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Worst Date Ever
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Author : J S Cooper
language : en
Publisher: Independently Published
Release Date : 2021-09-18
Worst Date Ever written by J S Cooper and has been published by Independently Published this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-09-18 with categories.
"Go on a date," she said. "You'll love it," she said. She was wrong! It had been one year, two months and seventeen days since my last date. So my best friend Abby decided to sign me up for a dating app. She guaranteed that she could get me the best date of my life within one week. I didn't really want to do it, but I figured what did I have to lose? Turns out that I had: 1. $500 2. My dignity 3. My patience and 4. My innocence to lose OK, so I didn't really have my innocence to lose, but believe you me, Jack Morrison was my worst date ever. And I've been on a lot of bad dates. Trust me when I say that that was the longest ten hours and 33 minutes of my life. I never wanted to see or speak to him again. But it turns out you don't always get what you want in life, because Jack showed up the very next day at a family gathering I was attending as a fake plus one. As you can imagine that was a real pickle, Jack wanted to know why I went on a date with him when I'm dating someone else. But he can't know the whole complicated truth of the matter. I'm in a fake relationship and now I'm being blackmailed by the worst date ever. That's not even the worst part. I decided to log onto this new app called "confession board" to seek some advice, but it turns out Jack Morrison is absolutely everywhere and he's not going to leave me alone until I submit to his demands.
Worst Date Ever
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Author : J. S. Cooper
language : en
Publisher: J.S. Cooper
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Worst Date Ever written by J. S. Cooper and has been published by J.S. Cooper this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on with Fiction categories.
“Go on a date,” she said. “You’ll love it,” she said. She was wrong! It had been one year, two months and seventeen days since my last date. So my best friend Abby decided to sign me up for a dating app. She guaranteed that she could get me the best date of my life within one week. I didn’t really want to do it, but I figured what did I have to lose? Turns out that I had: 1. $500 2. My dignity 3. My patience and 4. My innocence to lose OK, so I didn’t really have my innocence to lose, but believe you me, Jack Morrison was my worst date ever. And I’ve been on a lot of bad dates. Trust me when I say that that was the longest ten hours and 33 minutes of my life. I never wanted to see or speak to him again. But it turns out you don’t always get what you want in life, because Jack showed up the very next day at a family gathering I was attending as a fake plus one. As you can imagine that was a real pickle, Jack wanted to know why I went on a date with him when I’m dating someone else. But he can’t know the whole complicated truth of the matter. I’m in a fake relationship and now I’m being blackmailed by the worst date ever. That’s not even the worst part. I decided to log onto this new app called “confession board” to seek some advice, but it turns out Jack Morrison is absolutely everywhere and he’s not going to leave me alone until I submit to his demands.
Worst Date Ever
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Author : Melodie Campbell
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2017
Worst Date Ever written by Melodie Campbell and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017 with Dating (Social customs) categories.
"This funny short novel follows a single mom on a number of first dates."--
Worst Date Ever
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Author : Melodie Campbell
language : en
Publisher: Orca Book Publishers
Release Date : 2017-09-05
Worst Date Ever written by Melodie Campbell and has been published by Orca Book Publishers this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-09-05 with Fiction categories.
Jennie has been a widow for two years. Her twelve-year-old son thinks it's about time she started dating, and so does her best friend, Angela. So with Angela's help, Jennie signs up to an online dating site. Within hours, she has several dates lined up for the week. Surely there will be one Prince Charming in the bunch. And if not, it's only one date, right? How bad could it be?
The Worst Date Ever
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Author : Shaun McLaughlin
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2012-01-24
The Worst Date Ever written by Shaun McLaughlin and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-01-24 with categories.
Funny dating stories
The Worst Date Ever
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Author : Jane Bussmann
language : en
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
Release Date : 2009-07-03
The Worst Date Ever written by Jane Bussmann and has been published by Pan Macmillan this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-07-03 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
When scriptwriter Jane Bussmann (South Park, The Fast Show, Brass Eye and Smack the Pony) moved to Hollywood, it was supposed to be the start of something better. But a day job interviewing Paris, Britney and Co. left her trapped in the Golden Age of Stupid. Then she saw a photograph of John Prendergast in Vanity Fair. His day job was ending war. He was also extremely attractive. Jane 'may have inferred she was a Foreign Correspondent', because suddenly she found herself on route to Africa on the trail of this modern-day Indiana Jones. There was one problem: when she got to Uganda John had left. Alone in a war-torn country, appalled by 25,000 child abductions, Jane must investigate the war crime of the century – to make John fancy her. Combining a maverick heroine, an idealist hero, comic disasters and moving tragedy, this is brilliant storytelling by a hugely talented writer. ‘Jane Bussmann’s romantic odyssey from Hollywood to Uganda is the funniest thing we’ve ever read.’ Instyle Hot List ‘a marvellously maverick approach to the investigation of war crimes.’ Marie Claire Five Stars ‘Imagine The Last King of Scotland written by Shazzer from Bridget Jones’s Diary, and you’d still only get halfway to appreciating Jane Bussmann’s funny, incongruous and artlessly perceptive account... this is one of the funniest books I've read for a long while' The Sunday Times 'hilarious and heart-wrenching' The Spectator
Wow No Thank You
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Author : Samantha Irby
language : en
Publisher: Vintage
Release Date : 2020-03-31
Wow No Thank You written by Samantha Irby and has been published by Vintage this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-03-31 with Humor categories.
#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Lambda Literary Award for Bisexual Nonfiction Award Winner • A rip-roaring, edgy and unabashedly raunchy new collection of hilarious essays from the New York Times bestselling author of We Are Never Meeting in Real Life. “Stay-up-all-night, miss-your-subway-stop, spit-out-your-beverage funny.” —Jia Tolentino, New York Times bestselling author of Trick Mirror Irby is forty, and increasingly uncomfortable in her own skin despite what Inspirational Instagram Infographics have promised her. She has left her job as a receptionist at a veterinary clinic, has published successful books and has been friendzoned by Hollywood, left Chicago, and moved into a house with a garden that requires repairs and know-how with her wife in a Blue town in the middle of a Red state where she now hosts book clubs and makes mason jar salads. This is the bourgeois life of a Hallmark Channel dream. She goes on bad dates with new friends, spends weeks in Los Angeles taking meetings with "tv executives slash amateur astrologers" while being a "cheese fry-eating slightly damp Midwest person," "with neck pain and no cartilage in [her] knees," who still hides past due bills under her pillow. The essays in this collection draw on the raw, hilarious particulars of Irby's new life. Wow, No Thank You. is Irby at her most unflinching, riotous, and relatable. Don't miss Samantha Irby's bestselling new book, Quietly Hostile!
Awful First Dates
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Author : Sarah Wexler
language : en
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Release Date : 2012-01-01
Awful First Dates written by Sarah Wexler and has been published by Sourcebooks, Inc. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-01-01 with Family & Relationships categories.
"He spills out a pile of pennies all over the table, telling me he fished through the couch for change to pay for his big night out." From the guy who chews on rocks to the one who has his mom tag along, Awful First Dates is filled with hilarious, cringe-worthy, holy-crap-did-that-really-happen?! stories from celebrities like Lauren Conrad and Michael Kors, you'll laugh, you'll cringe—and most importantly—you'll feel better about some of the date's you've been on! He ate an entire bowl of dip with his fingers. He said, "I think we should hang out in the woods and just groove on each other." About thirty minutes in, he paused, took a sip of win, and then said, "So, can we go have sex now?" Sarah Z. Wexler, a freelance writer, lives and goes on first dates in New York City.
My Worst Date
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Author : David Leddick
language : en
Publisher: Macmillan
Release Date : 1998-02-15
My Worst Date written by David Leddick and has been published by Macmillan this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1998-02-15 with Fiction categories.
When 16-year-old Hugo, who is ready for something more than school and just hanging out with his friends, meets Glenn Elliot Paul, he thinks that maybe he has found something to look forward to. He gets more than he bargained for, however, when he realizes that the mysterious man of his dreams is also dating his mother.
Worst Date Ever
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Author : Dan Kopcow
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-03
Worst Date Ever written by Dan Kopcow and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-03 with Fiction categories.
We've all experienced dates brimming with horror, comedy, drama, tension, and lunacy. Sometimes in the same evening. The characters in these stories are undergoing the worst dates of their lives. Whether on a first date, a weekend getaway with a significant other, or the target of an intricate revenge scheme, the characters in this collection reflect a spectrum of emotions and reactions when they decide to lower their guard and let somebody in. And then it all goes spectacularly Hindenburg.