A Book About Farts
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A Book About Farts
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Author : K.J. Mackay
language : en
Publisher: Kirby Mackay
Release Date : 2023-09-29
A Book About Farts written by K.J. Mackay and has been published by Kirby Mackay this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-09-29 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
Hold your noses, kiddos! It's time to embark on an unforgettable journey through a gas filled world with "A Book About Farts." Get ready to explore the mysterious, magnificent realm of flatulence! Ever wondered why we fart or why some are smellier than others? Dive into the hilarious and informative facts behind these cheeky bodily functions and become a true fartologist! Chuckle, chortle, and snicker your way through a collection of knee-slapping fart jokes that are sure to leave you in stitches. Be enchanted by whimsical, watercolor illustrations that bring each page to life, adding a colorful and imaginative twist to our gas-filled adventures. Whether you're a little explorer with a penchant for potty humor or a parent looking to share laughter with your young ones, "A Book About Farts" is the perfect blend of education and entertainment. It's a laugh-out-loud journey through a world we all know but rarely talk about. So, gear up, get ready to giggle, and dive headfirst into the uproarious, enchanting world of farts. Who knew learning about the human body could be this much fun? Grab your copy today and let the laughter begin!
The Complete Book Of Farts
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Author : Alec Bromcie
language : en
Publisher: Penguin
Release Date : 2011-10-13
The Complete Book Of Farts written by Alec Bromcie and has been published by Penguin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-10-13 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
From the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet! flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n. Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich and varied guises. Every nation in the world has developed its own ripe and extensive vocabulary to express the function of farting. Qui a pété? (Who's farted?) the French would ask, while the Chinese have to Fon Pei Ha, the Germans furzen, and the Swedes to fisa. Farting is a universal fascination, and every generation of boys and young men seem to revel in all things farting. For everyone fascinated with farts (and you know who you are!) comes The Complete Book of Farts. Filled with hilarious, real-life experiences and stories (and a lot of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane), this is the perfect companion for all those who fart, and those who don't (or won't admit it). Now, in a single volume, readers will discover: history's greatest farters; recipes for fantastic farts; farting etiquette; farting vocabulary for world travelers; funniest farting jokes, limericks, and quips; true farting confessions; and much more! No other book on farting gives us as much information and hilarity as this year's best gift for every boy (of all ages!) in your life. While there might be other farting-book imitators, only The Complete Book of Farts is the ultimate guide to all things gaseous!
The Big Book Of Farts
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Author : James Carlisle
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2016-11-21
The Big Book Of Farts written by James Carlisle and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-11-21 with Humor categories.
This wonderfully quirky, laugh out loud book is the PERFECT GIFT for FART lovers of all ages.
A Book Of Farts
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Author : Julie Jones-Hunton
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-11-27
A Book Of Farts written by Julie Jones-Hunton and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-11-27 with categories.
This fart-tastic book of flatulence will leave you breathless with its laugh-out-loud rhymes and ridiculous terms for farts and farting. Warning: this book may cause fits of laughter in adults and children alike and is not recommended for the faint of fart.
Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts
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Author : Jane Bexley
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-11-24
Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts written by Jane Bexley and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-11-24 with categories.
Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)
Almost Everybody Farts
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Author : Marty Kelley
language : en
Publisher: Union Square & Co.
Release Date : 2020-02-28
Almost Everybody Farts written by Marty Kelley and has been published by Union Square & Co. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-02-28 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)
The Fart Book
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Author : Mark Bacera
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-04-03
The Fart Book written by Mark Bacera and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-04-03 with categories.
A Fascinating Book about FlatulenceIs your fart like a car, a truck, or perhaps a submarine?!Join Dr. Butts as he hilariously shows you different farts, then follow along as he answers these stinky questions:Where do farts come from?Why do farts stink?How many times do you fart every day?Is farting bad?Just remember one thing---you can enjoy your farts!
Agnes And Her Amazing Orchid
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Author : Linda Locke
language : en
Publisher: Epigram Books
Release Date : 2018
Agnes And Her Amazing Orchid written by Linda Locke and has been published by Epigram Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
Nominated for the 2019 Singapore Book Awards, Best Children's Picture Book In the 1800s, a girl named Agnes Joaquim was passionate about plants. She even learned to grow cool-weather European vegetables in the tropical heat of Singapore. As she grew up, she collected many prizes for her plants. One day, after many trials and difficulty, she created a brand-new orchid. She showed it to an orchid expert named Henry Ridley, who officially named the flower the Vanda Miss Joaquim. This is the story of how one woman's ingenuity and determination created a flower that became world famous...and Singapore's National Flower in 1981. "Agnes and Her Amazing Orchid chronicles the remarkable journey of a brilliant horticulturist. An excellent introduction to our national flower, this wonderful book also provides a glimpse into the orchid breeding process. Singapore has a rich heritage in orchid cultivation, being one of the leading orchid hybridisation centres in the world. I hope this engaging story will inspire an interest in horticulture and botany amongst our children." —Kenneth Er, CEO of National Parks Board "A remarkable story of Agnes Joaquim’s passion for horticulture, whose interest in breeding orchids led her to become the first woman to breed a hybrid orchid – Singapore’s national flower the Vanda Miss Joaquim. Her story inspires us all to pursue our dreams." —Rosa Daniel, Deputy Secretary (Culture) Ministry of Culture, Community and Youth
The Little Book Of Farts
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Author : Summersdale Publishers
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2024-06-13
The Little Book Of Farts written by Summersdale Publishers and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2024-06-13 with Humor categories.
Every fart is unique. From the ever-so-dainty Pipsqueak to the mighty window-frame-rattling Thunderclap, there's a whole world of bottom-burps to savour in this informative and revealing dictionary. Ranging from how to fart and get away with it to the worst places to fart, you'll realize you didn't know the first thing about flatulence!
Farts A Spotter S Guide
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Author : Crai S. Bower
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release Date : 2008-10-29
Farts A Spotter S Guide written by Crai S. Bower and has been published by Chronicle Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-10-29 with Humor categories.
Sure, everyone does it; but everyone tries to hide it a little differently. Farts: A Spotter's Guide will help you pinpoint he (or she) who dealt it every time. This hilarious book identifies the habitat, range, voice, and "field marks" of tencommon wind breakers, from the gentle hiss of the Silent-but-Deadly to the rip-roaring flatulation of the Seismic Blast. The attached battery powered fart machine reproduces each emanation in accurate sound. Grossly hip illustrations by the Fudge Factory'syes, you read that rightTravis Millard depict the offenders and offendees in brilliant detail. Printed on durable card stock, this is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!