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I Could Pee On This Too


I Could Pee On This Too
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I Could Pee On This


I Could Pee On This
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Author : Francesco Marciuliano
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release Date : 2012-08-03

I Could Pee On This written by Francesco Marciuliano and has been published by Chronicle Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-08-03 with Humor categories.


Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. In this hilarious, bestselling book of tongue-in-cheek poetry. The author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat "authors" throughout, this whimsical animal book reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable). Ideal for that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with our feline friends.



I Knead My Mommy


I Knead My Mommy
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Author : Francesco Marciuliano
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release Date : 2016-09-06

I Knead My Mommy written by Francesco Marciuliano and has been published by Chronicle Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-09-06 with Humor categories.


A purrfect collection of poetry that explores kitten life from the New York Times–bestselling author of I Could Pee on This and I Could Chew on This. Just when we all thought things couldn’t get any cuter comes a book of confessional poems about the triumphs, trials, and daily discoveries of being a kitten. From climbing walls to claiming hearts, these little cats bare all in such instant classics as “And Then You Said ‘No,’” “Ode to a Lizard I Didn’t Know Is Also a Pet in This House,” and “I Will Save You.” With adorable photos of the poetic prodigies throughout, this volume gives readers a glimpse into their confused and curious feline minds as they encounter the world around them.



I Could Pee On This Too


I Could Pee On This Too
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Author : Francesco Marciuliano
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release Date : 2016-08-16

I Could Pee On This Too written by Francesco Marciuliano and has been published by Chronicle Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-08-16 with Humor categories.


There's a new cat in town! This feisty sibling of the international bestseller I Could Pee on This will be making its own sensational mark in the cat-poetry world. I Could Pee on This, Too explores fresh feline emotions and philosophical musings through cats' own poetry, such as "Welcome New Cat," "Sleeping My Life Away," and "You Also Live Here." Any cat lover who's longed for a deeper look into the enigmatic world of their cats will fall whiskers over paws for this well-versed follow-up.



Old Possum S Book Of Practical Cats


Old Possum S Book Of Practical Cats
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Author : T. S. Eliot
language : en
Publisher: Read Books Ltd
Release Date : 2013-01-03

Old Possum S Book Of Practical Cats written by T. S. Eliot and has been published by Read Books Ltd this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-01-03 with Juvenile Fiction categories.


This classic book contains a lovely collection of poetry on cats originally written by T.S. Elliot for his godchildren and friends, and the loveable felines featured in this book were the basis for the well-known and extremely popular musical 'Cats'. This book would make an excellent addition to the bookshelf of any home. Many of the earliest books, particularly those dating back to the 1900s and before, are now extremely scarce and increasingly expensive. We are republishing these classic works in affordable, high quality, modern editions, using the original text and artwork.



You Need More Sleep


You Need More Sleep
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Author : Francesco Marciuliano
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release Date : 2015-09-01

You Need More Sleep written by Francesco Marciuliano and has been published by Chronicle Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-09-01 with Pets categories.


Life wisdom from the New York Times-bestselling author of I Could Pee on This: “Learn how adopting a cat-like state of mind will ensure you prosper.” —Catster Our feline friends have spent eons observing, napping, pondering, napping, and taking notes about the human condition. In between naps, they’ve realized that we humans could use some catlike guidance when it comes to handling the ups and downs of life. In this book they’ve condescended to share their invaluable wisdom in short advice columns such as “Always Stay at Least 30 Feet from a Loved One” and “Never Let Anyone Dress You.” Whether it’s coping with romance, surviving a social gathering, or clawing your way to the top of the corporate ladder only to realize you can’t get down, the cats in this book will have you relaxed and ready to take on the world! Just after one more nap.



Why Cats Paint


Why Cats Paint
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Author : Heather Busch
language : en
Publisher: Harper Collins
Release Date : 1994-05

Why Cats Paint written by Heather Busch and has been published by Harper Collins this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1994-05 with Art categories.


Offers a look at feline paintings, discusses aspects of their creativity, and examines everyday cat behavior.



I Need To Pee


I Need To Pee
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Author : Neha Singh
language : en
Publisher: Puffin
Release Date : 2018-03

I Need To Pee written by Neha Singh and has been published by Puffin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-03 with Juvenile Fiction categories.


Where do you go when you just have to go? Rahi simply loves slurping refreshing drinks, and so she always needs to pee. But boy, does she hate public loos! On her way to her aunt's in Meghalaya, she has to pee on a train as well as stop at a hotel and even the really scary public toilet at the bus depot! And when those around her refuse to help her with her troubles, her only saviour is her Book of Important Quotes. Travel with the cheeky Rahi and read all about her yucky, icky, sticky adventures in this quirky and vibrant book about the ever-relevant worry of having a safe and clean toilet experience.



Of Cats And Men


Of Cats And Men
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Author : Sam Kalda
language : en
Publisher: National Geographic Books
Release Date : 2017-04-18

Of Cats And Men written by Sam Kalda and has been published by National Geographic Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-04-18 with Humor categories.


A stylish, illustrated gift book profiling notable cat-loving men throughout history. Some of history’s greatest men have been cat lovers, and their cats have contributed to their genius and legacy: the static charge from a cat’s fur sparked young Nikola Tesla’s interest in electricity; Sir Isaac Newton is said to have invited the first cat flap; visitors to Ernest Hemingway and Winston Churchill’s homes still encounter the descendants of their beloved cats; William S. Burroughs and Andy Warhol both wrote books inspired by their feline friends. Stylishly illustrated and full of charming, witty profiles and quotes from history’s most notable “cat men,” Of Cats and Men pays tribute to thirty luminaries and visionaries who have one thing in common: a pure and enduring love of cats.



Claw The System


Claw The System
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Author : Francesco Marciuliano
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2018-10-16

Claw The System written by Francesco Marciuliano and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-10-16 with Humor categories.


Cats are done with humans' crap. For too long they have put up with baby talk, the humiliation of holiday costumes, and the social injustice of being told, "No." They will not sleep through this anymore. We humans have woken the beast, and in this book they have gathered together to reclaim their voice, loudly and repeatedly until we pay attention. Watch the uprising unfold, through anthems such as "Redefine Terms," "Accepted," "Decide," "A New Dawn," and "Just What Do You Think You're Doing?" Show support for your feline friends and try to understand why they're so spitting mad.



Oh It S You


Oh It S You
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Author : Francesco Marciuliano
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release Date : 2023-10-03

Oh It S You written by Francesco Marciuliano and has been published by Chronicle Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-10-03 with Humor categories.


From the author of the beloved I Could Pee on This series comes a new book of hilarious love poems from cats to their people. Cats have so many ways to say "I love you." Sometimes it's a gentle purr and a slow blink. Sometimes it's a tiny dead animal offered in tribute. And sometimes, it's expressed in that deepest of cat love languages: poetry. The author of the internationally bestselling series of tongue-in-cheek poetry helps cats put paw to keyboard to express the depth of their feline feelings in odes to breakfasts (on time, please!), ripped-up rugs (it's a sign of affection!), the importance of keeping watch in the bathroom, and the perfect cardboard box that the expensive and totally ignored new cat bed arrived in. Illustrated by adorable and goofy cat photos, this book is the purrfect combination of snarky and sweet that every cat person knows is cat for true love. CAT PHOTOS GALORE: Illustrated by a collection of feline models striking poses that are charming, affectionate, standoffish, and just plain silly, this whimsical poetry book reveals kitties at their most lovable. IDEAL GIFT FOR CAT LOVERS: The humor in the poems is based on universal experiences shared by all cats and their owners. For that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life, this poetry book makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone obsessed with their pet. MINI COFFEE TABLE BOOK: Enchant visitors with this hand-held volume of the best cat poetry sure to delight book lovers and humor enthusiasts alike. Perfect for: Lovers of cats and cat stuff of all kinds Fans of I Could Pee on This Gift for Valentine's Day, Galentine's Day, birthdays, or any occasion that could use a little love Readers who love funny books about (or by) cats