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A Book About Farts
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Author : K.J. Mackay
language : en
Publisher: Kirby Mackay
Release Date : 2023-09-29
A Book About Farts written by K.J. Mackay and has been published by Kirby Mackay this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-09-29 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
Hold your noses, kiddos! It's time to embark on an unforgettable journey through a gas filled world with "A Book About Farts." Get ready to explore the mysterious, magnificent realm of flatulence! Ever wondered why we fart or why some are smellier than others? Dive into the hilarious and informative facts behind these cheeky bodily functions and become a true fartologist! Chuckle, chortle, and snicker your way through a collection of knee-slapping fart jokes that are sure to leave you in stitches. Be enchanted by whimsical, watercolor illustrations that bring each page to life, adding a colorful and imaginative twist to our gas-filled adventures. Whether you're a little explorer with a penchant for potty humor or a parent looking to share laughter with your young ones, "A Book About Farts" is the perfect blend of education and entertainment. It's a laugh-out-loud journey through a world we all know but rarely talk about. So, gear up, get ready to giggle, and dive headfirst into the uproarious, enchanting world of farts. Who knew learning about the human body could be this much fun? Grab your copy today and let the laughter begin!
A Book Of Farts
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Author : Julie Jones-Hunton
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-11-27
A Book Of Farts written by Julie Jones-Hunton and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-11-27 with categories.
This fart-tastic book of flatulence will leave you breathless with its laugh-out-loud rhymes and ridiculous terms for farts and farting. Warning: this book may cause fits of laughter in adults and children alike and is not recommended for the faint of fart.
The Fart Book
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Author : Mark Bacera
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-04-03
The Fart Book written by Mark Bacera and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-04-03 with categories.
A Fascinating Book about FlatulenceIs your fart like a car, a truck, or perhaps a submarine?!Join Dr. Butts as he hilariously shows you different farts, then follow along as he answers these stinky questions:Where do farts come from?Why do farts stink?How many times do you fart every day?Is farting bad?Just remember one thing---you can enjoy your farts!
The Complete Book Of Farts
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Author : Alec Bromcie
language : en
Publisher: Penguin
Release Date : 2011-10-13
The Complete Book Of Farts written by Alec Bromcie and has been published by Penguin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-10-13 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
From the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet! flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n. Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich and varied guises. Every nation in the world has developed its own ripe and extensive vocabulary to express the function of farting. Qui a pété? (Who's farted?) the French would ask, while the Chinese have to Fon Pei Ha, the Germans furzen, and the Swedes to fisa. Farting is a universal fascination, and every generation of boys and young men seem to revel in all things farting. For everyone fascinated with farts (and you know who you are!) comes The Complete Book of Farts. Filled with hilarious, real-life experiences and stories (and a lot of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane), this is the perfect companion for all those who fart, and those who don't (or won't admit it). Now, in a single volume, readers will discover: history's greatest farters; recipes for fantastic farts; farting etiquette; farting vocabulary for world travelers; funniest farting jokes, limericks, and quips; true farting confessions; and much more! No other book on farting gives us as much information and hilarity as this year's best gift for every boy (of all ages!) in your life. While there might be other farting-book imitators, only The Complete Book of Farts is the ultimate guide to all things gaseous!
The Big Book Of Farts
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Author : James Carlisle
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2016-11-21
The Big Book Of Farts written by James Carlisle and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-11-21 with Humor categories.
This wonderfully quirky, laugh out loud book is the PERFECT GIFT for FART lovers of all ages.
The Little Book Of Farts
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Author : Summersdale Publishers
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2024-06-13
The Little Book Of Farts written by Summersdale Publishers and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2024-06-13 with Humor categories.
Every fart is unique. From the ever-so-dainty Pipsqueak to the mighty window-frame-rattling Thunderclap, there's a whole world of bottom-burps to savour in this informative and revealing dictionary. Ranging from how to fart and get away with it to the worst places to fart, you'll realize you didn't know the first thing about flatulence!
The Little Book Of Farting
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Author : Alec Bromcie
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Pub
Release Date : 2002
The Little Book Of Farting written by Alec Bromcie and has been published by Andrews McMeel Pub this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2002 with Humor categories.
From the very first page, The Little Book of Farting proves that flatulence can be funny-and downright fascinating! For instance, did you know that the average man releases enough flatus in a day to blow up a small balloon' Or that farts can travel up to 50 feet and have been recorded to linger for up to 20 minutes' Did you know that vegetarians fart more than meat eaters' This little book is positively bursting with such fun facts, as well as farting etiquette tips, helpful translations for foreign farting, funny fart jokes and quotes, and a list of more than 75 euphemisms for cutting the cheese! No wonder it's sold nearly 100,000 copies in the U.K. in less than two years. The Little Book of Farting is a story that demands to be heard!If the littlest room in the house is your favorite place to be, then The Little Toilet Book will have you pinned to your seat to the very last page. Packed full of histories, jokes, poems, and even a helpful list of global toilet slang (Anyone need to use the Jakes, the boghouse, the throne, or the thunderbox'), this fascinating little volume manages to be engrossing without being gross. Sure to be a number-two best-seller!
F Is For Fart
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Author : Mrs Dealt It
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2019-06-05
F Is For Fart written by Mrs Dealt It and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-06-05 with categories.
This is a book about farts. Yes, farts. It's also about ABCs, rhymes, and animals - but it's mostly about farts, and making you and your loved ones laugh about farts. Each letter stands for an animal and is accompanied by a rhyme, which are all short and stinky - much like farts are stinky. We hope you think this book stinks in all the right ways.
F I For Fart
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Author : Fart Books
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-01-04
F I For Fart written by Fart Books and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-01-04 with categories.
How much do you know about farts? Did you know it would take just nine farts from every person on earth to power an atomic bomb? This is a book about farts. Yes, farts. It's also about ABCs, rhymes, and animals - but it's mostly about farts, and making you and your loved ones laugh about farts. Each letter stands for an animal and is accompanied by a rhyme, which are all short and stinky - much like farts are stinky. We hope you think this book stinks in all the right ways.What are the right ways? I'm glad you asked! We've got farts which smell, farts that BOOM
Farts A Spotter S Guide
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Author : Crai S. Bower
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release Date : 2008-10-29
Farts A Spotter S Guide written by Crai S. Bower and has been published by Chronicle Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-10-29 with Humor categories.
Sure, everyone does it; but everyone tries to hide it a little differently. Farts: A Spotter's Guide will help you pinpoint he (or she) who dealt it every time. This hilarious book identifies the habitat, range, voice, and "field marks" of tencommon wind breakers, from the gentle hiss of the Silent-but-Deadly to the rip-roaring flatulation of the Seismic Blast. The attached battery powered fart machine reproduces each emanation in accurate sound. Grossly hip illustrations by the Fudge Factory'syes, you read that rightTravis Millard depict the offenders and offendees in brilliant detail. Printed on durable card stock, this is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!