We Need A Sweary Christmas Right Now

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We Need A Sweary Christmas Right Now

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Author : Angela Lindsay
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2021-12-03

We Need A Sweary Christmas Right Now written by Angela Lindsay and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-12-03 with categories.

If you're looking for a break this Christmas season, it's time to bust open this Sweary Word Christmas coloring book. It contains 30 designs that are perfect to lighten the mood and get rid of your stress. It's perfect pre- and post- in-law visits, office parties, and during any calls with customer service. Pick it up for yourself or as a gift (very popular with friends and co-workers as a grab, white elephant, or Secret Santa gift). There are a variety of designs to match every skill level so grab your favorite coloring tools and enjoy! 30 Sweary Word filled designs A variety of designs to match every skill level Each Pattern is printed on its own page to prevent bleedthrough. Perfect relaxing gift for grown-ups that want to let loose and be grown-ups.

Social Q S

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Author : Philip Galanes
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2012-11-27

Social Q S written by Philip Galanes and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-11-27 with Cooking categories.

A series of whimsical essays by the New York Times "Social Q's" columnist provides modern advice on navigating today's murky moral waters, sharing recommendations for such everyday situations as texting on the bus to splitting a dinner check.

Sweary Christmas

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Author : I. Love Coloring Books
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date : 2016-12-03

Sweary Christmas written by I. Love Coloring Books and has been published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-12-03 with categories.

Irreverent sayings for people with a flair for snark fill the following pages. They are meant for entertainment purposes for grownups only so don't get bent out of shape about them.Sometimes after a long hard day of dealing with the assholes at the mall, wrapping-paper cuts, the absolutely GLACIAL line at the post office, and one more jolly fricking fat guy ringing a bell outside the grocery store, you just need to decompress. So sit back with your beverage of choice (if it's egg nog I won't tell) and color the things you really want to say to all those people who got on your last nerve today, and if you can learn a few new "choice phrases" that will make people blush the shade of Rudolph's nose so much the better!Sweary Christmas is the perfect way to unwind from the stress of the holidays and let your inner Scrooge out. Enjoy these irreverent, yet beautiful adult coloring pages. Then sit back and relax after a job well done.These single-sided pages range from moderate to highly detailed and include abstract patterns, animals, flowers and more... Most have their own sweary, snarky, or sarcastic sayings that, while not necessarily appropriate for the kids table, will definitely be a hit among the grown-ups with attitude! Color sayings like "Merry Fucking Christmas," "Sorry for calling you a bitch, I thought you knew," and my personal favorite, "This year I've decided to put mistletoe in my back pocket so everyone can just kiss my ass!" 25 Unique Hand Curated Designs to Color So You Can Vent Your Holiday Frustrations * Hilarious subversive sayings gathered with the holidays in mind and incorporated into Coloring Pages designed for Adults* Each Sweary Snarky page is Designed with multi-layered beautiful patterns* Each Coloring Page is designed to help you blow off steam by ranting and relaxing* The Variety of Pages Ensure there is something for every skill level* Your Choice of coloring tool can be used (Pens, Pencils, Markers, Crayons etc.)* Each Design is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through* The book is 8" x 10"complete with 2 color test sheets Scroll Up and get your copy of Sweary Christmas right now, and grab one for a friend they make great stocking stuffers and secret Santa gifts! WARNING: This swear word adult coloring book contains lots of IMMATURE ADULT LANGUAGE and is not intended for children.

All I Want For Christmas Is A Cowboy

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Author : Jessica Clare
language : en
Publisher: Penguin
Release Date : 2018-11-06

All I Want For Christmas Is A Cowboy written by Jessica Clare and has been published by Penguin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-11-06 with Fiction categories.

Christmas arrives early when a fateful encounter leads two strangers to unexpected love in this holiday romance from New York Times bestselling author Jessica Clare. Christmas may be coming, but it's just another day at the ranch as far as Eli Pickett is concerned. Someone has to take care of the herd and that means no holiday vacation for him. But that's just the way he likes it--it’s not like he has a woman to spend time with anyways. Most women don't want the ranch life, or the surly, silent cowboy that comes with it. Fine with him. He'd rather have the quiet of a roaring fire and the company of his dogs. Cassandra Horn is trying to make it to her parents' winter cabin in Wyoming before the blizzard hits. She desperately needs a vacation from the chaos of Manhattan...and her boss’s boyfriend, who is making her life miserable. But Cass never makes it to the cabin. A raging snowstorm causes her car to crash, where she's found unconscious by Eli. When Cass wakes, she has no memories of who she is. Eli takes one look at Cass's big blue eyes and dark curls, and like a Christmas miracle, falls head over heels in love. But while the attraction is mutual, can she give her heart to this cowboy if she’s not sure it’s hers to give?

Monster Hunter International

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Author : Larry Correia
language : en
Publisher: Baen Publishing Enterprises
Release Date : 2009-08-01

Monster Hunter International written by Larry Correia and has been published by Baen Publishing Enterprises this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-08-01 with Fiction categories.

Welcome to Monster Hunter International. Five days after Owen Zastava Pitt pushed his insufferable boss out of a fourteenth story window, he woke up in the hospital with a scarred face, an unbelievable memory, and a job offer. It turns out that monsters are real. All the things from myth, legend, and B-movies are out there, waiting in the shadows. Officially secret, some of them are evil, and some are just hungry. On the other side are the people who kill monsters for a living. Monster Hunter International is the premier eradication company in the business. And now Owen is their newest recruit. It's actually a pretty sweet gig, except for one little problem. An ancient entity known as the Cursed One has returned to settle a centuries old vendetta. Should the Cursed One succeed, it means the end of the world, and MHI is the only thing standing in his way. With the clock ticking towards Armageddon, Owen finds himself trapped between legions of undead minions, belligerent federal agents, a cryptic ghost who has taken up residence inside his head, and the cursed family of the woman he loves. Business is good . . . At the publisher's request, this title is sold without DRM (Digital Rights Management). Lexile Score: 710

Maybe This Christmas

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Author : Sarah Morgan
language : en
Publisher: HarperCollins Australia
Release Date : 2014-10-01

Maybe This Christmas written by Sarah Morgan and has been published by HarperCollins Australia this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-10-01 with Fiction categories.

Indulge with this irresistible Christmas romance by USA Today bestselling author Sarah Morgan! This winter, ex-skiing champion, reformed heartbreaker and single dad Tyler O'Neil has only one mission - making sure his daughter, Jess, has the best Christmas ever. The fact that his best friend, Brenna, is also temporarily moving into his chalet at the overbooked Snow Crystal resort is a delicious distraction he's simply going to have to ignore. Theirs is the one relationship he's never ruined, and he's not about to start now. Ski pro Brenna Daniels knows all about the perils of unrequited love - she's been in love with Tyler for years. But living with him is absolute torture... How can she concentrate on being his friend when he's sleeping in the room next door? Then when Tyler kisses Brenna, suddenly the relationship she's always dreamed of feels so close she could almost touch it. Could this be the Christmas her dreams of a happy-ever-after finally come true? Book 3 in the O'Neill Brothers trilogy. Originally published in 2014.

The Courts Of Love

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Author : Jean Plaidy
language : en
Publisher: Crown
Release Date : 2006-05-23

The Courts Of Love written by Jean Plaidy and has been published by Crown this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2006-05-23 with Fiction categories.

When I look back over my long and tempestuous life, I can see that much of what happened to me—my triumphs and most of my misfortunes—was due to my passionate relationships with men. I was a woman who considered herself their equal—and in many ways their superior—but it seemed that I depended on them, while seeking to be the dominant partner—an attitude which could hardly be expected to bring about a harmonious existence. Eleanor of Aquitaine was revered for her superior intellect, extraordinary courage, and fierce loyalty. She was equally famous for her turbulent relationships, which included marriages to the kings of both France and England. As a child, Eleanor reveled in her beloved grandfather’s Courts of Love, where troubadours sang of romantic devotion and passion filled the air. In 1137, at the age of fifteen, Eleanor became Duchess of Aquitaine, the richest province in Europe. A union with Louis VII allowed her to ascend the French throne, yet he was a tepid and possessive man and no match for a young woman raised in the Courts of Love. When Eleanor met the magnetic Henry II, the first Plantagenet King of England, their stormy pairing set great change in motion—and produced many sons and daughters, two of whom would one day reign in their own right. In this majestic and sweeping story, set against a backdrop of medieval politics, intrigue, and strife, Jean Plaidy weaves a tapestry of love, passion, betrayal, and heartbreak—and reveals the life of a most remarkable woman whose iron will and political savvy enabled her to hold her own against the most powerful men of her time.

Twas The Knife Before Christmas

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Author : Jacqueline Frost
language : en
Publisher: Crooked Lane Books
Release Date : 2018-11-13

Twas The Knife Before Christmas written by Jacqueline Frost and has been published by Crooked Lane Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-11-13 with Fiction categories.

A Christmas delight, ’Twas the Knife Before Christmas will charm the stockings off readers of Joanne Fluke and Leslie Meier. It’s out of the cupcake tin, into the fire for Holly White’s best friend, Caroline. Can Holly clear Caroline’s name in time to go caroling? When a body turns up in a larger-than-life candy bowl filled with peppermints on the town square, Holly White is horrified to learn her best friend Caroline is the main suspect. Everyone in town, including Mistletoe, Maine’s sheriff, saw Caroline fighting with the victim on the night of his death. Worse, a custom kitchen knife, engraved with Caroline's initials was found with him. Now, just ten days before Christmas, Holly’s up to her jingle bells in holiday shenanigans and in desperate need of a miracle. Juggling extra shifts at her family’s Christmas tree farm and making enough gingerbread jewelry to satisfy the crowd is already more than she can handle―and now she has to find time to clear her best friend of murder. Add in her budding relationship with the sheriff, and a personal stalker dressed as Santa Claus, and Holly’s ready to fly south until springtime. But her Sherpa-lined mittens come off when Caroline is taken into custody. Can Holly wrap up the case in time for Christmas...even after she gains the true killer’s attention? Find out in ‘Twas the Knife Before Christmas, Jacqueline Frost’s second pine-scented Christmas Tree Farm mystery.

Swear An Oath

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Author : Kevin Morse
language : en
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Release Date : 2010-08-20

Swear An Oath written by Kevin Morse and has been published by Xlibris Corporation this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-08-20 with Fiction categories.

A struggling private investigator, Alan Williams, is called out of the blue by an old friend and colleague. He arrives only too late after his friend is killed. What looked like a suicide to the police looks differently to Alan as a murder. Coincidentally, the day before a merger victim washed up shore on the Detroit River which really has the police baffled. Alan has an acquaintance in the department and since the police are overwhelmed with the killings, Alans acquaintance, Sergeant Lorenzo decides to engage the services of Alan to investigate. Quickly, Alan and his associates are drawn into a world of mystery, esoteric knowledge, secret oaths, and secret organizations. Swear an Oath has all the makings of a mystery thriller with secrets that could have reshape ones perspective and have huge implications on the world.

The Blue Carbuncle Musaicum Christmas Specials

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Author : Arthur Conan Doyle
language : en
Publisher: e-artnow
Release Date : 2020-12-17

The Blue Carbuncle Musaicum Christmas Specials written by Arthur Conan Doyle and has been published by e-artnow this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-12-17 with Fiction categories.

This Christmas, Musaicum Books presents to you the Christmas case for the world's most famous detective. As London prepares for Christmas, newspapers report the theft of the near-priceless gemstone, the "Blue Carbuncle", from the hotel suite of the Countess of Morcar. John Horner, a plumber and a previously convicted felon, is soon arrested for the theft. Sherlock Holmes and his assistant Watson set out across the city to determine how the jewel travelled from the Countess of Morcar's hotel room to the goose's crop. Contents: Sherlock's Christmas Case: The Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle A Study in Scarlet The Sign of Four The Hound of the Baskervilles The Valley of Fear A Scandal in Bohemia The Red-Headed League A Case of Identity The Boscombe Valley Mystery The Five Orange Pips The Man with the Twisted Lip The Speckled Band The Engineer's Thumb The Noble Bachelor The Beryl Coronet The Copper Beeches Silver Blaze The Yellow Face The Stock-Broker's Clerk The "Gloria Scott" The Musgrave Ritual The Reigate Puzzle The Crooked Man The Resident Patient The Greek Interpreter The Naval Treaty The Final Problem The Empty House The Norwood Builder The Dancing Men The Solitary Cyclist The Priory School The Black Peter The Adventure of Charles Augustus Milverton The Six Napoleons The Three Students The Golden Pince-Nez The Missing Three-Quarter The Abbey Grange The Second Stain The Wisteria Lodge The Red Circle The Cardboard Box The Bruce-Partington Plans The Dying Detective The Disappearance of Lady Frances Carfax The Devil's Foot His Last Bow: An Epilogue of Sherlock Holmes The Field Bazaar How Watson Learned the Trick Sherlock Holmes: A Drama in Four Act The Crown Diamond: An Evening with Sherlock Holmes An Intimate Study of Sherlock Holmes