stories and personalities behind As It Happens. For eight years, Mary Lou Finlay had the pleasure of being the co-host of one of CBC Radio’s most enduring institutions. On any given day she and Barbara Budd interviewed people on subjects varying from the Air India investigation to a man who invented a suit that would withstand an attack from a grizzly bear to a cheese-rolling contest in Cheshire. The As It Happens Files gives us the great stories – the hilarious eccentrics, the audience favourites, the poignant moments – that make up, for many Canadians some of the fondest, most vivid memories of the last decade.
May Contain Nuts
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Author : John O'Farrell
language : en
Publisher: Isis
Release Date : 2006
May Contain Nuts written by John O'Farrell and has been published by Isis this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2006 with Large print books categories.
A wonderful satire on the all-consuming madness of modern parenthood. Alice never imagined that she would end up like this. Is she the only mother who feels so permanently panic-stricken at the terrors of the modern world -- or is it normal to sit up in bed all night popping bubble wrap? She worries that too much gluten and dairy may be hindering her children's mental maths. She frets that there are too many cars on the road to let them out of the 4x4. Finally she resolves to take control and tackle her biggest worry of all: her daughter is definitely not going to fail that crucial secondary school entrance exam. Because Alice has decided to take the test in her child's place...