You Might Be A Zombie And Other Bad News
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You Might Be A Zombie And Other Bad News
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Author : Cracked.com
language : en
Publisher: Penguin
Release Date : 2010-12-28
You Might Be A Zombie And Other Bad News written by Cracked.com and has been published by Penguin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-12-28 with Humor categories.
From the most-read humor site on the internet, Cracked.com YOU MIGHT BE A ZOMBIE… You're going to wish you never picked up this book. Some facts are too terrifying to teach in school. Unfortunately, Cracked.com is more than happy to fill you in: * A zombie apocalypse? It could happen. 50% of humans are infected with a parasite that can take over your brain. * The FDA wouldn't let you eat bugs, right? Actually, you might want to put down those jelly beans. And that apple. And that strawberry yogurt. * Think dolphins are our friends? Then these sex-crazed thrill killers of the sea have you right where they want you. * The most important discovery in the history of genetics? Francis Crick came up with it while on LSD. * Think you're going to choose whether or not to buy this book? Scientists say your brain secretly makes all your decisions 10 seconds before you even know what they are. If you’re a fan of The Oatmeal or Frak.com and hate being wrong about stuff, you’ll love what you find in YOU MIGHT BE A ZOMBIE from the twisted minds at Cracked.
You Might Be A Zombie And Other Bad News
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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2011
You Might Be A Zombie And Other Bad News written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011 with Curiosities and wonders categories.
A book drawn from a top humor site includes unsettling medical facts, incredible stories about historical figures, and the hidden truths behind some of pop culture's most beloved icons.
You Might Be A Zombie And Other Bad News
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Author : Cracked Magazine Staff
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2014-10-02
You Might Be A Zombie And Other Bad News written by Cracked Magazine Staff and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-10-02 with Common fallacies categories.
With over 300 million hits a month, cracked.com is one of the world's most popular humour websites. The New York Times best seller blows the lid off dozens of absurd fallacies and unearths scores of highly entertaining ironies. With urban myths that are actually true, cute animals that could destroy you, five Hollywood adaptations that totally missed the point and the five most ridiculous lies you were taught in history class, this wealth of incredible facts makes for irresistible reading. Also includes new articles never published on the website, alongside laugh-out-loud illustrations.
You Might Be A Zombie And Other Bad News
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Author : The Editors of Cracked
language : en
Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books
Release Date : 2014-10-02
You Might Be A Zombie And Other Bad News written by The Editors of Cracked and has been published by Michael O'Mara Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-10-02 with Humor categories.
Alexander Fleming was not the first person to discover penicillin. The adorable-looking duck-billed platypus is actually a poisonous killer. We don't really swallow eight spiders a year in our sleep. And a zombie apocalypse could happen. From the extremely popular humour website Cracked.com, these punchy articles, written with its typical irreverent humour, will enlighten, fascinate and terrify you in equal measure. Packed with a huge range of intriguing facts about horrifying bugs, mythological beasts, illegal cheeses and deadly trampolines, You Might Be a Zombie will make you question what you thought you knew and fill you in on the facts that were too disturbing to teach you in school. This witty collection of trivia is perfect for those who hate to be wrong and love to shock their friends with their knowledge of hilarious and astounding facts.
How To Fight Presidents
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Author : Daniel O'Brien
language : en
Publisher: Crown
Release Date : 2014-03-18
How To Fight Presidents written by Daniel O'Brien and has been published by Crown this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-03-18 with Humor categories.
Make no mistake: Our founding fathers were more bandanas-and-muscles than powdered-wigs-and-tea. As a prisoner of war, Andrew Jackson walked several miles barefoot across state lines while suffering from smallpox and a serious head wound received when he refused to polish the boots of the soldiers who had taken him captive. He was thirteen years old. A few decades later, he became the first popularly elected president and served the nation, pausing briefly only to beat a would-be assassin with a cane to within an inch of his life. Theodore Roosevelt had asthma, was blind in one eye, survived multiple gunshot wounds, had only one regret (that there were no wars to fight under his presidency), and was the first U.S. president to win the Medal of Honor, which he did after he died. Faced with the choice, George Washington actually preferred the sound of bullets whizzing by his head in battle over the sound of silence. And now these men—these hallowed leaders of the free world—want to kick your ass. Plenty of historians can tell you which president had the most effective economic strategies, and which president helped shape our current political parties, but can any of them tell you what to do if you encounter Chester A. Arthur in a bare-knuckled boxing fight? This book will teach you how to be better, stronger, faster, and more deadly than the most powerful (and craziest) men in history. You’re welcome.
The De Textbook
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Author : Cracked.com,
language : en
Publisher: Penguin
Release Date : 2013-10-29
The De Textbook written by Cracked.com, and has been published by Penguin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-10-29 with Reference categories.
You are an idiot. Don't get defensive! It's not your fault. For decades your teachers, authority figures and textbooks have been lying to you. You do not have five senses. Your tongue doesn't have neatly segregated taste-bud zones. You don't know what the pyramids really looked like. You're even pooping wrong - Jesus, you're a wreck! But it's going to be okay. Because we're here to help. Packed with more sexy facts than the Encyclopedia Pornographica, the Cracked De-Textbook will teach you about the true stars of history, why you picture everything from Velociraptors to Ancient Rome incorrectly, and finally, at long last - how to pop a proper squat. This book was built from the ground up to systematically seek out, dismantle and destroy the many untruths that years of misguided education have left festering inside of you, and leave you a smarter person...whether you like it or not. The De-Textbook is a merciless, brutal learning machine. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are informed.
Survivor Song
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Author : Paul Tremblay
language : en
Publisher: Titan Books
Release Date : 2020-07-07
Survivor Song written by Paul Tremblay and has been published by Titan Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-07-07 with Fiction categories.
A riveting novel of suspense and terror from the Bram Stoker award-winning author of The Cabin at the End of the World and A Head Full of Ghosts. When it happens, it happens quickly. New England is locked down, a strict curfew the only way to stem the wildfire spread of a rabies-like virus. The hospitals cannot cope with the infected, as the pathogen's ferociously quick incubation period overwhelms the state. The veneer of civilisation is breaking down as people live in fear of everyone around them. Staying inside is the only way to keep safe. But paediatrician Ramola Sherman can t stay safe, when her friend Natalie calls her husband is dead, she's eight months pregnant, and she's been bitten. She is thrust into a desperate race to bring Natalie and her unborn child to a hospital, to try and save both their lives. Their once familiar home has becoming a violent and strange place, twisted in to a barely recognisable landscape. What should have been a simple, joyous journey becomes a brutal trial.
The Dead Lands
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Author : Benjamin Percy
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2015-04-14
The Dead Lands written by Benjamin Percy and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-04-14 with Fiction categories.
In Benjamin Percy's new thriller, a post-apocalyptic reimagining of the Lewis and Clark saga, a super flu and nuclear fallout have made a husk of the world we know. A few humans carry on, living in outposts such as the Sanctuary-the remains of St. Louis-a shielded community that owes its survival to its militant defense and fear-mongering leaders. Then a rider comes from the wasteland beyond its walls. She reports on the outside world: west of the Cascades, rain falls, crops grow, civilization thrives. But there is danger too: the rising power of an army that pillages and enslaves every community they happen upon. Against the wishes of the Sanctuary, a small group sets out in secrecy. Led by Lewis Meriwether and Mina Clark, they hope to expand their infant nation, and to reunite the States. But the Sanctuary will not allow them to escape without a fight.
Zombie Apocalypse Fightback
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Author : Stephen Jones
language : en
Publisher: Robinson
Release Date : 2012
Zombie Apocalypse Fightback written by Stephen Jones and has been published by Robinson this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012 with Diary fiction categories.
In the near future, a desperate UK government attempts to restore a sense of national pride with a New Festival of Britain. But construction work on the site of an old church in south London releases a centuries-old plague that turns its victims into flesh-hungry ghouls whose bite or scratch passes the contagion on to others.
Booktalking Nonfiction
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Author : Jennifer Bromann-Bender
language : en
Publisher: Scarecrow Press
Release Date : 2013-12-20
Booktalking Nonfiction written by Jennifer Bromann-Bender and has been published by Scarecrow Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-12-20 with Language Arts & Disciplines categories.
Booktalking Nonfiction: 200 Sure-Fire Winners for Middle and High School Readers will provide an introduction to selecting and writing booktalks for nonfiction books with a focus on unique informational texts and biographies and autobiographies. A booktalk is a summary of a book presented in a way that would interest someone in reading the book described. Why non-fiction? Because the Common Core Standards Initiative, which most states have adopted, requires that 70% of the materials students read be from the category of informational texts it is especially important to focus on nonfiction when sharing books with students. Here’s everything you need to do just that. Chapters cover selecting, writing, preparing, and presenting booktalks, special tips for high-interest, low-level books, and using non-fiction in the library and the classroom. Two hundred ready-to-present booktalks arranged by genre are also included. Genres include animals, famous people, sports, crime and serial killers, movies and television, religion, war, history, and the supernatural.