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Two Nuns In A Bath
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Author : Geoff Tibballs
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2009-10-15
Two Nuns In A Bath written by Geoff Tibballs and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-10-15 with Humor categories.
A brand-new, fantastic, enormous collection of 5,000 jokes, gags and one-liners - indexed and categorised to help with finding the right joke for any occasion or audience, from Bar-Mitzvahs to bar-rooms. Two Nuns in a Bath is the consummate collection, with jokes on every subject under the sun, from lawyers to low-energy light bulbs. Two nuns are sitting in a bath. One says "Where's the soap?"" The other replies "It does rather doesn't it?" A guy asks a lawyer what his fee is. "I charge $50 for three questions," the lawyer says. "That's awfully steep, isn't it?" the guy asks. "Yes," the lawyer replies, "Now what's your final question?"
Two Nuns In A Bath
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Author : Geoff Tibballs
language : en
Publisher: Robinson Publishing
Release Date : 2009
Two Nuns In A Bath written by Geoff Tibballs and has been published by Robinson Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009 with American wit and humor categories.
A brand-new, bumper collection of riotously funny jokes, this book is organized, indexed and categorized to help you find the right joke, gag or one-liner for each and every occasion.
Jokes For Blokes
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Author : Llewellyn Dowd
language : en
Publisher: Random House
Release Date : 2011-10-06
Jokes For Blokes written by Llewellyn Dowd and has been published by Random House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-10-06 with Humor categories.
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 9 pints What do you call a man with a 2 inch penis? Justin What's pink and hard in the morning? The Financial Times crossword Did you hear about the consignment of Viagra pills stolen from a warehouse? Police are on the lookout for hardened criminals An aeroplane is about to crash, when a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, 'If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.' She removes all her clothing and asks, 'Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?' A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, 'Here, iron this!' The greatest ever collection of dirty jokes guaranteed to offend and outrage the prudish. Full of hilarious gags, it's totally politically incorrect, unashamedly x-rated and downright filthy. Definitely one to keep well out of the way of the mother-in-law...
All You Need Is Love
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Author : Rachel Thomson
language : en
Publisher: Jessica Kingsley Publishers
Release Date : 2005-01-01
All You Need Is Love written by Rachel Thomson and has been published by Jessica Kingsley Publishers this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2005-01-01 with Education categories.
Providing a unique insight into young people's sexual values for adults working with them, this book relays the voices of young people and their views about the morality of sexual relationships. In All You Need is Love young people consider the factors that make sex legitimate in their opinion, and their feelings about under-age sex, the age of consent, sexual pressures, teenage pregnancy, abortion, teenage magazines, pornography, homosexuality and raising a child.
The Mammoth Book Of Weird Records
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Author : Jim Theobald
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2015-09-17
The Mammoth Book Of Weird Records written by Jim Theobald and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-09-17 with Social Science categories.
Everyone’s heard of Usain Bolt, but how many people know about Dineka Maguire? Like Bolt, the Irish woman is a world record holder but in the rather lesser known sport of bog snorkelling. She is just one of the hundreds of unsung heroes featured in this book chronicling the people who go to bizarre lengths to break world records in the weirdest categories; people who devote hours of intense training to spitting dung, eating cockroaches, sniffing feet or tossing tuna in the hope of one day being recognised as the best in the world. This astonishing compendium of the weirdest, wackiest and most disgusting world records will amuse and astound in equal measure. Entries include: Longest ear hair Fastest marathon while wearing a deep-sea diving suit Fastest bog snorkeller Farthest distance skateboarding by a goat Most bees on body Most milk crates balanced on head Fastest 5-km run while dressed as a penguin and juggling Heaviest airplane pulled with teeth Fastest shopping trolley Longest backwards motorcycle ride Most stairs climbed by bicycle Fastest 30 metres on a scooter by a dog First water-skiing squirrel
The Gift Of Divine Guidance
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Author : Lucille Edgarian
language : en
Publisher: BalboaPress
Release Date : 2012-03-14
The Gift Of Divine Guidance written by Lucille Edgarian and has been published by BalboaPress this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-03-14 with Religion categories.
THE GIFT OF Divine Guidance is an inspiring story of fortitude and soul-searching. In an honest and clear manner, Lucille Edgarian describes her spiritual growth over her lifetime. Th e gift of divine guidance that she discovers as a young child enables her to conquer adversity through divine assistance. The spiritual insights throughout off er examples of how we can trust in our own intuitionthat inner voice that guides us in making right decisions. Lucilles belief in her spiritual guardian freed her from needless worry and fear, enabled her to overcome temptations, and taught her to believe in herself. It gave her the strength she needed to stop others from controlling her and to persevere in spite of countless setbacks. Lucille Edgarian was able to turn her life around from poor beginnings to become a successful artist and entrepreneur. It was possible only through the gift of divine guidance upon which she relied. Her story is an example of what can be achieved when we tap into this gift that is available to everyone. Her goal is to encourage others to seek their own connection to this divine source.
No One Wants You
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Author : Celine Roberts
language : en
Publisher: Random House
Release Date : 2008-09-04
No One Wants You written by Celine Roberts and has been published by Random House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-09-04 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
Given away by her mother at five months old, raped on the day of her first communion at age seven - when Celine Roberts was told 'No one wants you', she believed it. Illegitimate and unwanted, Celine was forced by her foster mother into prostitution. Her bones were broken, her nose was crushed and she ate candle wax to stay alive. Celine was finally rescued and sent to an industrial school, where she picked up the pieces of her shattered life. She also began the search for her parents. But what she found gave her battered survival instincts the hardest knock of all ... Full of the most heartbreaking tragedy but ultimately survival and hope, No One Wants You is the remarkably honest and compelling memoir of a woman triumphing over her brutal past.
First Night
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Author : Tim Etchells
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2001
First Night written by Tim Etchells and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2001 with Experimental theater categories.
Ora S Boy
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Author : James Novak
language : en
Publisher: AuthorHouse
Release Date : 2011-12-21
Ora S Boy written by James Novak and has been published by AuthorHouse this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-12-21 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
Oras Boy is a true story of a boys struggles to survive growing up with the prejudices of a small New England mill town in the 1940s and 50s. Abandoned by his father and rejected by his mother was only the beginning of his struggles. Born in a highly conservative French Canadian Catholic community, he has to overcome inordinate bigotry to gain acceptance and approval from the very community in which his mother is ostracized and scorned for violating the tenets of her church.not once, but three times. The book also rekindles old memories of historical events and changes that happened during that era, such as; World War II, the Korean War, President Eisenhowers election, the famous Boston Brinks robbery, the Civil Rights movement, and the advent of Rock N Roll, to name a few, as the author takes you on a journey full of twists and turns he encountered in his young life, as he overcame obstacle after obstacle, hurdle after hurdle, setback after setback, in his never ending will to survive.and succeed. A truly remarkable, heart-warming, inspirational story.
The Mammoth Book Of Jokes 2
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Author : Geoff Tibballs
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2012-10-04
The Mammoth Book Of Jokes 2 written by Geoff Tibballs and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-10-04 with Humor categories.
From the man behind the bestselling Mammoth Book of Jokes, an all-new, enormous collection of fantastic jokes - indexed and categorised to help find the right joke for the right occasion, from Bar-Mitzvahs to bar-rooms. Bigger, better, and even bulkier than before, The Mammoth Book of Jokes 2 is the consummate collection, with jokes on every subject under the sun, from lawyers to low-energy light bulbs.