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Why Mummy Doesn T Give A

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Author : Gill Sims
language : en
Publisher: HarperCollins
Release Date : 2019-06-27

Why Mummy Doesn T Give A written by Gill Sims and has been published by HarperCollins this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-06-27 with Fiction categories.

Family begins with a capital eff.

Why Mummy Doesn T Give A

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Author : Gill Sims
language : en
Publisher: HarperCollins
Release Date : 2020-03-05

Why Mummy Doesn T Give A written by Gill Sims and has been published by HarperCollins this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-03-05 with categories.

Family begins with a capital eff. I'm wondering how many more f*cking 'phases' I have to endure before my children become civilised and functioning members of society? It seems like people have been telling me 'it's just a phase!' for the last fifteen bloody years. Not sleeping through the night is 'just a phase.' Potty training and the associated accidents 'is just a phase'. The tantrums of the terrible twos are 'just a phase'. The picky eating, the back chat, the obsessions. The toddler refusals to nap, the teenage inability to leave their beds before 1pm without a rocket being put up their arse. The endless singing of Frozen songs, the dabbing, the weeks where apparently making them wear pants was akin to child torture. All 'just phases!' When do the 'phases' end though? WHEN? Mummy dreams of a quirky rural cottage with roses around the door and chatty chickens in the garden. Life, as ever, is not going quite as she planned. Paxo, Oxo and Bisto turn out to be highly rambunctious, rather than merely chatty, and the roses have jaggy thorns. Her precious moppets are now giant teenagers, and instead of wittering at her about who would win in a fight - a dragon badger or a ninja horse - they are Snapchatting the night away, stropping around the tiny cottage and communicating mainly in grunts - except when they are demanding Ellen provides taxi services in the small hours. And there is never, but never, any milk in the house. At least the one thing they can all agree on is that rescued Barry the Wolfdog may indeed be The Ugliest Dog in the World, but he is also the loveliest.

Why Mommy Drinks

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Author : Gill Sims
language : en
Publisher: HarperCollins
Release Date : 2018-03-13

Why Mommy Drinks written by Gill Sims and has been published by HarperCollins this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-03-13 with Fiction categories.

Why Mommy Drinks is the brilliant novel from Gill Sims, the author of the online sensation Peter and Jane. Boy Child Peter, Girl Child Jane and Daddy have exciting adventures with Mommy. Daddy likes gadgets. Peter and Jane like starting fires, trying to kill each other and driving Mommy to drink. Written from the point of view of an exhausted mommy at the end of the day, it's honest, it's funny, and it's a little bit sweary. It is Mommy's 39th birthday. She is staring down the barrel at a future of people asking if she wants to come to their yoga class, and book clubs, where everyone is wearing statement scarves and they are all 'tiddly' after a glass of Pinot Grigio. But Mommy does not want to go quietly into that good night of women with sensible haircuts who 'live for their children', boasting about Boy Child and Girl Child's achievements. Instead, she clutches a large glass of wine, muttering FML over and over, and then remembers the gem of an idea she's had...

Why Mummy Swears

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Author : Gill Sims
language : en
Publisher: HarperCollins
Release Date : 2018-07-12

Why Mummy Swears written by Gill Sims and has been published by HarperCollins this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-07-12 with Fiction categories.

The hilarious second novel, and Sunday Times No 1 Bestseller, from author of the smash hit Why Mummy Drinks.

Why Mommy Doesn T Give A

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Author : Gill Sims
language : en
Publisher: HarperCollins
Release Date : 2020-03-24

Why Mommy Doesn T Give A written by Gill Sims and has been published by HarperCollins this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-03-24 with Fiction categories.

There S A House Inside My Mummy

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Author : Giles Andreae
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2015-12-17

There S A House Inside My Mummy written by Giles Andreae and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-12-17 with Juvenile Fiction categories.

A funny and tender picture book about waiting for a new brother or sister to arrive. There's a house inside my mummy, Where my little brother grows, Or maybe it's my little sister No one really knows. Waiting for a new brother or sister to arrive can be a confusing and worrying time for young children. Sharing this simple rhyming story together is the perfect way to reassure your little one and involve them in all the excitement. Told with humour and warmth by Giles Andreae, the author of much-loved family favourite Giraffes Can't Dance. 'A great book for sharing with your first born while your second is still in the 'tummy house'' - The Times A note from the author: 'When my wife became pregnant for the second time, I was talking to Flinn, our 2-year old son, about what was going to take place and how exciting it would be for him to have a brother or sister. I started to think about it as though I were a young child myself ... 'There's a house inside my mummy' was a phrase that just popped into my head, and from then on the book was a joy to write.'

What Mummy Makes

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Author : Rebecca Wilson
language : en
Publisher: Dorling Kindersley Ltd
Release Date : 2020-07-23

What Mummy Makes written by Rebecca Wilson and has been published by Dorling Kindersley Ltd this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-07-23 with Cooking categories.

130+ recipes all suitable from 6 months old Wean your baby and feed your family at the same time by cooking just one meal in under 30 minutes that everyone will enjoy! Say goodbye to cooking multiple meals every day and the faff of making special little spoonfuls for your baby, plainer dishes for fussy older siblings, and something different again for the grown-ups. With this ingenious new way to introduce solid food to your baby, you'll cook a single meal and eat it together as a family where baby will learn how to eat from watching you. Each recipe is quick to prepare and easy to adapt for different ages and dietary requirements. So forget 'baby food' and make light work of weaning with What Mummy Makes!

Too Young To Be A Mum

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Author : Maggie Hartley
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2017-04-20

Too Young To Be A Mum written by Maggie Hartley and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-04-20 with Family & Relationships categories.

When sixteen-year-old Jess arrives on foster carer Maggie Hartley's doorstep with her newborn son Jimmy, she has nowhere else to go. Arriving straight from the hospital having just given birth, Jess is like a rabbit caught in the headlights. Scared, alone, and practically a child herself, she is overwhelmed with the responsibility of caring for a newborn without the support of a loving family or her beloved boyfriend. With social services threatening to take baby Jimmy into care, Jess knows that Maggie is her only chance of keeping her son. Maggie can see that Jess loves her boyfriend and wants to be a good mother to her son. Can Maggie help Jess learn to become a mum? Will the family ever be allowed to live together?

Mummydaddy

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Author : Jeremy Howe
language : en
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
Release Date : 2012-03-01

Mummydaddy written by Jeremy Howe and has been published by Pan Macmillan this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-03-01 with Biography & Autobiography categories.

In the summer of 1992, Jeremy Howe and his wife, Lizzie, were tending to last-minute holiday preparations. Lizzie was leaving to teach at a summer school before she could join Jeremy and their two daughters, Jessica, six and Lucy, four, at the seaside. That night, arriving at his mother’s in Suffolk, Jeremy managed to get the excited girls to go to sleep, irritated that their mother hadn't called to say goodnight as she had promised. Just after midnight the household was woken by a policeman who had come to tell them that Lizzie was dead. She had been murdered. Twenty years after that terrible night, Jeremy and his girls are not the people they might have been had Lizzie not died. They’re certainly different, but not damaged. This is the candid, heartrending story of how they got there, of how, faced with the worst thing that could possibly happen, they put their lives back together, bit by bit and piece by piece. It's a story of how Daddy became Mummydaddy and of the pitfalls along the way, from how on earth you decide what to tell your children about their mother's violent death to the practicalities of knowing what they like in their packed lunch; from helping your children to grieve when your own grief is so sharp it threatens to overwhelm you to making sure that they brush their teeth and comb their hair. It's a story full of tears, but also of love and family and redemption.

Fairy Mom And Me 1

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Author : Sophie Kinsella
language : en
Publisher: Delacorte Press
Release Date : 2018-01-02

Fairy Mom And Me 1 written by Sophie Kinsella and has been published by Delacorte Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-01-02 with Juvenile Fiction categories.

Fans of Sophie Kinsella's sparkling humor will love her first ever illustrated series for young readers about the charming adventures of a mother-daughter fairy duo! Ella Brook can't wait to grow up, because one day she will become a fairy and have her own sparkly wings and a teacher on Fairy Tube, just like her mom! Until then, Ella has to learn by watching her mom in action. But sometimes spells go wrong, and Ella's mom can never seem to remember the right magic codes on her Computawand. A lot of the time, it's up to Ella to come to the rescue. Does she have what it takes to be a fairy one day? Or will there be more glitches than glitter?