You Might Be A Golf Nut If
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You Might Be A Golf Nut If
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Author : Randy Voorhees
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2000
You Might Be A Golf Nut If written by Randy Voorhees and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2000 with Humor categories.
This hilarious new book, You Might Be a Golf Nut If . . ., will help the hopeless golf junkie get in touch with their inner duffer. With quick and clever quips, author Randy Voorhees and illustrator Tom Kerr deliver a book that portrays die-hard golfers to a "tee." You installed a custom seat belt to hold your golf bag. You rake leaves using a Vardon grip. Despite being fired eight times, you steadfastly refuse to let the boss win. The Golf Channel televises your garage sales. You own-and use-the Three Stooges Talking Head covers. Golf aficionados are sure to recognize themselves in almost every line. You Might Be a Golf Nut If . . ., featuring 40 illustrations, is destined to become a must-buy gift for every true golfer.
You Re An Over The Hill Golfer When
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Author : Randy Voorhees
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2012-11-06
You Re An Over The Hill Golfer When written by Randy Voorhees and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-11-06 with Self-Help categories.
They lay up on par 3s. They reek of Ben-Gay. They can be spotted six holes away in their yellow pants and white belts. And after every shot, they ask, "Did anyone see where my ball went?" They're the over-the-hill golfers, a breed of golfer that to know is to love so long as you're not playing behind a foursome of them. You're an Over-the-Hill Golfer When . . . takes fun, lighthearted jabs at those whose birdie-making days are well behind them. The book is filled with signs that will help the over-the-hill golfer in your life recognize that he just may be past his golf-playing prime: Your swing isn't strong enough to create back pain, but your back hurts anyway. Your golf bag doubles as a medicine cabinet. Seven A.M. is your idea of a late tee time. You can't wait to get to the 19th hole . . . to play pinochle.
The Laws Of Golf
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Author : Randy Voorhees
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2013-02-05
The Laws Of Golf written by Randy Voorhees and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-02-05 with Sports & Recreation categories.
Randy Voorhees' hilarious collection of golf-related sayings is Murphy's Law of the golf course. It's the perfect gift for any golfer.
Golf Nuts
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Author : Ron Garland
language : en
Publisher: Turner Publishing Company
Release Date : 2002-10-01
Golf Nuts written by Ron Garland and has been published by Turner Publishing Company this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2002-10-01 with Sports & Recreation categories.
These are the folks who practice chip shots in elevators with invisible wedges. These are the people on the golf course in parkas on the first day the temperature tops 30 degrees. These are the junkies who spend hundreds of hours searching pharmaceutical companies' websites for a cure for the "yips". These golfers are "nuts" and the anecdotal stories of Golf Nuts are proof. In pathological putting circles, author Ron Garland is known as the "Head Nut" of the Golf Nuts Society, an organization that he founded which now boasts a vast membership of "nuts", and these are his favorite accounts from a group of seemingly normal people with an abnormal obsession.
I Golf Therefore I Am Nuts
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Author : George Fuller
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2009
I Golf Therefore I Am Nuts written by George Fuller and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009 with Golf categories.
Finally, a book that delves into the warped and obsessive mind of today?s golfer. Whether your idea of golf is an occasional round with fellow duffers at the local muni or frequent forays to far-flung courses in search of the perfect round, you?ll identify with this book like no other. Popular golf humorist George Fuller will have you laughing as he makes light of the idiosyncrasies of otherwise sane people who are addicted to this holy, wholly frustrating game. I Golf, Therefore I Am?Nuts! brings out the humor in situations that all golfers can relate to. If your eyes light up every time you.
Swing Hard In Case You Hit It
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Author : Tom Stevens
language : en
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
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Swing Hard In Case You Hit It written by Tom Stevens and has been published by Xlibris Corporation this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on with Reference categories.
Now a fair question is "Why should I read this book?" Well, there isn't a book, that I know of, that provides advice on how to start playing the game of golf—from the consumer's point on view. I want to share experiences (40 years of playing) on how I started and what to look for regarding the cost of equipment; the learning process; the strange rule terminologies; and other related subjects (surrounded by humor).
I Golf Therefore I Am Nuts
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Author : George Fuller
language : en
Publisher: Human Kinetics
Release Date : 2008-10-01
I Golf Therefore I Am Nuts written by George Fuller and has been published by Human Kinetics this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-10-01 with Sports & Recreation categories.
Finally, a book that delves into the warped and obsessive mind of today's golfer. Whether your idea of golf is an occasional round with fellow duffers at the local muni or frequent forays to far-flung courses in search of the perfect round, you'll identify with this book like no other. Popular golf humorist George Fuller will have you laughing as he makes light of the idiosyncrasies of otherwise sane people who are addicted to this holy, wholly frustrating game. I Golf, Therefore I Am—Nuts! brings out the humor in situations that all golfers can relate to: -Looking for Mulligan, the patron saint of forgiveness -The hype architects and developers use when describing a new course -Quirks, quips, and superstitions from the PGA Tour If your eyes light up every time you read about a new driver, your TiVo has golf programming that originally aired in 2004, you receive holiday cards from greenskeepers, or your golf wardrobe doubles as business casual, then I Golf, Therefore I Am—Nuts! is for you.
Why Can T You Communicate Like Me
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Author : Laura Browne
language : en
Publisher: In Your Face Ink LLC
Release Date : 2005-05
Why Can T You Communicate Like Me written by Laura Browne and has been published by In Your Face Ink LLC this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2005-05 with Language Arts & Disciplines categories.
Getting Past What You Ll Never Get Over
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Author : John F. Westfall
language : en
Publisher: Baker Books
Release Date : 2012-10-01
Getting Past What You Ll Never Get Over written by John F. Westfall and has been published by Baker Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-10-01 with Religion categories.
When hard times strike, we look forward with longing to the day when we will "get over" the event and have closure. This is a difficult--often impossible--road to travel. There are some things in life that we must learn to live with because they will never truly go away for good. Despite that truth, there is life--rewarding and abundant life--after heartache and pain. John F. Westfall leads readers beyond their hurts and into a life of confidence, freedom, and secure joy. Sharing stories with wisdom, humor, and vulnerability, he shows how to move forward beyond fear, regret, guilt, anger, and bitterness into a life worth living.
Old Age Is Always 15 Years Older Than I Am
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Author : Randy Voorhees
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2001-08-21
Old Age Is Always 15 Years Older Than I Am written by Randy Voorhees and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2001-08-21 with Humor categories.
A generally optimistic book about aging, directed at the baby boomers, with quotes from anyone who has ever said anything about aging in print.