Why Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You
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How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You
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Author : The Oatmeal
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2012-10-09
How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You written by The Oatmeal and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-10-09 with Humor categories.
Jesus Rollerblading Christ--another helping of TheOatmeal! Mrow, MOAR kitty comics. Mr. Oats delivers a sidesplitting serving of cat humor in his new book, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You. If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of comics, facts, and instructional guides about crazy cat behaviors from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat-themed comic strips. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have for cat-lovers from Mr. Oats!
My Dog The Paradox
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Author : The Oatmeal
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2013-05-07
My Dog The Paradox written by The Oatmeal and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-05-07 with Humor categories.
This eponymous comic became an instant hit when it went live on The Oatmeal.com and was liked on Facebook by 700,000 fans. Now fans will have a keepsake book of this comic to give and to keep. In My Dog: The Paradox, Inman discusses the canine penchant for rolling in horse droppings, chasing large animals four times their size, and acting recklessly enthusiastic through the entirety of their impulsive, lovable lives. Hilarious and heartfelt, My Dog: The Paradox eloquently illustrates the complicated relationship between man and dog. We will never know why dogs fear hair dryers, or being baited into staring contests with cats, but as Inman explains, perhaps we love dogs so much “because their lives aren’t lengthy, logical, or deliberate, but an explosive paradox composed of fur, teeth, and enthusiasm.”
How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety
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Author : Zachary Auburn
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2017-10-19
How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety written by Zachary Auburn and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-10-19 with Humor categories.
What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms? What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence? Why does my cat need to use the internet? How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety, presented by the American Association of Patriots, answers these crucial questions of our time and more, in a simple question and answer format. For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Long gone are the good old days when a cat's biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives. America - and our cats - stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats - and America - great again!
I Could Pee On This
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Author : Francesco Marciuliano
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release Date : 2012-08-03
I Could Pee On This written by Francesco Marciuliano and has been published by Chronicle Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-08-03 with Humor categories.
Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. In this hilarious, bestselling book of tongue-in-cheek poetry. The author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat "authors" throughout, this whimsical animal book reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable). Ideal for that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with our feline friends.
5 Very Good Reasons To Punch A Dolphin In The Mouth And Other Useful Guides
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Author : The Oatmeal
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2010-10-01
5 Very Good Reasons To Punch A Dolphin In The Mouth And Other Useful Guides written by The Oatmeal and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-10-01 with Humor categories.
In Matthew Inman's New York Times best selling 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides), samurai sword-wielding kittens and hamsters that love .50-caliber machine guns commingle with a cracked out Tyrannosaur that is extremely hard to potty train. Bacon is better than true love and you may awake in the middle of the night to find your nephew nibbling on your toes. Sixtry of Inman's comic illustrations and life-bending guides are presented in full-color inside 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides). Consider such handy advice as: 4 Reasons to Carry a Shovel at All Times, 6 Types of Crappy Hugs, 8 Ways to Tell if Your Loved One Plans to Eat You, 17 Things Worth Knowing About Your Cat, and 20 Things Worth Knowing About Beer.
I Am Pusheen The Cat
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Author : Claire Belton
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2013-10-29
I Am Pusheen The Cat written by Claire Belton and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-10-29 with Humor categories.
Who is Pusheen? This collection of oh-so-cute kitty comics—featuring the chubby, tubby tabby who has taken the Internet by storm—will fill you in on all the basics. Things you should know about Pusheen. Birthday: February 18 Sex: Female Where she lives: In the house, on the couch, underfoot Her favorite pastime: Blogging, sleeping Her best feature: Her toe beans Her favorite food: All of them Pusheen is a pleasantly plump cat who has warmed hearts and tickled funny bones of millions worldwide with her signature GIF animated bops, bounces, and tail wiggles. Now, Pusheen is ready to make the leap from digital to print in her first comic collection! Learn what makes her purr and find out why millions of people have already fallen in love with this naughty, adorable kitty. Featuring some of the most popular stories from Pusheen’s Tumblr and Facebook pages (plus a healthy serving of never-before-seen material), I Am Pusheen the Cat is a treat for cat lovers and comics fans alike.
Save The Cat
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Author : Blake Snyder
language : en
Publisher: Michael Wiese Productions
Release Date : 2005
Save The Cat written by Blake Snyder and has been published by Michael Wiese Productions this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2005 with Performing Arts categories.
« One of Hollywood's most successful spec screenwriters tells all in this fast, funny, and candid look inside the movie business. "Save the Cat" is just one of many ironclad rules for making your ideas more marketable and your script more satisfying - and saleable. This ultimate insider's guide reveals the secrets that none dare admit, told by a show biz veteran who's proven that you can sell your script if you can save the cat. »--
How To Be Perfectly Unhappy
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Author : Matthew Inman
language : en
Publisher: Andrews Mcmeel+ORM
Release Date : 2017-10-31
How To Be Perfectly Unhappy written by Matthew Inman and has been published by Andrews Mcmeel+ORM this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-10-31 with Humor categories.
In How To Be Perfectly Unhappy, Inman explores the surprising benefits of forgetting about “happiness,” and embracing instead the meaningful activities that keep us busy and interested and fascinated.
Save The Cat Writes A Novel
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Author : Jessica Brody
language : en
Publisher: Ten Speed Press
Release Date : 2018-10-09
Save The Cat Writes A Novel written by Jessica Brody and has been published by Ten Speed Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-10-09 with Language Arts & Disciplines categories.
The first novel-writing guide from the best-selling Save the Cat! story-structure series, which reveals the 15 essential plot points needed to make any novel a success. Novelist Jessica Brody presents a comprehensive story-structure guide for novelists that applies the famed Save the Cat! screenwriting methodology to the world of novel writing. Revealing the 15 "beats" (plot points) that comprise a successful story--from the opening image to the finale--this book lays out the Ten Story Genres (Monster in the House; Whydunit; Dude with a Problem) alongside quirky, original insights (Save the Cat; Shard of Glass) to help novelists craft a plot that will captivate--and a novel that will sell.
404 Not Found
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Author : The The Oatmeal
language : en
Publisher: Oatmeal
Release Date : 2016-10-04
404 Not Found written by The The Oatmeal and has been published by Oatmeal this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-10-04 with Games & Activities categories.
[This is] an adult coloring adventure book filled with mantis shrimp, angler fish, bear-o-dactyls, space cats, and other fantastical creatures from the wonderland of The Oatmeal.