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Worst Holiday Ever
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Author : Charlie Higson
language : en
Publisher: Penguin UK
Release Date : 2021-04-29
Worst Holiday Ever written by Charlie Higson and has been published by Penguin UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-04-29 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
A hilarious new book from the bestselling children's author - Adrian Mole for the new generation! *'Made me cry with laughter and my heart ache' Lisa Thompson, author of The Goldfish Boy* *'Funniest. Book. Ever' Ross Welford, author of Time Travelling with a Hamster* Stan is going on holiday to Italy with his (fifth) best friend Felix and a load of strangers. Stan is absolutely terrified. Luckily, his mum's given him an emergency list that includes how to survive a shark attack, and what to do if he gets kidnapped. Stan thinks that a better list would include how to cope with odd food, and what to do if he accidentally calls Felix's mum 'mum' in front of everybody. And it soon turns out Italy is full of dangers and things that can go wrong. One thing's for certain, Stan's not going to come back the same boy he left. He just hope he comes back at all . . . Worst. Holiday. Ever is a story about facing fears, dealing with worries, and how it's OK to be anxious, scared, and sometimes a little bit brave.
The Worst Date Ever
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Author : Jane Bussmann
language : en
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
Release Date : 2009-07-03
The Worst Date Ever written by Jane Bussmann and has been published by Pan Macmillan this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-07-03 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
When scriptwriter Jane Bussmann (South Park, The Fast Show, Brass Eye and Smack the Pony) moved to Hollywood, it was supposed to be the start of something better. But a day job interviewing Paris, Britney and Co. left her trapped in the Golden Age of Stupid. Then she saw a photograph of John Prendergast in Vanity Fair. His day job was ending war. He was also extremely attractive. Jane 'may have inferred she was a Foreign Correspondent', because suddenly she found herself on route to Africa on the trail of this modern-day Indiana Jones. There was one problem: when she got to Uganda John had left. Alone in a war-torn country, appalled by 25,000 child abductions, Jane must investigate the war crime of the century – to make John fancy her. Combining a maverick heroine, an idealist hero, comic disasters and moving tragedy, this is brilliant storytelling by a hugely talented writer. ‘Jane Bussmann’s romantic odyssey from Hollywood to Uganda is the funniest thing we’ve ever read.’ Instyle Hot List ‘a marvellously maverick approach to the investigation of war crimes.’ Marie Claire Five Stars ‘Imagine The Last King of Scotland written by Shazzer from Bridget Jones’s Diary, and you’d still only get halfway to appreciating Jane Bussmann’s funny, incongruous and artlessly perceptive account... this is one of the funniest books I've read for a long while' The Sunday Times 'hilarious and heart-wrenching' The Spectator
My Holiday In North Korea
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Author : Wendy E. Simmons
language : en
Publisher: Rosetta Books
Release Date : 2016-05-03
My Holiday In North Korea written by Wendy E. Simmons and has been published by Rosetta Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-05-03 with Travel categories.
“You remember Eat, Pray, Love and Under the Tuscan Sun? Yeah, this really isn’t like those. It’s better” (San Francisco Chronicle). Most people want out of North Korea. Wendy Simmons wanted in. In My Holiday in North Korea: The Funniest/Worst Place on Earth, Wendy shares a glimpse of North Korea as it’s never been seen before. Even though it’s the scariest place on Earth, somehow Wendy forgot to check her sense of humor at the border. But Wendy’s initial amusement and bewilderment soon turned to frustration and growing paranoia. Before long, she learned the essential conundrum of “tourism” in North Korea: Travel is truly a love affair. But, just like love, it’s a two-way street. And North Korea deprives you of all this. They want you to fall in love with the singular vision of the country they’re willing to show you and nothing more. Through poignant, laugh-out-loud essays and ninety-two never-before-published color photographs of North Korea, Wendy chronicles one of the strangest vacations ever. Along the way, she bares all while undergoing an inner journey as convoluted as the country itself. “Much of the humor and poignancy comes from the absurdity of a fun-loving free spirit taking a vacation that’s more rigidly scripted and controlled than a presidential motorcade . . . Simmons’ photos—including an eerie image of a classroom full of schoolgirls playing accordions—further illustrate the bizarre nature of a country that, whether for good or bad, has been carefully controlled for generations.” —San Francisco Chronicle “An irresistible read . . . A rare and fascinating look at the tourist’s North Korea in a work that is humorous, appalling, and very sad. A highly recommended and revealing glimpse into a secretive land.” —Library Journal
Greetings From Auschwitz
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Author : Pawel Szypulski
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2015-09-01
Greetings From Auschwitz written by Pawel Szypulski and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-09-01 with categories.
The Worst Noel
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Author : Collected Authors of the Worst Noel
language : en
Publisher: Harper Collins
Release Date : 2009-10-13
The Worst Noel written by Collected Authors of the Worst Noel and has been published by Harper Collins this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-10-13 with Performing Arts categories.
Does the thought of mistletoe give you hives? Does the sound of jingling bells instill fear in your heart? Do you hide under the covers from the day after Thanksgiving till New Year's Day? And even if you love Christmas, do the hyperconsumerism, overindulgence, and tinsel-covered everything make you crazy? If you said yes to any of these questions, this is the book for you. You are not alone. Everyone has a Christmas-nightmare story to tell. Some of the best writers around have gone through some of the worst Christmases ever. Their tales of holly-draped horror are gathered here for your amusement, from NEAL POLLACK's Christmas-ham disaster to the accidental Santahood of JONI RODGERS to BINNIE KIRSHENBAUM's receiving what may be the worst gift ever given. And Stanley Bing gives us a peek at the lonely guy's Xmas feast. All this, plus many more recollections of Worst Noels past. So pour yourself a glass of eggnog, chisel off a piece of rock-hard fruitcake, and curl up in the big comfy chair by the fireplace where the stockings have been hung with such care -- and settle in to read The Worst Noel.
The Worst Christmas Ever
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Author : Kathleen Long Bostrom
language : en
Publisher: Presbyterian Publishing Corp
Release Date : 2019-09-17
The Worst Christmas Ever written by Kathleen Long Bostrom and has been published by Presbyterian Publishing Corp this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-09-17 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Now that his family has moved to California, Matthew has doubts as the holiday season approaches. Palm trees? No snow? Its all wrong. Little sister Lucy thinks everything is wonderful, but Matthew knows better. And to top it off, the sudden disappearance of his beloved dog, Jasper, settles it. This will be the worst Christmas ever. Or will it? Surprising events on Christmas Eve just might change everythingand maybe this new place can feel like home to Matthew after all.
Worst Holiday Ever
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Author : Kilby Blades
language : en
Publisher: Preslaysa Williams
Release Date : 2018-11-15
Worst Holiday Ever written by Kilby Blades and has been published by Preslaysa Williams this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-11-15 with Fiction categories.
It's the most wonderful time of the year! OK-scratch that. It's time for another obligatory family gathering. And nothing spices up the egg nog like bringing your partner home. Surely your belligerent brother-in law, your gimlet-eyed granny and your drunken uncle will keep it classy. With forced proximity and alcoholic beverages, what could possibly go wrong?
The Absolute Worst Christmas Of All Time
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Author : Sean Dietrich
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-11-24
The Absolute Worst Christmas Of All Time written by Sean Dietrich and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-11-24 with categories.
Although COVID-19 has made Christmas the worst holiday ever, somehow it also made it more important. Sean of the South shares anecdotes from his beloved homeland, delivering Christmas stories that are guaranteed to make your heart grow three sizes.
Pirate Blunderbeard Worst Holiday Ever Pirate Blunderbeard Book 2
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Author : Amy Sparkes
language : en
Publisher: HarperCollins UK
Release Date : 2017-07-27
Pirate Blunderbeard Worst Holiday Ever Pirate Blunderbeard Book 2 written by Amy Sparkes and has been published by HarperCollins UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-07-27 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Can the worst pirate ever find his way home from the Island of No Return?
Spanish Holiday
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Author : Kate Cann
language : en
Publisher: Turtleback
Release Date : 2004-04-01
Spanish Holiday written by Kate Cann and has been published by Turtleback this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2004-04-01 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
After months of planning a summer vacation in Spain with her friends Yaz and Ruth, Laura finds the "perfect getaway" marred by the presence of Ruth's obnoxious boyfriend who insists on sticking to the well-beaten tourist track.