1001 Dad Jokes Complete Edition

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1001 Dad Jokes Complete Edition

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Author : M. C. Jepsen
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-05-07

1001 Dad Jokes Complete Edition written by M. C. Jepsen and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-05-07 with categories.

Why are mountain ranges funny? Because they're hill areas. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Garbage collectors don't need formal education to get hired. They pick it up as they go along. That awkward silence that left you longing for an awkward joke - make the moment less awkward. That one coworker that rattles off knee slappers with a breeze - now you can be her! It's your turn to give the jokers in your life (friends, dads, moms, uncles, aunts, siblings, spouses, neighbors) their own embarrassingly cringey eye roll. Maybe you need a chuckle. Or your friend does. Your friend definitely does. Yep, and your dad. Father's Day is coming up. Get them a copy! From groans to trombones we've collected, created, and curated the best dad jokes. 1001 of them to be exact (technically a lot more). And... edited for content! (One of our editors had a perfect score on the GMAT writing portion and creates content professionally got your eyes rolling already). We wanted a great dad joke book and read critical reviews and thought - why not make our own! We took notes, removed duplicates, and leaned on grammar sticklers. We also tried to tone down the religion/politics/drugs/sex stuff - but kept some edge (watch for uncle jokes book). Still not ready to buy? You don't want to commit. That's cool. Click on the author link by the title and check out our Express Edition for just a dollar/euro/pound. Or, check out all of the jokes in each of four sections for free with your Kindle Unlimited subscription! Wait, who are you again? So, yeah. Years ago, the genesis of the jokes... We didn't know, but a cascade of events would take us from devilishly charming unbridled singles to diaper changing, tantrum calming, homework assisting, bug killing dads (and moms). Somehow we got from cruising the late night bar/club/festival scene to towing babies/toddlers/kids to happy hours with our supportive partners before rushing home to crash (hopefully after the kids). Along the way, corny (successful!) pickup lines morphed into dad jokes as we picked up a few responsibilities, lost a little hair, and added a few pounds/kilos. Really, though, our jokes are for everyone. You don't have to be a dad (or mom) or even like kids (sometimes we don't!) to enjoy, obvs. We hope a bit of humour will brighten your days...

The Complete Dad Joke Book

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Author : David C. Davis
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2021-05-18

The Complete Dad Joke Book written by David C. Davis and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-05-18 with categories.

Father's Day 2021 is right around the corner - snag this funny gift with 1001 Jokes for your beloved father, your family and have a Tik Tok dad joke "don't laugh" challenge with your best friends. This Dad Jokes Book includes: l Jokes Galore―The pages are packed with 1001 of wonderfully lame jokes, including pitifully corny puns, knee-slappin' knock-knocks, mic drop one-liners, and so much more. Includes knee-slappers like: ―Why don't eggs tell jokes? ―They'd crack each other up. l Giftable Fun―A collection of clean dad jokes make this the perfect present for any dad or dude. l Young and Old Safe―Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages. Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!! Put a smile on your Dads face.

1001 Dad Jokes

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Author : Jules Cann
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2021-07-26

1001 Dad Jokes written by Jules Cann and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-07-26 with categories.

This is the joke book no Dad should be without! Crammed full of the best Dad jokes ever and filled with fabulous funnies and humongous hilarities! This priceless compilation of the most rollicking and groanworthy offerings will have Dads old and new rolling in the aisles! Everything from one-liners to wacky word definitions. What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye nearly killed him. Just got back from a day trip to The Helium Museum. I've got to say that I can't speak highly enough of the place. I had an ironic accident playing cricket. I got the runs. OVALTINE - a chubby adolescent A real chuckle fest! Ideal for Father's Day, Birthdays and Christmas. ★★CLAIM YOUR UNBELIEVABLE FREE GIVEAWAY OF AN EXTRA 200+ ONE-LINERS INSIDE '1001 DAD JOKES'★★

The Ultimate Book Of Dad Jokes

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Author : Gordon Hideaki Nagai
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2016-05-10

The Ultimate Book Of Dad Jokes written by Gordon Hideaki Nagai and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-05-10 with Humor categories.

A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”

1001 Puns Dad Jokes And One Liners

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Author : Th Leatherman
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-11-11

1001 Puns Dad Jokes And One Liners written by Th Leatherman and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-11-11 with Humor categories.

Another 1001 One Liners And Short Jokes

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Author : Graham Cann
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-12-15

Another 1001 One Liners And Short Jokes written by Graham Cann and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-12-15 with categories.

After the mind blowing success of Volume One, here it is! Another fabulous compilation of the world's best one-liners and short jokes in over forty categories such as Doctors, Celebrities, Law and Order and so many more. "I wanted to join Paranoids Anonymous but they wouldn't tell me where they met" "I've been telling people about the benefit of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness" "I tried taking a selfie in the shower but it keeps coming out blurry. I have selfie steam issues" You're in for a real treat with over 1000 giggles, groans and belly laughs designed to lift your mood and make your day! If laughter is the best medicine, there's enough here to dose up the entire world's population with a vaccine guaranteed to put a smile on your face and warm the cockles of your heart. For your instant inoculation of fatuous fun click the BUY NOW button!

1001 One Liners And Short Jokes

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Author : Graham Cann
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-07-09

1001 One Liners And Short Jokes written by Graham Cann and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-07-09 with categories.

They're all here in this classic collection of the most hilarious one-liners on planet Earth! This eye-watering compilation has been carefully selected to get your giggle glands going and is guaranteed to give you hours of laughter and enjoyment. Each of the 1001 gags has been placed into its own category such as Addictions, Religion, Women so you can find a joke easily on any number of topics. A wise sage once said, "Laughter is, and will always be, the best form of therapy" so go on, cheer yourself up with this fabulous collection of mirth and merriment. Customers who have bought '1001 One-Liners and Short Jokes' are leaving 5 star reviews ◆ "If your mornings are feeling a bit "Groundhog Day" at the moment, I prescribe this gem of a book and some decent coffee. Made me feel better, instantly. The only problem is how to stop reading...a real chortle fest, even had my notoriously grumpy husband chuckling over his bacon sandwich, no mean feat" ★★★★★ ◆ "Great book for cheering oneself & others up. The majority of the jokes are short or one liners so the laughs come thick & fast, great for parties & other celebrations, wouldn't be without it" ★★★★★ ◆ "Absolutely loved this. It was really FUNNY!!" ★★★★★ ◆ "Great resource for best man speeches" ★★★★★ ◆ "Just what I needed a book of jokes to cheer me up with all the world events going on. Lovely to enjoy some short jokes ... hours of laughs in many different categories" ★★★★★ Press the BUY NOW button!

All New Dad Jokes

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Author : Dad Says Jokes
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2019-09-05

All New Dad Jokes written by Dad Says Jokes and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-09-05 with Humor categories.

THE BRAND-NEW BOOK FROM @DADSAYSJOKES All New Dad Jokes is the second book from the most followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @DadSaysJokes. Now with a following of over 1 million, All New Dad Jokes provides brand new gags guaranteed to leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. @DadSaysJokes is a community-run Instagram account with more than a million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking mastermind started his career at the tender age of 14, when he created his original platform, Football.Newz, to serve audiences for the World cup 2014. He has recently added another nine platforms in different genres (of which @DadSaysJokes is one), with nine million followers and rising. This is his second book. Q: Where do naughty rainbows go? A: Prism.

The Ultimate Dad Joke Book

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Author : Hugh Murmie
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-05-10

The Ultimate Dad Joke Book written by Hugh Murmie and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-05-10 with categories.

New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!

Dad Jokes The Cheesy Edition

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Author : Dad Says Jokes
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2020-09-03

Dad Jokes The Cheesy Edition written by Dad Says Jokes and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-09-03 with Humor categories.

THE THIRD COLLECTION FROM THE SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLERS @DADSAYSJOKES The most followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @DadSaysJokes, returns with another collection of hilariously cringe-inducing gags for you to share with friends and family. @DadSaysJokes is a community-run Dad jokes network on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, with over 5 million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking influencer, started his career at the tender age of 14 when he created his original platform, Football.Newz. He has since added another fourteen platforms, including @PubityPets and monster meme page @Pubity with its 31 million followers. This is his third book. I TOLD MY WIFE SHE SHOULD EMBRACE HER MISTAKES. SHE GAVE ME A HUG.