Torts R Us A Legal Farce
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Torts R Us A Legal Farce
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Author : T. C. Morrison
language : en
Publisher: ibooks
Release Date : 2023-08-16
Torts R Us A Legal Farce written by T. C. Morrison and has been published by ibooks this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-08-16 with Humor categories.
Patrick A. Peters (“Pap”) and his twin brother Prescott U. Peters (“Pup”) are lawyers with a distinctive eye for opportunity. Pap convinces Pup who is a good lawyer despite having gone to Yale Law School that they should leave their respective big-firm practices in New York City to start up a hopefully lucrative practice as plaintiffs' class action lawyers. The brothers meet a variety of clients, judges, and lawyers as they embark on a resourceful and unique approach to lawyer-client relationships all inspired by actual court cases. Written with humor and parlance that only comes from a depth of legal experience, Morrison captures the trials and tribulations of human behavior that strike a chord with every reader. “The first thing we do, let’s pay all the lawyers.” —William Shakespeare “Ask not what your lawyer can do for you but rather what you can do for your lawyer.” — John F. Kennedy “What’s wrong with cake?” —Marie Antoinette “To put it bluntly, our services are designed to bring fear, terror and the threat of bankruptcy to all who come in contact with them.” —Patrick A. Peters III, Partner “P.S. We noticed that your client’s most recent 10-K filed with the Securities and Exchange Commission appears to have substantially overstated the company’s third quarter earnings. In an era where virtually every corporate misstep leads to a class action lawsuit, this misstatement could prove troublesome.” A graduate of Otterbein University (Ohio) and New York University Law School, T. C. Morrison spent his 50-year legal career writing briefs and trying cases around the country for a series of New York City law firms.
Send In The Tort Lawyer A Legal Farce
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Author : T. C. Morrison
language : en
Publisher: ibooks
Release Date : 2023-09-25
Send In The Tort Lawyer A Legal Farce written by T. C. Morrison and has been published by ibooks this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-09-25 with Humor categories.
Patrick A. Peters (“Pap”) and his twin bother Prescott U. Peters (“Pup”), the fearless tort lawyers whose zany exploits delighted readers of Tort$ “R” Us and Please Pass The Tort$, return with yet another round of legal mayhem guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry. Their latest antics include a lawsuit on behalf of consumers who bought what turned out to be worthless crypto currency from the now-bankrupt FUX; lawsuits challenging the labeling of Godiva Belgian Chocolates and a Vermont company’s ice cream purportedly made from the milk of “happy cows”; and yet another lawsuit on behalf of the unforgettable Lydia Lowlace, who’s image from Playboy is now part of a collection of non-fungible tokens sold by an off-shore start-up. Settle into your favorite chair so that you don’t fall on the floor laughing at the new exploits of these lovable lawyers who leave no stone unturned in their quest for fun, fame and fortune. “If the Marx Brothers were lawyers they’d perform just like Pap and Pup in T. C. Morrison’s last novel, Please Pass The Tort$. Fasten your seatbelt for one hell of a ride.” —David M. Conte, Retired Broadway Manager
Please Pass The Torts A Legal Farce
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Author : T. C. Morrison
language : en
Publisher: ibooks
Release Date : 2023-08-16
Please Pass The Torts A Legal Farce written by T. C. Morrison and has been published by ibooks this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-08-16 with Humor categories.
Patrick A. Peters (“Pap”) and Prescott U. Peters (“Pup”), the intrepid tort lawyers whose zany exploits delighted readers of Torts R Us, return with another round of legal shenanigans guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry. Their latest antics include a lawsuit against the Russian government for entrapping a well-known Congressman in a honey trap, attempting to liberate all the chimpanzees in the Bronx Zoo, and representing the unforgettable Lydia Lowlace in lawsuits against unscrupulous strip club owners and video game makers who have taken advantage of her sudden fame. The brothers even concoct a plan to revitalize Connecticut’s three poorest cities by turning them into a mecca for nationwide tort lawsuits. Settle into your favorite chair to make sure you don’t fall on the floor laughing at the latest exploits of these lovable lawyers who will stop at nothing in their pursuit of publicity, fame, fun and money. Critics Lavish Praise on PLEASE PASS THE TORTS “Coming on the heels of the hilarious, laugh-out-loud farce TORTS R US, its sequel PLEASE PASS THE TORTS firmly establishes Morrison as the finest writer of humorous fiction since Chaucer. I haven’t laughed so hard since that lady on my show said she thought it was General Lee who was buried in Grant’s Tomb.” - Graucho Marx “Having laughed my way though PLEASE PASS THE TORTS, I can only ask: Where was Peters and Peters when I needed them during the Cold War? Their solution to Russian spying and dirty tricks is truly awe inspiring. The CIA could have saved tons of money and endless lives if we had just called on the Peters Brothers to solve our problem with the Russkies. – Allen Dulles “PLEASE PASS THE TORTS is a worthy successor to Morrison’s earlier work, TORTS R US. That book had me laughing hysterically from the first page to the last. It is by far the wittiest work in the English language since I wrote The Importance of Being Earnest.” - Oscar Wilde “Having laughed my way through TORTS R US and now PLEASE PASS THE TORTS, I can only say that Morrison’s outrageous humor shines through on every page. I especially enjoyed the sexual escapades of his characters. It made me nostalgic for my days in the White House.” - Warren G. Harding
The Law Of Torts
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Author : Melville Madison Bigelow
language : en
Publisher: Forgotten Books
Release Date : 2015-06-16
The Law Of Torts written by Melville Madison Bigelow and has been published by Forgotten Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-06-16 with Law categories.
Excerpt from The Law of Torts The author's aim has changed somewhat since the first edition of this work was published. The book was originally written for the beginner; it is now intended as well for the advanced student, whether in the Law School or at the Bar. Hence (1) the substitution of the more complete statement of General Doctrine at the beginning for the slight Introduction of the first edition, (2) an extension of the text generally, and (3) a larger working equipment of notes. Some rearrangement too of chapters, or parts of chapters, has been found necessary either by recent decisions or by further experience in teaching. This is particularly true of the chapters dealing with interferences with Contract, and the long chapter on Negligence. It is proper to repeat what was said in the Preface to the first edition, that 'The end in view is sought by presenting and considering three or four fundamental duties, in which are found the elements of the law of Torts. These are (1) the duty to refrain from fraud and malice, (2) certain "absolute" duties - duties, that is to say, independent of any real or nominal attitude of mind, and (3) the duty to refrain from negligence.' These sets of duties, it may further be remarked, are distinct from each other; no one of them includes the others or either one of the others. It does not follow from the rule that a man is liable for harm done by fraud that he is liable for trespass though no harm may have been done, or that he is liable for negligence provided harm has been done. About the Publisher Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.
Wrongs And Their Remedies
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Author : Francis Stafford Pipe Wolferstan
language : en
Publisher: Legare Street Press
Release Date : 2023-07-18
Wrongs And Their Remedies written by Francis Stafford Pipe Wolferstan and has been published by Legare Street Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-07-18 with categories.
Wrongs and Their Remedies is a comprehensive treatise on the law of torts. The book covers a wide range of topics related to tort law, including negligence, intentional torts, strict liability, and damages. The authors provide detailed analysis of the relevant legal principles as well as practical guidance for litigating tort cases. The book is an essential resource for lawyers, law students, and anyone interested in understanding the law of torts. This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
The American Law Of Torts
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Author : Stuart M. Speiser
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2014
The American Law Of Torts written by Stuart M. Speiser and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014 with categories.
A Treatise On The Law Of Torts
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Author : Sir Frederick Pollock
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2008-10
A Treatise On The Law Of Torts written by Sir Frederick Pollock and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-10 with Torts categories.
The fact that the English edition of this book was acknowledged by distinguished members of the American bar to be a scholarly treatment of the law of torts, replete with learning, founded on research , and clear in the exposition of the fundamental principles and explicit in their application to special cases, led the publishers to believe that an American edition would fill a want long felt by students and practitioners in this country. In annotation this book the editor has not altered the text and notes of the author but has added such notes and references as seemed pertinent. The editors, notes re usually arranged under headings, either the same or very near the same as those used in the text so that no difficulty will be met in identifying by the paragraph headings the upon single phrases or sentences in the text are cited among the English notes.
Jokes And Targets
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Author : Christie Davies
language : en
Publisher: Indiana University Press
Release Date : 2011-05-23
Jokes And Targets written by Christie Davies and has been published by Indiana University Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-05-23 with Humor categories.
Jokes and Targets takes up an appealing and entertaining topic—the social and historical origins of jokes about familiar targets such as rustics, Jewish spouses, used car salesmen, and dumb blondes. Christie Davies explains why political jokes flourished in the Soviet Union, why Europeans tell jokes about American lawyers but not about their own lawyers, and why sex jokes often refer to France rather than to other countries. One of the world's leading experts on the study of humor, Davies provides a wide-ranging and detailed study of the jokes that make up an important part of everyday conversation.
The Oxford Introductions To U S Law
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Author : John C.P. Goldberg
language : en
Publisher: Oxford University Press
Release Date : 2010-06-03
The Oxford Introductions To U S Law written by John C.P. Goldberg and has been published by Oxford University Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-06-03 with Law categories.
Torts--personal injury law--is a fundamental yet controversial part of our legal system. The Oxford Introductions to U.S. Law: Torts provides a clear and comprehensive account of what tort law is, how it works, what it stands to accomplish, and why it is now much-disputed. Goldberg and Zipursky--two of the world's most prominent tort scholars--carefully analyze leading judicial decisions and prominent tort-related legislation, and place each event into its proper context. Topics covered include products liability, negligence, medical malpractice, intentional torts, defamation and privacy torts, punitive damages, and tort reform.
Tort Law Defences
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Author : James Goudkamp
language : en
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
Release Date : 2013-07-31
Tort Law Defences written by James Goudkamp and has been published by Bloomsbury Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-07-31 with Law categories.
The law of torts recognises many defences to liability. While some of these defences have been explored in detail, scant attention has been given to the theoretical foundations of defences generally. In particular, no serious attempt has been made to explain how defences relate to each other or to the torts to which they pertain. The goal of this book is to reduce the size of this substantial gap in our understanding of tort law. The principal way in which it attempts to do so is by developing a taxonomy of defences. The book shows that much can be learned about a given defence from the way in which it is classified. This book has been awarded Joint Second Prize for the 2014 Society of Legal Scholars Peter Birks Prize for Outstanding Legal Scholarship.