You Know You Ve Reached Middle Age If
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You Know You Ve Reached Middle Age If
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Author : Joey Green
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2007-09
You Know You Ve Reached Middle Age If written by Joey Green and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-09 with Humor categories.
You Know You've Reached Middle Age If . . . is a requiem to retirement. For boomers celebrating their official entry into middleagedom or those just on the cusp, Joey Green and Alan Corcoran offer hundreds of humorous defining moments that even the youngest at heart can't dispute.
My Poetic Phrases And Quotations
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Author : Charlie Walker
language : en
Publisher: charles walker
Release Date : 1999
My Poetic Phrases And Quotations written by Charlie Walker and has been published by charles walker this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1999 with categories.
You Know You Need A Vacation If
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Author : Joey Green
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2008-10-21
You Know You Need A Vacation If written by Joey Green and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-10-21 with Humor categories.
We must declare war on the disease of hyperefficiency and reembrace the American virtues of laziness, indolence, and sloth. . . . Workers of the world unite! . . . Take a vacation! . . . You have nothing to lose but your health insurance." --You Know You Need a Vacation If . . . You Know You Need a Vacation If . . . is a compelling read for the 80 percent of the workforce who feel they are overworked and for the more than 35 percent of employees who annually forfeit their vacations. If you begin using your cell phone before leaving your driveway, or if you have no idea what your house looks like in daylight, this book is for you. Joey Green and Alan Corcoran offer more than 250 additional telltale signs that you're, indeed, in need of some downtime. In the spirit of workplace-humor sensations like The Office, Dilbert, and Office Space, You Know You Need a Vacation If . . . advises taking a vacation if: * You dial 9 for an outside line-from home. * You've paid $35 for missing a dentist appointment. * The only church you attend is in turbulence at 35,000 feet. * You stay five-hours late at the office "to avoid rush hour traffic.
Dictionary Of Proverbs
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Author : G.kleiser
language : en
Publisher: APH Publishing
Release Date : 2005
Dictionary Of Proverbs written by G.kleiser and has been published by APH Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2005 with categories.
2500 Jokes To Start Em Laughing
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Author : Robert Orben
language : en
Publisher: Doubleday
Release Date : 2012-05-23
2500 Jokes To Start Em Laughing written by Robert Orben and has been published by Doubleday this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-05-23 with Humor categories.
There is no better, faster, or more effective way to reach out and grab an audience’s attention than the adroit use of humor. An apt, well-timed joke can soothe the hostile, focus the uninterested, and the spur on the enthusiastic. In this latest collection from Robert Orben, master of the one-liner and fountain of humor for the great TV and stand-up comics, are gathered over 2500 short, relevant, and sharp laugh-getters that can easily be added to speeches, lectures, presentations, or casual conversation. Arranged into several hundred categories for ease in selection, the subject matter is topical—ranging from acupuncture and air pollution to women’s liberation and X-rated movies. Most of the jokes are one-liners that move with a snap and a sizzle that anecdotes and lengthy stories lack. Here you will find openings and closings for speeches, plus random and specific comment invaluable to anyone who has ever been called upon to “say a few words.” A marvelous tool for speakers, writers, and performers, Mr. Orben’s newest book will also provide hours of laugh-filled reading for everyone.
You Know You Re Middle Aged When
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Author : Rattle
language : en
Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books
Release Date : 2010
You Know You Re Middle Aged When written by Rattle and has been published by Michael O'Mara Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010 with Aging categories.
Do you feel like all your friends are 'getting old and boring', but you are getting younger by the day? Can you be heard saying the phrase '40 is the new 20'? Is your wardrobe on-trend, but for the second time round? It's official, you're in denial. You are middle-aged! You Know You're Middle-Aged When... is a hilarious collection of stories, anecdotes and quotes about other people's mid-life crises, along with tips on how to spot the telltale signs that youth is no longer on your side. Chapters include, You know you're middle aged-when: . You're Too Old to Party . It's Time to Dress Your Age; . You Feel the Need for Speed; . You Hit the Big 4-0. Entertaining and engaging, this book is guaranteed to have any old codger laughing out loud about their own descent into the twilight years.
The Rotarian
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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1997-09
The Rotarian written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1997-09 with categories.
Established in 1911, The Rotarian is the official magazine of Rotary International and is circulated worldwide. Each issue contains feature articles, columns, and departments about, or of interest to, Rotarians. Seventeen Nobel Prize winners and 19 Pulitzer Prize winners – from Mahatma Ghandi to Kurt Vonnegut Jr. – have written for the magazine.
Joey Green S Cleaning Magic
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Author : Joey Green
language : en
Publisher: Rodale Books
Release Date : 2010-07-06
Joey Green S Cleaning Magic written by Joey Green and has been published by Rodale Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-07-06 with House & Home categories.
From the guru of discovering extraordinary uses for brand-name products come brand-new ways to make cleaning, organizing, and decluttering quick, easy, and a lot more fun The public is endlessly fascinated by quirky and offbeat uses for their favorite products and, this time around, Joey Green tackles household chores with his pantry full of cleaning power. Green's easy and effortless tips and tricks show how to scrub, deodorize, shine, and remove stains with products already in the house. While Green's suggestions may sound implausible, they are, in fact, highly effective. Most products on the market today are a complex mix of lubricants, abrasives, and cleansers, giving these brand-name products plenty of power to clean, dissolve, and fix in the most unexpected ways. Joey Green's Cleaning Magic offers clever ways to make household items do double duty, like using a slice of Wonder Bread to clean up tiny shards of glass from a kitchen floor—just pat it flat against the floor and toss it away—and wiping away the gunk from the bottom of an iron with Purell. This practical, useful, funny, and entertaining volume includes thousands of incredibly simple ways to clean up every room (and dusty corner) in the house.
Stolen Treasure
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Author : Lachman Mehta
language : en
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Release Date : 2012-10-31
Stolen Treasure written by Lachman Mehta and has been published by Xlibris Corporation this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-10-31 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
Stolen Treasure is a book almost 70 years in the writing! Written over the decades since 1946, this collection of observations, quotes, proverbs, witticisms and rules for living have guided the author since his youth growing up in India, through his time in the Indian Navy, and for the bulk of his life since moving to Ireland in 1960. Now in his mid-80s, the author presents a lifetime of humour and words of wisdom for a happy life in this book. A true treasure collection of one-line gems and snip-bits of life s experiences, the book presents an insight into the observations of life over the author s lifetime that so many of us experience but never document. At first, observations from an idealistic young man are presented. This is followed by wisdom learned in early adulthood and gathered as an Officer with the Indian Navy. The observations continue from a happy lifetime in Ireland with a large focus on what the author learned about life as a husband and father, as well as engineer and lecturer, to retiree. These have been collected over the years as the author has experienced them in life or overheard them in social occasions, and carefully recorded by hand. In the decades before the internet and social media, these were the original status updates that tell a story of how life and perception of what matters has changed over almost 70 years. An intriguing read for every person of all ages and all interests.
Naomi S Guide To Aging Gratefully
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Author : Naomi Judd
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2008
Naomi S Guide To Aging Gratefully written by Naomi Judd and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008 with Health & Fitness categories.
In this lively and fun book for Baby Boomers, a "New York Times" bestselling author and country music superstar reveals how to embrace the opportunities that come with age and make ones later years truly golden.