Why My Third Husband Will Be A Dog
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Why My Third Husband Will Be A Dog
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Author : Lisa Scottoline
language : en
Publisher: Macmillan
Release Date : 2009-11-24
Why My Third Husband Will Be A Dog written by Lisa Scottoline and has been published by Macmillan this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-11-24 with Family & Relationships categories.
A hilarious collection of stories from the life of the New York Times bestselling author of Look Again At last, together in one collection, are Lisa Scottoline's wildly popular Philadelphia Inquirer columns. In her column, Lisa lets her hair down, roots and all, to show the humorous side of life from a woman's perspective. The Sunday column debuted in 2007 and on the day it started, Lisa wrote, "I write novels, so I usually have 100,000 words to tell a story. In a column there's only 700 words. I can barely say hello in 700 words. I'm Italian." The column gained momentum and popularity. Word of mouth spread, and readers demanded a collection. Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog is that collection. Seventy vignettes. Vintage Scottoline. In this collection, you'll laugh about: • Being caught braless in the emergency room • Betty and Veronica's Life Lessons for Girls • A man's most important body part • Interrupting as an art form • A religion men and women can worship • Real estate ads as porn • Spanx are public enemy number one • And so much more about life, love, family, pets, and the pursuit of jeans that actually fit!
Why My Third Husband Will Be A Dog
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Author : Lisa Scottoline
language : en
Publisher: Pan
Release Date : 2010
Why My Third Husband Will Be A Dog written by Lisa Scottoline and has been published by Pan this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010 with Man-woman relationships categories.
A hilarious collection of stories from the life of the New York Times bestselling author of Look Again. At last, together in one collection, are Lisa Scottoline's wildly popular Philadelphia Inquirer columns. In her column, Lisa lets her hair down, roots and all, to show the humorous side of life from a woman's perspective. The Sunday column debuted in 2007 and on the day it started, Lisa wrote, "I write novels, so I usually have 100,000 words to tell a story. In a column there's only 700 words. I can barely say hello in 700 words. I'm Italian". The column gained momentum and popularity. Word of mouth spread, and readers demanded a collection. Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog is that collection. Seventy vignettes. Vintage Scottoline. In this collection, you'll laugh about: -Being caught braless in the emergency room -A man's most important body part -Interrupting as an art form -A religion men and women can worship -Real estate ads as porn -Spanx are public enemy number one -And so much more about life, love, family, pets, and the pursuit of jeans that actually fit!
Truly Funny Stories Vol 1
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Author : Lisa Scottoline
language : en
Publisher: St. Martin's Press
Release Date : 2015-11-10
Truly Funny Stories Vol 1 written by Lisa Scottoline and has been published by St. Martin's Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-11-10 with Family & Relationships categories.
The collections from beloved mother-daughter writing duo Lisa Scottoline and Francesca Serritella are among the best reviewed humor books published today and have been compared to the late greats, Erma Bombeck and Nora Ephron. Here for the first time in a fabulous eBook bundle are two of their witty and warm collections. Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog This one's for you, extraordinary ordinary women everywhere! Here Lisa Scottoline shares a hilarious collection of scenes from her real life, and she bets her life sounds a lot like yours...if you crave carbs, can't find jeans that fit, and still believe that these two things are unrelated. My Nest Isn't Empty, It Just Has More Closet Space Lisa and Francesca give their mother-daughter perspective on everything from blind dates to empty calories, as well as life with the feistiest octogenarian on the planet, Mother Mary. Three generations, triple the laughs-and the love.
Happy And Merry
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Author : Lisa Scottoline
language : en
Publisher: St. Martin's Press
Release Date : 2012-10-26
Happy And Merry written by Lisa Scottoline and has been published by St. Martin's Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-10-26 with Humor categories.
Just in time for Christmas comes a collection of the very best holiday essays from the bestselling Mother/Daughter writing duo. Whether their shopping for matching reindeer dog sweaters or having second helpings of eggnog, Lisa Scottoline and Francesca Serritella will keep you warm with their humor and heart. So give yourself some holiday cheer in the midst of all the shopping, cooking, wrapping, and baking madness...you deserve to get a little Happy and Merry!
The Dog Of The Marriage
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Author : Amy Hempel
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2010-06-15
The Dog Of The Marriage written by Amy Hempel and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-06-15 with Fiction categories.
Amy Hempel's compassion, intensity, and illuminating observations have made her one of the most distinctive and admired modern writers. In three stunning books of stories, she has established a voice as unique and recognizable as the photographs of Cindy Sherman or the brushstrokes of Robert Motherwell. The Dog of the Marriage, Hempel's fourth collection, is about sexual obsession, relationships gone awry, and the unsatisfied longings of everyday life. In "Offertory," a modern-day Scheherazade entertains and manipulates her lover with stories of her sexual encounters with a married couple as a very young woman. In "Reference # 388475848-5," a letter contesting a parking ticket becomes a beautiful and unnerving statement of faith. In "Jesus Is Waiting," a woman driving to New York sends a series of cryptically honest postcards to an old lover. And the title story is a heartbreaking tale about the objects and animals and unmired desires that are left behind after death or divorce. These nine stories teem with wisdom, emotion, and surprising wit. Hempel explores the intricate psychology of people falling in and out of love, trying to locate something or someone elusive or lost. Her sentences are as lean, original, and startling as any in contemporary fiction.
What Shamu Taught Me About Life Love And Marriage
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Author : Amy Sutherland
language : en
Publisher: Random House
Release Date : 2008-02-12
What Shamu Taught Me About Life Love And Marriage written by Amy Sutherland and has been published by Random House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-02-12 with Self-Help categories.
While observing exotic animal trainers for her acclaimed book Kicked, Bitten, and Scratched, journalist Amy Sutherland had an epiphany: What if she used these training techniques with the human animals in her own life–namely her dear husband, Scott? In this lively and perceptive book, Sutherland tells how she took the trainers’ lessons home. The next time her forgetful husband stomped through the house in search of his mislaid car keys, she asked herself, “What would a dolphin trainer do?” The answer was: nothing. Trainers reward the behavior they want and, just as important, ignore the behavior they don’t. Rather than appease her mate’s rising temper by joining in the search, or fuel his temper by nagging him to keep better track of his things in the first place, Sutherland kept her mouth shut and her eyes on the dishes she was washing. In short order, Scott found his keys and regained his cool. “I felt like I should throw him a mackerel,” she writes. In time, as she put more training principles into action, she noticed that she became more optimistic and less judgmental, and their twelve-year marriage was better than ever. What started as a goofy experiment had such good results that Sutherland began using the training techniques with all the people in her life, including her mother, her friends, her students, even the clerk at the post office. In the end, the biggest lesson she learned is that the only animal you can truly change is yourself. Full of fun facts, fascinating insights, hilarious anecdotes, and practical tips, What Shamu Taught Me About Life, Love, and Marriage describes Sutherland’s Alice-in-Wonderland experience of stumbling into a world where cheetahs walk nicely on leashes and elephants paint with watercolors, and of leaving a new, improved Homo sapiens.
A Three Dog Life
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Author : Abigail Thomas
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2008-09-18
A Three Dog Life written by Abigail Thomas and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-09-18 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
Spellbinding memoir of a woman coping with the aftermath of her husband's traumatic brain injury. When Abigail Thomas's husband, Richard, was hit by a car, it destroyed his short-term memory and consigned him to permanent brain trauma. He had been taking their dog, Harry, out for a walk, and Harry had come home alone. Subject to rages, terrors, and hallucinations, Rich must live the rest of his life in an institution. He has no memory of what he did the hour, the day, the year before. This tragedy is the ground on which Abigail had to build a new life rather than abandon her husband. How she built that life is a story of great courage and great change, of moving to a small country town, of a new family composed of three dogs, knitting and friendship, of facing down guilt and discovering gratitude. It is also about her relationship with Rich, a man who lives in the eternal present, and the eerie poetry of his often uncanny perceptions. This wise, plain-spoken, beautiful book enacts the truth Abigail discovered in the five years since the accident: You might not find meaning in disaster, but you might, with effort, make something useful of it. Forced to adapt to a life alone, Abigail finds solace at home, discovering that friends, family and dogs (Carolina, Harry and Rosie) can reshape a life of chaos into one that, while wrenchingly sad, makes sense - a life full of its own richness and beauty.
Sister Mother Husband Dog Etc
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Author : Delia Ephron
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2013-09-26
Sister Mother Husband Dog Etc written by Delia Ephron and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-09-26 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
Delia Ephron brings her trademark wit and effervescent prose to a series of unforgettable, moving and provocative essays. The emotional lynchpin is the author's stirring, eloquent response to the death of Nora Ephron, her older sister and frequent writing companion. In 'Sister', she deftly captures the love, rivalry, respect and intimacy that made up her relationship with her sister in a way that is at once deeply personal and comfortingly universal. Other essays in the collection run the gamut from a hysterical piece about love and the movies - how romantic comedies completely destroyed her twenties - to the joy of girlfriends and best friendship, the magical madness and miracle of dogs, keen-eyed observations about urban survival, and a serious and affecting memoir of life with her mother - growing up the child of alcoholics. Ephron's sparkling wit and humanity is present on every emotionally resonant page.
Dogtown
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Author : Elyssa East
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2009-12-01
Dogtown written by Elyssa East and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-12-01 with History categories.
The area known as Dogtown -- an isolated colonial ruin and surrounding 3,000-acre woodland in storied seaside Gloucester, Massachusetts -- has long exerted a powerful influence over artists, writers, eccentrics, and nature lovers. But its history is also woven through with tales of witches, supernatural sightings, pirates, former slaves, drifters, and the many dogs Revolutionary War widows kept for protection and for which the area was named. In 1984, a brutal murder took place there: a mentally disturbed local outcast crushed the skull of a beloved schoolteacher as she walked in the woods. Dogtown's peculiar atmosphere -- it is strewn with giant boulders and has been compared to Stonehenge -- and eerie past deepened the pall of this horrific event that continues to haunt Gloucester even today. In alternating chapters, Elyssa East interlaces the story of this grisly murder with the strange, dark history of this wilderness ghost town and explores the possibility that certain landscapes wield their own unique power. East knew nothing of Dogtown's bizarre past when she first became interested in the area. As an art student in the early 1990s, she fell in love with the celebrated Modernist painter Marsden Hartley's stark and arresting Dogtown landscapes. She also learned that in the 1930s, Dogtown saved Hartley from a paralyzing depression. Years later, struggling in her own life, East set out to find the mysterious setting that had changed Hartley's life, hoping that she too would find solace and renewal in Dogtown's odd beauty. Instead, she discovered a landscape steeped in intrigue and a community deeply ambivalent about the place: while many residents declare their passion for this profoundly affecting landscape, others avoid it out of a sense of foreboding. Throughout this richly braided first-person narrative, East brings Dogtown's enigmatic past to life. Losses sustained during the American Revolution dealt this once thriving community its final blow. Destitute war widows and former slaves took up shelter in its decaying homes until 1839, when the last inhabitant was taken to the poorhouse. He died seven days later. Dogtown has remained abandoned ever since, but continues to occupy many people's imaginations. In addition to Marsden Hartley, it inspired a Bible-thumping millionaire who carved the region's rocks with words to live by; the innovative and influential postmodernist poet Charles Olson, who based much of his epic Maximus Poems on Dogtown; an idiosyncratic octogenarian who vigilantly patrols the land to this day; and a murderer who claimed that the spirit of the woods called out to him. In luminous, insightful prose, Dogtown takes the reader into an unforgettable place brimming with tragedy, eccentricity, and fascinating lore, and examines the idea that some places can inspire both good and evil, poetry and murder.
Dog Romance Stories
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Author : Ava Summers
language : en
Publisher: Shining Sun Publishing
Release Date : 2015-05-27
Dog Romance Stories written by Ava Summers and has been published by Shining Sun Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-05-27 with Fiction categories.
A Collection of Three Short Romance Stories with Dogs "Lucky Dog" romance series feature dogs as main characters. Each book tells a different story and can be enjoyed without reading the other titles. Buy the collection instead of buying the books separately and save money. Love Me, Love My Dog Forty-three-year old Samantha Anderson is a romance novel writer who has recently moved to a small town of Maple Hills to escape the bad memories of her divorce. There, she finds a friend in an intelligent Irish Wolfhound. When her dog gets ill, she takes him to a local veterinarian, who turns out to be a good-natured and handsome 30-something man. What role will her dog play in making them cross her path with the vet again? Would Samantha be able to open her heart after being left by her husband for a much younger woman? Love Me, Love My Dog is the first book in the "Lucky Dog" romance series. Every Dog Has Its Day Thirty-five-year-old Laura Rogers is a freelance writer who has been living as a single woman her entire life in a small town of Maple Hills. Her best friend is a Bernese Mountain Dog named Lucky. When her dog disappears, Laura’s life turns upside down – until the moment the muscular thirty-something personal trainer Richard Tanner finds Lucky wounded in the woods and reunites the dog with Laura. Would she be able to break her lifelong habits and let Richard stay in her life for longer than a brief moment? Every Dog Has Its Day is the second book in the “Lucky Dog” romance series. A Dog's Life Thirty-four-year-old Ashley Madison is a freelance web designer working part time at the local Italian restaurant. After breaking up with her unfaithful boyfriend Spencer, she lives a dull and unsatisfying life. She shares it with her female Irish Setter Violet and animals from the local animal shelter where Ashley volunteers. Ashley’s life is turned upside down when her dog is almost ran over by Matt Hansen, a thirty-seven-year-old retired wealthy businessman who has just moved to the small town of Maple Hills. Will Ashley be able to overcome her distrust of men, call off the dogs and let Matt enter her life? A Dog’s Life is the third book in the "Lucky Dog" romance series. Keywords: romance dogs, dog romance, romance pets, animal romance, dog stories for adults, dog stories fiction, doctor, vet romance, veterinary romance, veterinarian romance, inspirational, second chance, short romance stories, short romance books, short romance collections, sport, fitness, coach, personal trainer, gym trainer, wealthy, rich, millionaire, businessman, ceo, affluent, waitress romance