I Knead My Mommy
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I Knead My Mommy
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Author : Francesco Marciuliano
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release Date : 2014-08-05
I Knead My Mommy written by Francesco Marciuliano and has been published by Chronicle Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-08-05 with Humor categories.
Just when we all thought things couldn't get any cuter, from the author of the New York Times bestselling I Could Pee on This comes I Knead My Mommy, a book of confessional poems about the triumphs, trials, and daily discoveries of being a kitten. From climbing walls to claiming hearts, these little cats bare all in such instant classics as "And Then You Said 'No,'" "Ode to a Lizard I Didn't Know Is Also a Pet in This House," and "I Will Save You." With adorable photos of the poetic prodigies throughout, this volume gives readers a glimpse into their confused and curious feline minds as they encounter the world around them.
I Knead My Mummy
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Author : Francesco Marciuliano
language : en
Publisher: Random House
Release Date : 2014-09-18
I Knead My Mummy written by Francesco Marciuliano and has been published by Random House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-09-18 with Humor categories.
Just when you thought things couldn’t get any cuter . . . The kittens of the world have decided to write a book. Of confessional poems, no less. From taking a bath in a bowl of milk to playing keep-away with your car keys and vanquishing the strange lumps at the end of the bed (sorry, turns out those were your toes), these kittens reveal their confused and curious little minds as they discover the world around them. KITTENS MAY BE YOUNG (and wildly impulsive), but that doesn’t mean they don’t have a lot to say. The little felines in this book bare all in such classics as "And Then You Said ‘No,’" "Ode to a Lizard I Didn’t Know Is Also a Pet in This House," and "I Will Save You." Each poem in this collection reveals the truly adorable, irresistible, and completely neurotic nature of these little fur balls with claws.
I Could Pee On This
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Author : Francesco Marciuliano
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release Date : 2012-08-03
I Could Pee On This written by Francesco Marciuliano and has been published by Chronicle Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-08-03 with Humor categories.
Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. In this hilarious, bestselling book of tongue-in-cheek poetry. The author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat "authors" throughout, this whimsical animal book reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable). Ideal for that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with our feline friends.
I Could Pee On This Too
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Author : Francesco Marciuliano
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release Date : 2016-08-16
I Could Pee On This Too written by Francesco Marciuliano and has been published by Chronicle Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-08-16 with Humor categories.
"There's a new cat in town! This feisty new sibling of the bestselling sensation I Could Pee on This is eager to make its mark in the cat-poetry world. I Could Pee on This, Too explores new feline emotions and philosophical musings with poems like "You Believe in Me," "The Day My Head Got Stuck in a Plastic Cup," and "Sleeping My Life Away." Any cat lover who's longed for a deeper look into the enigmatic world of their cats will fall head over paw for this well-versed follow up"--
You Need More Sleep
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Author : Francesco Marciuliano
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release Date : 2015-09-01
You Need More Sleep written by Francesco Marciuliano and has been published by Chronicle Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-09-01 with Pets categories.
Our feline friends have spent eons observing, napping, pondering, napping, and taking notes about the human condition. In between naps, they've realized that we humans could use some catlike guidance when it comes to handling the ups and downs of life. In this book they've condescended to share their invaluable wisdom in short advice columns such as "Always Stay at Least 30 Feet from a Loved One" and "Never Let Anyone Dress You." Whether it's coping with romance, surviving a social gathering, or clawing your way to the top of the corporate ladder only to realize you can't get down, the cats in this ebook will have you relaxed and ready to take on the world! Just after one more nap.
Oh It S You
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Author : Francesco Marciuliano
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release Date : 2023-10-03
Oh It S You written by Francesco Marciuliano and has been published by Chronicle Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-10-03 with Humor categories.
From the author of the beloved I Could Pee on This series comes a new book of hilarious love poems from cats to their people. Cats have so many ways to say "I love you." Sometimes it's a gentle purr and a slow blink. Sometimes it's a tiny dead animal offered in tribute. And sometimes, it's expressed in that deepest of cat love languages: poetry. The author of the internationally bestselling series of tongue-in-cheek poetry helps cats put paw to keyboard to express the depth of their feline feelings in odes to breakfasts (on time, please!), ripped-up rugs (it's a sign of affection!), the importance of keeping watch in the bathroom, and the perfect cardboard box that the expensive and totally ignored new cat bed arrived in. Illustrated by adorable and goofy cat photos, this book is the purrfect combination of snarky and sweet that every cat person knows is cat for true love. CAT PHOTOS GALORE: Illustrated by a collection of feline models striking poses that are charming, affectionate, standoffish, and just plain silly, this whimsical poetry book reveals kitties at their most lovable. IDEAL GIFT FOR CAT LOVERS: The humor in the poems is based on universal experiences shared by all cats and their owners. For that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life, this poetry book makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone obsessed with their pet. MINI COFFEE TABLE BOOK: Enchant visitors with this hand-held volume of the best cat poetry sure to delight book lovers and humor enthusiasts alike. Perfect for: Lovers of cats and cat stuff of all kinds Fans of I Could Pee on This Gift for Valentine's Day, Galentine's Day, birthdays, or any occasion that could use a little love Readers who love funny books about (or by) cats
Claw The System
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Author : Francesco Marciuliano
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2018-10-16
Claw The System written by Francesco Marciuliano and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-10-16 with Humor categories.
Cats are done with humans' crap. For too long they have put up with baby talk, the humiliation of holiday costumes, and the social injustice of being told, "No." They will not sleep through this anymore. We humans have woken the beast, and in this book they have gathered together to reclaim their voice, loudly and repeatedly until we pay attention. Watch the uprising unfold, through anthems such as "Redefine Terms," "Accepted," "Decide," "A New Dawn," and "Just What Do You Think You're Doing?" Show support for your feline friends and try to understand why they're so spitting mad.
I Could Chew On This
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Author : Francesco Marciuliano
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release Date : 2013-07-30
I Could Chew On This written by Francesco Marciuliano and has been published by Chronicle Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-07-30 with Poetry categories.
A New York Times bestseller? Oh, you know the dogs weren't going to let the cats get away with that! This canine companion to I Could Pee on This, the beloved volume of poems by cats, I Could Chew on This will have dog lovers laughing out loud. Doggie laureates not only chew on quite a lot of things, they also reveal their creativity, their hidden motives, and their eternal (and sometimes misguided) effervescence through such musings as "I Dropped a Ball," "I Lose My Mind When You Leave the House," and "Can You Smell That?" Accompanied throughout by portraits of the canine poets in all their magnificence, I Could Chew on This is a work of unbridled enthusiasm, insatiable appetite, and, yes, creative genius. Plus, this is a fixed-format version of the book, which looks nearly identical to the print version.
All Cats Are Introverts
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Author : Francesco Marciuliano
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2019-10-15
All Cats Are Introverts written by Francesco Marciuliano and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-10-15 with Humor categories.
From the author of the #1 New York Times bestseller I Could Pee on This: Poems by cats who just need a little “me time.” Have you ever been labeled as “antisocial” because you’d rather stay home on the couch, “shy” because you don’t like big parties, or “lost in your own thoughts” because you don’t realize someone’s been calling your name 148 times? The cats understand. All Cats Are Introverts is a collection of self-reflective poetry from cats that clearly shows them to be the insightful, often alert, crowd-averse, personally engaging, probably napping-as-we-speak introverts of the animal kingdom. Enjoy this completely relatable and hilarious book, and perhaps you will soon see the cat—and even yourself—in a whole new light.
Claw The System
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Author : Francesco Marciuliano
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2018-10-16
Claw The System written by Francesco Marciuliano and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-10-16 with Humor categories.
Cats are done with humans' crap. For too long they have put up with baby talk, the humiliation of holiday costumes, and the social injustice of being told, "No." They will not sleep through this anymore. We humans have woken the beast, and in this book they have gathered together to reclaim their voice, loudly and repeatedly until we pay attention. Watch the uprising unfold, through anthems such as "Redefine Terms," "Accepted," "Decide," "A New Dawn," and "Just What Do You Think You're Doing?" Show support for your feline friends and try to understand why they're so spitting mad.