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Yiddish With Dick And Jane

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Author : Ellis Weiner
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2007-07-31

Yiddish With Dick And Jane written by Ellis Weiner and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-07-31 with Humor categories.

Jane is in real estate. Today is Saturday. Jane has an open house. She must schlep the Open House signs to the car. See Jane schlep. Schlep, Jane. Schlep. Schlep, schlep, schlep. In text that captures the unque rhythms of the original Dick and Jane readers, and in 35 all-new illustrations, a story unfolds in which Dick and Jane -- hero and heroine of the classic books for children that generations of Americans have used when learning to read -- manage to express shades of feeling and nuances of meaning that ordinary English just can't deliver. How? By speaking Yiddish, employing terms that convey an attitude -- part plucky self-assertion, part ironic fatalism. When Dick schmoozes, when Jane kvetches, when their children fress noodles at a Chinese restaurant, the clash of cultures produces genuine hilarity.

Yiddish With Dick And Jane

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Author : Ellis Weiner
language : en
Publisher: Little, Brown
Release Date : 2007-07-31

Yiddish With Dick And Jane written by Ellis Weiner and has been published by Little, Brown this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-07-31 with Humor categories.

Yiddish With George And Laura

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Author : Barbara Davilman
language : en
Publisher: Little, Brown
Release Date : 2008-11-15

Yiddish With George And Laura written by Barbara Davilman and has been published by Little, Brown this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-11-15 with Humor categories.

What do George and Laura Bush have in common with Dick and Jane? Well, both hail from prototypical WASP families. And, perhaps more to the point, both exhibit a natural resistance to moral complexity (i.e., reality). That's the premise of this hilarious new primer-style book in which George, Laura, and the entire Bush family communicate with uncharacteristic expressiveness, conveying shades of of feeling and nuances of meaning that plain old English can't deliver -- by peppering their conversatuon with Yiddishisms. See George's mother. Her name is Bar. She wears a lot of pearls and is a farbisseneh. "You are late, George," Bar says. "Of course I am late," George says. "I am the President of the United States. I am a big macher." Like all good primers, Yiddish with George and Laura tells a simple story -- and, in the end, important life lessons are imparted.

My First Yiddish Word Book

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Author : Joni Sussman
language : en
Publisher: Kar-Ben
Release Date : 2009-01-01

My First Yiddish Word Book written by Joni Sussman and has been published by Kar-Ben this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-01-01 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.

Did you know that Yiddish is written in Hebrew letters but pronounced more like German' Introduce your kids to their mama loshen (mother tongue) and open the door to their cultural heritage! The basic Yiddish vocabulary includes more than 150 words for family members, objects in the home and school, colors and numbers. Each concept is presented with a bright picture, the Yiddish word, and the translation and transliteration. The once-thriving language, spoken by millions, is undergoing a revival, and kids will enjoy learning to speak the colorful tongue.

How To Raise A Jewish Dog

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Author : Rabbis of Boca Raton Theological Seminary
language : en
Publisher: Little, Brown
Release Date : 2007-09-05

How To Raise A Jewish Dog written by Rabbis of Boca Raton Theological Seminary and has been published by Little, Brown this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-09-05 with Humor categories.

From the authors of the bestselling Yiddish with Dick and Jane and Yiddish with George and Laura, this essential "guide" is sure to be a complete howl. Questions to Ask a Breeder: 1. What kind of job is this, growing dogs? 2. Are these dogs nice? I mean of course they are. But if not, is this refundable? 3. Is this a stable business? Do you make a decent living? 4. Does the insurance kill you or is it okay? 5. Dogs are animals, does this mean you qualify for some kind of Federal ranch subsidies? 6. What do I say to people who want to know how I can spend $1500 and up on a dog when there are so many dogs to be rescued from the pound? The (make-believe) Rabbis of the (fictional) Boca Raton Theological Seminary have developed the essential dog training program for raising a Jewish dog. For the first time, the same dynamic blend of passive-aggressiveness and smothering indulgence, that unique alloy of infantilization and disingenuous manipulation that created generations of high-achieving Jewish boys and girls, can be applied to create a generation of high-achieving Jewish doggies.

The Big Jewish Book For Jews

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Author : Ellis Weiner
language : en
Publisher: Penguin
Release Date : 2010-07-27

The Big Jewish Book For Jews written by Ellis Weiner and has been published by Penguin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-07-27 with Humor categories.

A hilarious compendium of traditional wisdom, recipes, and lore from the authors of the bestselling Yiddish with Dick and Jane. Modern Jews have forgotten cherished traditions and become, sadly, all- too assimilated. It's enough to make you meshugeneh. Today's Jews need to relearn the old ways so that cultural identity means something other than laughing knowingly at Curb Your Enthusiasm- and The Big Jewish Book for Jews is here to help. This wise and wise-cracking fully-illustrated book offers invaluable instruction on everything from how to sacrifice a lamb unto the lord to the rules of Mahjong. Jews of all ages and backgrounds will welcome the opportunity to be the Jewiest Jew of all, and reconnect to ancestors going all the way back to Moses and a time when God was the only GPS a Jew needed.

Yiddish Wisdom

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Author : Chronicle Books
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release Date : 2013-02-19

Yiddish Wisdom written by Chronicle Books and has been published by Chronicle Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-02-19 with Foreign Language Study categories.

Decade after decade, Yiddish proverbs continue to capture the humor, warmth, and traditions of Jewish life. Now, the beloved Yiddish Wisdom (more than 100,000 copies sold) has been expanded with even more proverbs and fresh illustrations to be cherished by a new generation. With more than 150 folk sayings translated in Yiddish and English—from the whimsical and witty (Dress up a broom and it will also look nice/Az men batziert a bezem iz er oich shain) to the poignant (When one must, one can/Az me muz, ken men) and practical (When you look to the heights, hold on to your hat/Az du kukst oif hoicheh zachen, halt tsu dos hitl)—this treasured volume is the perfect gift for any celebration.

My Little Occult Book Club

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Author : Steven Rhodes
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release Date : 2020-08-25

My Little Occult Book Club written by Steven Rhodes and has been published by Chronicle Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-08-25 with Humor categories.

My Little Occult Book Club is a hilarious collection of Steven Rhodes' parody book covers for the aspiring occultist, exorcist, necromancer, and more, illustrated in his fan-favorite artistic twist on retro '70s and '80s children's books. The humorous fake titles include Sell Your Soul! (Economics for Children), Necromancy for Beginners, and Caring for Your Demon Cat, and much more. • Written in a playful voice that parodies subscription book catalogs • Features fun puzzles and activities • Funny fake mail order offers for gifts such as "Cursed Videocassette" Whether you're looking for a health guide for your changing werewolf body or a simple introduction to alien abduction, this silly and twisted read features a wide selection of books for any occult need. For fans of dark humor, nostalgic horror, and vintage books alike, don't wait—order today! • Perfect book for fans of Stranger Things, IT, and The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina • You'll love this book if you love books like Yiddish with Dick and Jane by Ellis Weiner and Barbara Davilman and My Best Friend's Exorcism: A Novel by Grady Hendrix

The Templeton Twins Have An Idea

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Author : Ellis Weiner
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release Date : 2012-08-03

The Templeton Twins Have An Idea written by Ellis Weiner and has been published by Chronicle Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-08-03 with Juvenile Fiction categories.

This special edition of The Templeton Twins Have an Idea: Book One also includes a sneak preview of The Templeton Twins Make a Scene: Book Two and a Q&A with the author. Suppose there were 12-year-old twins, a boy and girl named John and Abigail Templeton. Let's say John was pragmatic and played the drums, and Abigail was theoretical and solved cryptic crosswords. Now suppose their father was a brilliant, if sometimes confused, inventor. And suppose that another set of twins—adults—named Dean D. Dean and Dan D. Dean, kidnapped the Templeton twins and their ridiculous dog in order to get their father to turn over one of his genius (sort of) inventions. Yes, I said kidnapped. Wouldn't it be fun to read about that? Oh please. It would so. Luckily for you, this is just the first in a series perfect for boys and girls who are smart, clever, and funny (just like the twins), and enjoy reading adventurous stories (who doesn't?!).

Yiddish For Dogs

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Author : Janet Perr
language : en
Publisher: Hyperion
Release Date : 2007-09-18

Yiddish For Dogs written by Janet Perr and has been published by Hyperion this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-09-18 with Humor categories.

Is your dog a shmendrick A putz Oroy veya goniff There is only one way to find out, so nu, dive in to Yiddish for Dogs. This alphabetical handbook of Yiddish words features adorable and hilarious pictures of irresistible pooches. These dogs embody the meaning of well-known words such as kibbitz, tsuris, feh!, shlep, chutzpah, and many more. But thats not all. Consider yourself warned. Once the Yiddish comes out, these dogs have much to say. These dogs kvell. They go through the dreck. They recognize a mensch. They appreciate a nosh. And, believe it or not, they know youre mishuggeh. So the next time your canine friend does a flying leap into your lap, instead of exclaiming, What a klutz!, ask yourself Does my dog want to kibbitz Written and illustrated by award-winning art director and graphic designer Janet Perr, Yiddish for Dogs will have you howling with laughter.

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