This Is Your Own Time You Re Wasting Classroom Confessions Calamities And Clangers
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This Is Your Own Time You Re Wasting Classroom Confessions Calamities And Clangers
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Author : Lee Parkinson
language : en
Publisher: HarperCollins
Release Date : 2022-07-21
This Is Your Own Time You Re Wasting Classroom Confessions Calamities And Clangers written by Lee Parkinson and has been published by HarperCollins this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-07-21 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
THE SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER The side-splittingly hilarious and heart-warming new book from your favourite teacher duo and hosts of Two Mr Ps in a Pod(cast)
Put A Wet Paper Towel On It The Weird And Wonderful World Of Primary Schools
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Author : Lee Parkinson
language : en
Publisher: HarperCollins
Release Date : 2021-08-19
Put A Wet Paper Towel On It The Weird And Wonderful World Of Primary Schools written by Lee Parkinson and has been published by HarperCollins this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-08-19 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
THE SENSATIONAL SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER A heart-warming and hilarious look at life in the classroom from the teachers who host the most popular UK education podcast, Two Mr Ps in a Pod(Cast).
It S Your Time You Re Wasting
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Author : Frank Chalk
language : en
Publisher: Ebury Australia
Release Date : 2008-01-01
It S Your Time You Re Wasting written by Frank Chalk and has been published by Ebury Australia this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-01-01 with Education categories.
Frank Chalk is a teacher in a fairly poor inner city school - a school where the kids get drunk, take drugs and beat up the teachers... when they can be bothered to turn up. He confiscates their porn, booze and trainers, fends off angry parents and worries about the few conscientious pupils. Terrifying and hilarious, IT'S YOUR TIME YOU'RE WASTING is Chalk's real-life diary from the front line of the modern edukashun system. This book is a real word-of-mouth title. Think of comic genius Chris Lilley's "SUMMER HEIGHTS HIGH meets WASTING POLICE TIME by PC David Copperfield! Frank Chalk is a pseudonym for a disgruntled teacher in an inner city school in the UK - "a school where the kids get drunk, take drugs and beat up the teachers when they can be bothered to show up". Just like PC Copperfield in WASTING POLICE TIME, it's blackly and bleakly humorous. It's the diary of life on the front line but in this case, it's in the modern edukashun system. Fighting apathy, Frank has to battle the tearaways, their parents, and he worries about the few conscientious pupils. He muses on the shortcomings of the staff (including his own) while confiscating porn and booze and even spots the odd spark of hope amid all the despair. The appalling decline of education in the UK is very much mirrored here in Australia and this book is perfectly timed for the "Back to School Year". Frank Chalk was discovered via his popular blogsite: www.frankchalk.blogspot.com Frank taught for 16 years in state schools. He left the profession in late 2005 while still in his early 40s, having grown impossibly frustrated with working in the public sector education. He now runs his own business and is no longer involved in education (sensible bastard!). He's married to a teacher (poor bastard).
Let That Be A Lesson
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Author : Ryan Wilson
language : en
Publisher: Random House
Release Date : 2021-08-19
Let That Be A Lesson written by Ryan Wilson and has been published by Random House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-08-19 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
'A frank, funny and long overdue ode to teachers and teaching' ADAM KAY The malodorous horrors of Sports Day. Bracing yourself for Parents' Evening. Refereeing teenage relationship dramas... From the age of eight, Ryan Wilson dreamed of being a teacher. This is the inside story of his time at the chalkface, from fresh-faced trainee with grand ideals to exhausted assistant head battling ever-changing demands. It is a tribute, too, to the colleagues who befriended him and to the students who inspired him. Above all, it's about the lessons they taught him: how to be patient and resilient, how to live authentically and how to value every day. 'Hilarious, inspiring and so terrifyingly true' Lucy Kellaway 'Delightfully frank and funny' Jacqueline Wilson 'A hilarious love letter to teaching' Christie Watson 'Funny, sensitive and clever' Victoria Derbyshire
You Re Dad
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Author : Liz Climo
language : en
Publisher: Flatiron Books
Release Date : 2021-05-04
You Re Dad written by Liz Climo and has been published by Flatiron Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-05-04 with Humor categories.
The hilarious and heartwarming companion to international bestselling author Liz Climo’s You’re Mom From new dads to those who’ve been around the block, dads who go to work to those who are at home, and all the dads in between, You're Dad is a touching tribute to fathers everywhere. With humor, heart, and adorable drawings, Liz Climo celebrates fatherhood in all its shapes and sizes (and species). Featuring different types of dads and the paths they can travel, Climo’s whimsical animal illustrations take us through the adventures of fatherhood, commemorating the laughter and the tears as well as the stumbles and the triumphs. Perfect for dads, the dad-like, any and all parents, and the people who love them, this sweet collection of fatherly love will move and delight.
Make Your Own Magic Secrets Stories And Tricks From My World
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Author : Joel M
language : en
Publisher: HarperCollins
Release Date : 2021-11-11
Make Your Own Magic Secrets Stories And Tricks From My World written by Joel M and has been published by HarperCollins this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-11-11 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
My name is Joel Mawhinney, though I go by the name Joel M. You might know me from TikTok as @joelmagician.
Don T Poo In The Pudding Bowl And Other Stories
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Author : Maxine Blake
language : en
Publisher: Maxine Blake
Release Date : 2020-12-10
Don T Poo In The Pudding Bowl And Other Stories written by Maxine Blake and has been published by Maxine Blake this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-12-10 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
They never taught me how to handle this during teacher training at university. I work in a world with hormonal teenagers, inappropriate proposals, the full spectrum of bodily odours and the odd indecent exposure.” Ever wondered what life is like as a teacher? Or what happens on school or college trips? Perhaps you’ve speculated on what your teacher really thought about the students. Don’t Poo in the Pudding Bowl answers these questions and more! Including 34 real-life stories about teaching teens in Sheffield, this book reveals exactly what happens behind those school doors. Maxine Blake, a teacher for 37 years, takes the reader on a whirlwind tour of classrooms, school trips and student shenanigans, with plenty of awkward, embarrassing and laugh-out-loud funny moments along the way. From students escaping out of windows to conversations about farting pigeons, these stories will have you clutching your sides with laughter. Captivating, moving and side-splittingly hilarious, Don’t Poo in the Pudding Bowl is a must-read full of insights about the life of a teacher. Welcome to life in the classroom! A collection of short stories describing teacher/student interactions interjected with comedy moments, drama and of course teenage toilet humour. Don’t Poo, is a humorous memoir, collated throughout Maxine’s years of teaching. Perfect for your coffee table, bathroom reading or a dinner party conversation starter. This a great gift for those parents who ever wondered what their children get up to in and out of their classrooms whilst at school or if you want to re-live your childhood shenanigans with your friends. A reminder for teachers of what they’ve been through and more importantly, what is left to come. *** Captivating, moving and side-splittingly hilarious, Don’t Poo in the Pudding Bowl is a must-read full of insights about the life of a teacher. Welcome to life in the classroom!
The Secret Teacher
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Author : Anon
language : en
Publisher: Faber & Faber
Release Date : 2017-08-01
The Secret Teacher written by Anon and has been published by Faber & Faber this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-08-01 with Education categories.
I will teach them literature, poetry, culture. I will teach them The Waste Land! I will be the Best Teacher Who Has Ever Lived! Or so The Secret Teacher thinks. On his first day at an inner-city state school he gets nuked. The class he is made to cut his teeth on are an unruly mob stuffed with behavioural issues. There is: Milosz, who is put in detention for committing the sin of Onan with a Pritt Stick Kieran, the class rebel Donnie, a hard-working kid desperate for approval Mercedes, a volatile rude girl and Salim, who loves Bollywood and the number 5. Somehow, The Secret Teacher needs to enthuse this lot with a love of books. Or at least keep them sitting at their desks until the end of the lesson. And then he's got to deal with the Observations, marking, standardisations, book checks, OFSTED, Educational Consultants, spreadsheets, personal statements, school trips, strikes, class, race, love, death, birth, manhood, dry cleaning, the end of literary culture, the end of the Old World, the whole shebang ... In this vivid account of his first few years in the classroom, The Secret Teacher grapples with the complicated questions of how to teach, how we learn - and how little he actually knows. He celebrates the world's greatest stories, the extraordinary teachers he has worked with, and the kids: bolshy, bright, funny and absolutely electric. The result is a book brimful of wit, insight and tenderness.
Ramble Book Musings On Childhood Friendship Family And 80s Pop Culture
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Author : Adam Buxton
language : en
Publisher: HarperCollins UK
Release Date : 2020-09-03
Ramble Book Musings On Childhood Friendship Family And 80s Pop Culture written by Adam Buxton and has been published by HarperCollins UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-09-03 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
A RADIO 4 BOOK OF THE WEEK ‘An affectionate and revealing account ... Funny, sad, real, rueful.’ The Times ‘Warm, rambling and self-aware’ Guardian The long-awaited, rambling, tender, and very funny memoir from Adam Buxton
Hidden Lessons
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Author : Mehreen Baig
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2021-09-16
Hidden Lessons written by Mehreen Baig and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-09-16 with Education categories.
You're in at 7am, there until 7pm and marking into the late hours. You've got one student who's a full time carer, another who's pregnant, and a third who's just joined a gang. You haven't got enough textbooks to go around, and one of the parents just called you an 'extremist'. You've just gone through a devastating heartbreak and you have to teach Romeo and Juliet to 30 hormonal 14 year olds. Welcome to life as a teacher. This is a world that all of us know, but most of us have completely forgotten. It's a world where you're working 50 hour weeks, but you're still just a part-time teacher because the rest of the time you're a security guard, a nurse, a counsellor, or a friend. It's also a world where you spend all day with some of the most interesting people you know. And even when the lesson plan has been abandoned, you're still learning. Mehreen started teaching at 21, and by the time she left 10 years later she'd learnt a bit about teenagers and a lot about life. This is her story.