Uncle Merl S Bar Grill
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Uncle Merl S Bar Grill
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Author : Peter D'Alessio
language : en
Publisher: Stasheff Literary Enterprises
Release Date : 2011-04-14
Uncle Merl S Bar Grill written by Peter D'Alessio and has been published by Stasheff Literary Enterprises this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-04-14 with Fiction categories.
Enjoy this comedic urban fantasy about dragons and demons, mortals and magic, vampires and... baseball? Yes, baseball! You'd be surprised how much baseball has to do with human history — and you can hear it all from the dragons hanging out at Uncle Merl's Bar & Grill in Newark! But as Merlin the bartender will tell you, don't talk to them when they're watching a Mets game. That's right, supernatural sports fans! Welcome to the opening game of the End-of-the-World Series! From the depths of the underworld, from the ninth circle of hell, please welcome the visiting baseball team — Satan and the real Hell's Angels! And now, from across all of time and space, from every season of every team in every city, please welcome the home team — the Hall of Fame Heroes! That's right, baseball fans — all the baseball legends, from Georgia Peach Ty Cobb to Jiltin' Joe DiMaggio, have returned from their graves to duel the demons on the diamond! So grab some peanuts and head to the bleachers with a few beered-up dragons to watch the best of humanity play the worst of hell! The stakes are high, and the winner takes all — all the world, that is!
Fishing In Moon River
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Author : Peter D'Alessio
language : en
Publisher: Cosmos Compository
Release Date : 2014-05-14
Fishing In Moon River written by Peter D'Alessio and has been published by Cosmos Compository this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-05-14 with Humor categories.
WHAT DO GHOSTS, ROBOTS, ANGELS, AND SANTA ALL HAVE IN COMMON? None of them are what you think - at least, not once comedy writer Peter "Lou" D'Alessio gets his hands on them! Here Pete presents a collection of his best short stories, from the hilarious to the horrifying. From Podunksville to the White House and from Bethlehem to Mars, D'Alessio's irreverent humor takes on Egyptian card sharks, blood-phobic vampires, used camel salesmen, elfish hookers, dead Presidents and drunken possums. Brace yourself for: A sentient robot sent to Mars deciding to ditch NASA and explore the Red Planet his own way. A boy's family and friends being systematically slaughtered - and he wonders if he's the werewolf murdering them! A psychologist going to extreme (and morally questionable) lengths to cure a patient slowly starving himself to death. The ghost of Charlie Chan investigating his own murder with help from the supernatural (and an incompetent great-great-grandson). A jaded Santa crashing his sleigh on Christmas Eve when the only replacement vehicle available is an old motorcycle.
The Glass Marines
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Author : Peter D'Alessio
language : en
Publisher: Stasheff Literary Enterprises
Release Date : 2012-04-28
The Glass Marines written by Peter D'Alessio and has been published by Stasheff Literary Enterprises this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-04-28 with Fiction categories.
Light-years into deep space aboard an alien cargo freighter, Marine Sergeant Christopher receives a bizarre order: Make 185 Malacan aliens into United States Marines. But the Malacans aliens are so... alien. Their culture, psychology, even physiology is so very, very different. What physical training standards do you use for a race that can do 200 push-ups with breaking a sweat, but can't do a single squat-thrust? Worse yet, the Malacans are a passive and docile species, with little or no sense of independence, ambition, or aggression. But the Corps don't want sheep - they want Marines! With only three fellow Drill Instructors, century-old surplus weapons and equipment, and just eighteen weeks for Boot Camp, can Sergeant Christopher teach the meek and submissive aliens what it means to be one of the few and the proud?
The Oathbound Wizard
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Author : Christopher Stasheff
language : en
Publisher: Stasheff Literary Enterprises
Release Date : 2012-07-27
The Oathbound Wizard written by Christopher Stasheff and has been published by Stasheff Literary Enterprises this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-07-27 with Fiction categories.
Matt Mandrell, unsuspecting graduate student, never imagined his research would lead him to a strange scrap of parchment that would change his life forever. . . . Crossing the void of time and space, Matt is whisked away to an enchanted world where speaking in rhymes works the most dazzling magic. There he wins not only fame and power as the Lord High Wizard, but the heart of the beautiful Queen Alisande. His dreams are shattered, though, when he learns that he can’t marry his true love; wizard or not, Matt is just a commoner in this bizarre land. So Matt makes a foolish vow: to conquer a kingdom, any kingdom, if that’s what it takes to claim his bride. But, as Matt discovers, in this world of enchantment, such an oath cannot be broken. He has truly committed himself to win a crown or die trying. In search of lands to conquer, Matt sets his sights on neighboring Ibile, where the evil Gordorgrosso rules with an iron fist and sinister magic. Matt marches off against the tyrant, gathering a small band of unlikely allies, including a surly dracogriff, a well-spoken cyclop, and a damsel in distress. But against Gordogrosso’s foul genius, Matt is going to need much more than a few stout-hearted companions and some clever rhymes. . . . Oathbound Wizard is the newest addition to the Del Rey Imagine program, which offers the best in fantasy and science fiction for readers twelve and up. For all the fans of the classic Her Majesty's Wizard, here at last is the eagerly awaited sequel--an action-packed, laugh-laden new medieval fantasy. Matt Mantrell's talent for poetry had won him fame, power, and the heart of a beautiful queen. But to win her hand, he would have to conquer a kingdom.
The Boozy Banshee Of Brannock A Bend
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Author : Peter D'Alessio
language : en
Publisher: Stasheff Literary Enterprises
Release Date : 2013-03-09
The Boozy Banshee Of Brannock A Bend written by Peter D'Alessio and has been published by Stasheff Literary Enterprises this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-03-09 with Fiction categories.
When Mike O'Neil's Aunt Idy dies leaving him her estate in Ireland, Mike and his teammate Beau look forward to a quiet Irish vacation of fishing and whiskey. So the two retired NFL football players jump on a jet and head for Brannock-A-Bend. The two rednecks have barely set foot on the Emerald Isle when their vacation goes off the rails. It turns out Aunt Idy was a closet moonshiner (with an excellent recipe!). Oh, and her property is haunted by the drunken ghost of a pirate moonshine smuggler. It gets worse. It turns out ALL of Brannock-A-Bend is involved in the underground moonshine economy... and Mayor O'Malley, who rules Brannock-A-Bend with an iron fist, doesn't appreciate the two Yanks trespassing on his territory. Before they know it, Beau and O'Neil are swept into the moonshining business and cutthroat local politics, all while trying to keep the alcoholic apparition under control. And maybe-if they can gain the trust of the locals, overthrow the Mayor, win the moonshine contest, and keep the sloshed specter sober-they might even survive it all!
The Templar S Bowl
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Author : Peter D'Alessio
language : en
Publisher: Stasheff Literary Enterprises
Release Date : 2012-06-06
The Templar S Bowl written by Peter D'Alessio and has been published by Stasheff Literary Enterprises this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-06-06 with Fiction categories.
In 1942, German submarines prowled the Canadian coastline, searching for the lost Templar treasure... and its most powerful spiritual object, the Holy Grail. All that stands between Hitler and world domination are three ghosts of long-dead Templar Knights... and their newest recruit: the sickly, wheelchair-bound child Richard. As his body lies in a coma, the Templar ghosts take Richard's spirit on journey through time as they train him for knighthood. Richard meets Crusaders and Hospitlars, Vikings and Saracens, Pirates... and, ultimately, Nazis. Sailing a wooden longship, armed only with swords and catapults, can Richard and his ghostly allies protect the Grail from enemy U-Boats bearing gun-toting stormtroopers?
Cincinnati Magazine
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language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1995-02
Cincinnati Magazine written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1995-02 with categories.
Cincinnati Magazine taps into the DNA of the city, exploring shopping, dining, living, and culture and giving readers a ringside seat on the issues shaping the region.
Swifty
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Author : Irving Lazar
language : en
Publisher: Simon & Schuster
Release Date : 2007-09-14
Swifty written by Irving Lazar and has been published by Simon & Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-09-14 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
In this long-awaited book from one of show business’s most notorious, beloved, and legendary figures, learn of the life behind the man who elevated the deal to an art form. Irving Paul Lazar, known to the world as Swifty, reigned supreme as the agent and deal-maker extraordinaire on both coasts. Lazar shares vivid anecdotes and details fo the past as he recounts his move to Hollywood, his interactions with studio moguls, his war service, and his emergence in book publishing.
New York Magazine
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language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1975-12-29
New York Magazine written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1975-12-29 with categories.
New York magazine was born in 1968 after a run as an insert of the New York Herald Tribune and quickly made a place for itself as the trusted resource for readers across the country. With award-winning writing and photography covering everything from politics and food to theater and fashion, the magazine's consistent mission has been to reflect back to its audience the energy and excitement of the city itself, while celebrating New York as both a place and an idea.
Just Humor Me
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Author : Howard Noel
language : en
Publisher: iUniverse
Release Date : 2003-08
Just Humor Me written by Howard Noel and has been published by iUniverse this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2003-08 with Family & Relationships categories.
If you have ever lived with Uncle Merle, you are probably laughing out loud, right now. If you haven't lived with him, that's too bad. Howard Noel, the author of Just Humor Me brought to these pages a hilarious look at the funny side of family life. And at his side is Uncle Merle. Uncle Merle is wise. He is "steely strong" and opinionated. He is experienced and stubborn. He listens to everyone. He just doesn't pay attention. He understands the world around him, and is quick to let you know it. Uncle Merle can make sense of the most complex issues and problems. He will reduce his intellectual competitor to tears of frustration, and his audience to tears of laughter. For after it all...Uncle Merle is a hilarious representation of the conventional wisdom of this day. Just Humor Me is a collection of the best of the syndicated column The Front Porch. It is from that porch that family, neighborhood and community problems are discussed and solved every week. This collection of lively essays gives us an intimate look into the world of the author, his family, his neighbors, and of course, the venerable Uncle Merle.