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I Could Pee On This
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Author : Francesco Marciuliano
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release Date : 2012-08-03
I Could Pee On This written by Francesco Marciuliano and has been published by Chronicle Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-08-03 with Humor categories.
Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. In this hilarious, bestselling book of tongue-in-cheek poetry. The author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat "authors" throughout, this whimsical animal book reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable). Ideal for that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with our feline friends.
I Knead My Mommy
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Author : Francesco Marciuliano
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release Date : 2016-09-06
I Knead My Mommy written by Francesco Marciuliano and has been published by Chronicle Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-09-06 with Humor categories.
A purrfect collection of poetry that explores kitten life from the New York Times–bestselling author of I Could Pee on This and I Could Chew on This. Just when we all thought things couldn’t get any cuter comes a book of confessional poems about the triumphs, trials, and daily discoveries of being a kitten. From climbing walls to claiming hearts, these little cats bare all in such instant classics as “And Then You Said ‘No,’” “Ode to a Lizard I Didn’t Know Is Also a Pet in This House,” and “I Will Save You.” With adorable photos of the poetic prodigies throughout, this volume gives readers a glimpse into their confused and curious feline minds as they encounter the world around them.
Old Possum S Book Of Practical Cats
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Author : T. S. Eliot
language : en
Publisher: Read Books Ltd
Release Date : 2013-01-03
Old Possum S Book Of Practical Cats written by T. S. Eliot and has been published by Read Books Ltd this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-01-03 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
This classic book contains a lovely collection of poetry on cats originally written by T.S. Elliot for his godchildren and friends, and the loveable felines featured in this book were the basis for the well-known and extremely popular musical 'Cats'. This book would make an excellent addition to the bookshelf of any home. Many of the earliest books, particularly those dating back to the 1900s and before, are now extremely scarce and increasingly expensive. We are republishing these classic works in affordable, high quality, modern editions, using the original text and artwork.
How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You
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Author : The Oatmeal
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2012-10-09
How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You written by The Oatmeal and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-10-09 with Humor categories.
Jesus Rollerblading Christ--another helping of TheOatmeal! Mrow, MOAR kitty comics. Mr. Oats delivers a sidesplitting serving of cat humor in his new book, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You. If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of comics, facts, and instructional guides about crazy cat behaviors from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat-themed comic strips. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have for cat-lovers from Mr. Oats!
You Need More Sleep
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Author : Francesco Marciuliano
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release Date : 2015-09-01
You Need More Sleep written by Francesco Marciuliano and has been published by Chronicle Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-09-01 with Pets categories.
Life wisdom from the New York Times-bestselling author of I Could Pee on This: “Learn how adopting a cat-like state of mind will ensure you prosper.” —Catster Our feline friends have spent eons observing, napping, pondering, napping, and taking notes about the human condition. In between naps, they’ve realized that we humans could use some catlike guidance when it comes to handling the ups and downs of life. In this book they’ve condescended to share their invaluable wisdom in short advice columns such as “Always Stay at Least 30 Feet from a Loved One” and “Never Let Anyone Dress You.” Whether it’s coping with romance, surviving a social gathering, or clawing your way to the top of the corporate ladder only to realize you can’t get down, the cats in this book will have you relaxed and ready to take on the world! Just after one more nap.
I Could Pee On This And Other Poems By Cats Gifts For Cat Lovers Funny Cat Books For Cat Lovers
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Author : Francesco Marciuliano
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release Date : 2012-08-15
I Could Pee On This And Other Poems By Cats Gifts For Cat Lovers Funny Cat Books For Cat Lovers written by Francesco Marciuliano and has been published by Chronicle Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-08-15 with Fiction categories.
Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. In this hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek poetry, the author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat authors throughout, this whimsical volume reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable). Ideal for that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with our feline friends.
I Could Pee On This Too
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Author : Francesco Marciuliano
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release Date : 2016-08-16
I Could Pee On This Too written by Francesco Marciuliano and has been published by Chronicle Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-08-16 with Humor categories.
There's a new cat in town! This feisty sibling of the international bestseller I Could Pee on This will be making its own sensational mark in the cat-poetry world. I Could Pee on This, Too explores fresh feline emotions and philosophical musings through cats' own poetry, such as "Welcome New Cat," "Sleeping My Life Away," and "You Also Live Here." Any cat lover who's longed for a deeper look into the enigmatic world of their cats will fall whiskers over paws for this well-versed follow-up.
I Could Pee On This
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Author : Francesco Marciuliano
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release Date : 2012-08-03
I Could Pee On This written by Francesco Marciuliano and has been published by Chronicle Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-08-03 with Fiction categories.
The internationally bestselling book of tongue-in-cheek poetry that set off a trend of feline funniness! Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. The author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat "authors" throughout, this whimsical poetry book reveals kitties at their wackiest and most exasperating (but always lovable). IDEAL CAT GIFT FOR CAT LOVERS: For that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life, this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with their pet. COMIC GEMS FOR ADULTS: The sublimely funny jokes within these poems will appeal to men and women of all ages but some of the kitty authors' language may be a bit salty for kids. MINI COFFEE TABLE BOOK: Enchant visitors with this hand-held volume of the best cat poetry sure to delight book lovers and humor enthusiasts alike. Perfect for: Cat ladies, cat gentlemen, and anyone who aspires to visit CatCon one day Fans of dad jokes, Shel Silverstein books and other funny poem writers, and bad kitty behavior in general Go-to gift for birthday, holiday, anniversary, Mother's Day for cat moms, Father's Day for cat dads, or pet adoption congratulations
2019 Wall Calendar I Could Pee On This
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Author : Francesco Marciuliano
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2018-07-24
2019 Wall Calendar I Could Pee On This written by Francesco Marciuliano and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-07-24 with categories.
I Could Chew On This
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Author : Francesco Marciuliano
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release Date : 2013-07-30
I Could Chew On This written by Francesco Marciuliano and has been published by Chronicle Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-07-30 with Poetry categories.
The dogs have their day in this collection of canine poetry from the #1 New York Times–bestselling author of I Could Pee on This. The canine answer to I Could Pee on This, the beloved volume of poems by cats, I Could Chew on This will have dog lovers laughing out loud. Doggie laureates not only chew on quite a lot of things, they also reveal their creativity, their hidden motives, and their eternal (and sometimes misguided) effervescence through such musings as “I Dropped a Ball,” “I Lose My Mind When You Leave the House,” and “Can You Smell That?” Accompanied throughout by portraits of the canine poets in all their magnificence, I Could Chew on This is a work of unbridled enthusiasm, insatiable appetite, and, yes, creative genius. Praise for the writing of Francesco Marcuiliano “Hilarious.” —Shelf Awareness