Zombies Don T Date
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Zombies Don T Date
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Author : R. W. Zander
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2003
Zombies Don T Date written by R. W. Zander and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2003 with Children's stories categories.
The Girl S Guide To Dating Zombies
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Author : Lynn Ann Messina
language : en
Publisher: Potatoworks Press
Release Date : 2012-02-09
The Girl S Guide To Dating Zombies written by Lynn Ann Messina and has been published by Potatoworks Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-02-09 with categories.
Hattie Cross knows what you're thinking: Zombie sex? Ewwwww. But she also knows that since a virus turned 99.9999 percent of human males into zombies, it's statistically impossible to meet--let alone date--the remaining 0.00001 percent. So she writes "The Girls' Guide to Dating Zombies" to help her fellow single women navigate the zombie-relationship waters. Her practical how-to impresses the CEO of the largest drug company in the world, and before she knows it, Hattie, a reporter for a downmarket tabloid that specializes in conspiracy theories, is sitting down with the woman who single-handedly invented the zombie-behavioral-modification market. Granted access to the inner sanctum of zombaceuticals, she meets an actual, living, breathing M-A-N. Now Hattie, the consummate professional, is acting like a single girl at the end of the twentieth century: self-conscious, klutzy and unable to form a coherent sentence without babbling. Worst of all, the human male appears to have impaired her ability to think clearly. Because all of a sudden she's convinced a conspiracy is afoot at the drug company and it seems to go all the way to the top!
The Girls Guide To Dating Zombies
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Author : Lynn Messina
language : en
Publisher: Potatoworks Press
Release Date : 2022-02-15
The Girls Guide To Dating Zombies written by Lynn Messina and has been published by Potatoworks Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-02-15 with categories.
Zombies Don T Cry
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Author : Rusty Fischer
language : en
Publisher: Medallion Media Group
Release Date : 2011-05-01
Zombies Don T Cry written by Rusty Fischer and has been published by Medallion Media Group this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-05-01 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
In the sleepy small town of Barracuda Bay, Maddy Swift leads the life of a fairly typical teenager, but while attending a party one night, Maddy is struck by lightning and awakens to realize she has been reanimated and turned into a zombie.
Zombies Don T Forgive
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Author : Rusty Fischer
language : en
Publisher: Medallion Media Group
Release Date : 2013-04-01
Zombies Don T Forgive written by Rusty Fischer and has been published by Medallion Media Group this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-04-01 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Following Barracuda Bay’s homecoming cum zombie Armageddon, fellow zombies Maddy, Dane, and Stamp have fled to Orlando where they work at a theme park, hiding in plain sight at their jobs in the Great Movie Monster Makeover show. The three spend most of their time together in their apartment trying to avoid curious Normals and Sentinels—humans and zombie cops. While Dane and Maddy draw closer, Stamp drifts away, falling for a mysterious blonde. But when the mysterious girl puts their existence in danger, all Maddy cares about is hunting the blonde down to separate her from her head.
Love In The Time Of Zombies
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Author : Lynn Messina
language : en
Publisher: Shebooks
Release Date : 2014-02-12
Love In The Time Of Zombies written by Lynn Messina and has been published by Shebooks this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-02-12 with Fiction categories.
It’s 2017, and a raging virus has drastically reduced the world’s population of men, transforming all but a fraction into a race of putrid, brain-dead zombies. So what’s single, ambitious 23-year-old Hattie Cross to do for fun, not to mention romance? In this hilarious marriage of post-apocalyptic fiction and supersmart chick-lit with a wry twist, novelist Lynn Messina spoofs dating manuals, monsters, and the superficial media world, all the while creating a feisty, funny heroine with heart.
Zombies Don T Date
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Author : R. W. Zander
language : en
Publisher: Scholastic Paperbacks
Release Date : 2003-01-01
Zombies Don T Date written by R. W. Zander and has been published by Scholastic Paperbacks this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2003-01-01 with Children's stories categories.
Part "Ghostbusters," part "Goosebumps," ZOMBIE SQUAD is a humor/horror series for grades 4 - up. These page-turning books will keep kids laughing and shuddering - without keeping them awake at night! If there's one thing Amber McGee can't stand, it's a drama queen. So when the Squad asks her to look after Chastity, the spoiled-rotten zombie princess, Amber's less than thrilled. Chastity needs a full-time baby-sitter, and Amber's got no patience for her uppity 'tude. Things go from bad to worse when Chastity follows Amber to school and bumps into bully Parker Tolan. The zombies are supposed to be kept under wraps, and now Amber's biggest enemy is in on the secret. And he's actually developed a crush on the zombie! Can Amber find a way to keep these two lovebirds apart?
Zombie Love
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Author : Jeff Busch
language : en
Publisher: Sterling
Release Date : 2012
Zombie Love written by Jeff Busch and has been published by Sterling this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012 with Dating (Social customs) categories.
Just because you're a reanimated corpse doesn't mean you can't fall in love--as this hilarious dating guide parody proves. Dating is tough, but hooking up when you're undead can be a nightmare. It's hard enough to meet that special something without having to worry about fetid breath, angry mobs, and missing (ahem) appendages. And if you do score a night on the prowl with the zombie of your dreams, you'll face all the usual dating concerns, and then some: How soon is too soon to call after a first date? What's the best cover-up for a shotgun wound? And what's the proper dining etiquette when your meal tries to call the authorities? Filled with insightful advice, tips, quizzes, and more, Zombie Love will help any walking corpse find a soul mate and maybe even a happily ever afterlife.
Zombies
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Author : Joseph A. McCullough
language : en
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
Release Date : 2011-04-01
Zombies written by Joseph A. McCullough and has been published by Bloomsbury Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-04-01 with Fiction categories.
The dead have always stalked the dark corners of the earth. Since World War II, the number of zombie outbreaks has increased every year, while governments desperately try to cover up the facts. Zombies: A Hunter's Guide contains all of the information necessary to recognize and combat this growing threat. Beginning with an explanation of the historical origins of zombies, it follows their history straight through to the threat they pose to the world today. All varieties of zombie are catalogued and examined, giving their strengths and weakness, with a special emphasis on recognition and elimination. Finally, the book covers the tactics and equipment used in zombie fighting. Accompanied by numerous full-colour reconstructions to help with identification, this book is a must for anyone on the frontlines of the Zombie Wars.
Not Your Average Zombie
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Author : Chera Kee
language : en
Publisher: University of Texas Press
Release Date : 2017-09-05
Not Your Average Zombie written by Chera Kee and has been published by University of Texas Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-09-05 with Performing Arts categories.
The zombie apocalypse hasn't happened—yet—but zombies are all over popular culture. From movies and TV shows to video games and zombie walks, the undead stalk through our collective fantasies. What is it about zombies that exerts such a powerful fascination? In Not Your Average Zombie, Chera Kee offers an innovative answer by looking at zombies that don't conform to the stereotypes of mindless slaves or flesh-eating cannibals. Zombies who think, who speak, and who feel love can be sympathetic and even politically powerful, she asserts. Kee analyzes zombies in popular culture from 1930s depictions of zombies in voodoo rituals to contemporary film and television, comic books, video games, and fan practices such as zombie walks. She discusses how the zombie has embodied our fears of losing the self through slavery and cannibalism and shows how "extra-ordinary" zombies defy that loss of free will by refusing to be dehumanized. By challenging their masters, falling in love, and leading rebellions, "extra-ordinary" zombies become figures of liberation and resistance. Kee also thoroughly investigates how representations of racial and gendered identities in zombie texts offer opportunities for living people to gain agency over their lives. Not Your Average Zombie thus deepens and broadens our understanding of how media producers and consumers take up and use these undead figures to make political interventions in the world of the living.