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Apocalypse Cow
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Author : Michael Logan
language : en
Publisher: Random House
Release Date : 2012-05-10
Apocalypse Cow written by Michael Logan and has been published by Random House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-05-10 with Fiction categories.
When scientists with warped imaginations accidentally unleash an experimental bioweapon that transforms Britain's animals into sneezing, bloodthirsty zombies with a penchant for pre-dinner sex with their victims, three misfits become the unlikely hope for salvation. Abattoir worker Terry Borders' love life is crippled by the stench of death that clings to his skin from his days spent slaughtering cows; teenage vegan Geldof 'Scabby' Peters alternates between scratching furiously at his rash and baiting his overbearing New Age mother; and inept journalist Lesley McBrien struggles forlornly in the shadow of her famous war correspondent father. As Britain begins a rapid descent into chaos and ministers blame international terrorists, Lesley stumbles upon evidence that the government is behind the outbreak. In her bumbling pursuit of the truth, she crosses paths with Terry and Geldof, and together they set out to escape a quarantined Britain with the evidence and vital data that could unlock a cure for the virus. Standing in the way are rampaging hordes of animals, a ruthless security agent and an army ready to shoot anybody with a case of the sniffles... Three losers. Overwhelming odds. A single outcome: the world is screwed.
Apocalypse Cow
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Author : O.R. Sorrel
language : en
Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books
Release Date : 2024-06-06
Apocalypse Cow written by O.R. Sorrel and has been published by Michael O'Mara Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2024-06-06 with Young Adult Fiction categories.
Mel is the only 'out' lesbian at school and desperately loves Sasha but her feelings aren't reciprocated - so when she becomes stuck in a mansion with only Dorian and school bully Ella for company, her survival relies on these two - will she ever see Sasha again, or will love appear from an unexpected source...?
World War Moo
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Author : Michael Logan
language : en
Publisher: Macmillan + ORM
Release Date : 2015-06-09
World War Moo written by Michael Logan and has been published by Macmillan + ORM this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-06-09 with Fiction categories.
It began with a cow that just wouldn't die. Yep. That's right. They're still un-dead, and now the disease has spread to humans. The epidemic that transformed Britain's bovine population into a blood-thirsty, brain-grazing, zombie horde...err...zombie herd... is threatening to take over the globe in Michael Logan's World War Moo. And there's not much time left to stop it. All of Great Britain is infected and hungry. The rest of the world has a tough choice to make. Should they nuke the brits right off the map — men, women, children, cows and all — in the biggest genocide in history? Or should they risk global infection in a race against time to find a cure? With hungry zombies attempting to cross borders by plains, trains, boats, and any other form of transport available, it's only a matter of time before the virus gets out. And if it does, there's only one answer. This means war.
Cow Fart Apocalypse
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Author : E.M. Cooter
language : en
Publisher: 1776 Press, LLC
Release Date : 2021-06-29
Cow Fart Apocalypse written by E.M. Cooter and has been published by 1776 Press, LLC this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-06-29 with Fiction categories.
A satirical reimagining of what a Leftist-controlled America might look like in the future, with winks and nods to Orwell’s 1984. After winning 101% of the vote, the new AOC Administration is immediately tested by something no one in The Party expected. It is a future Green America, where one political party controls all aspects of everyone’s lives and cows should no longer exist. Yet a toxic cloud, composed of cow farts is racing toward Washington, DC, threatening the lives of everyone in its path. As a few Patriots attempt to resist The Party’s overreach, and CCP Network is peddling 24/7 news coverage of one crisis after another, a citizenry no longer familiar with bovine flatulence will have to face what they've been told is their worst fear… a Cow Fart Apocalypse! “E.M. Cooter is the new George Orwell, but with a sense of humor.”
Apocalypse Cow
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Author : Michael Logan (Journalist)
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2012
Apocalypse Cow written by Michael Logan (Journalist) and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012 with Cows categories.
"Forget the cud. They want blood. It began with a cow that just wouldn't die. It would become an epidemic that transformed Britain's livestock into sneezing, slavering, flesh-craving four-legged zombies. And if that wasn't bad enough, the fate of the nation seems to rest on the shoulders of three unlikely heroes: an abattoir worker whose love life is non-existent thanks to the stench of death that clings to him, a teenage vegan with eczema and a weird crush on his maths teacher, and an inept journalist who wouldn't recognize a scoop if she tripped over one. As the nation descends into chaos, can they pool their resources, unlock a cure, and save the world? Three losers. Overwhelming odds. One outcome . . . Yup, we're screwed"--
Zombie Diaries Apocalypse Cow
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Author : Guy Edmonds
language : en
Publisher: Hardie Grant Publishing
Release Date : 2022-03-02
Zombie Diaries Apocalypse Cow written by Guy Edmonds and has been published by Hardie Grant Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-03-02 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Hi! I'm Jimmy and I’m living in a totally weird ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! All of the adults in my town of Buttburgher have turned into zombies, but not the flesh-eating zombies like the ones you see in movies. These zombies are COWS! Literally! Everyone is moo-ing and drooling all over the place! And if their drool gets on you, you’re toast. And not the nice sourdough toast from Horatio’s Bakery either. Crazy, huh? Luckily, my friends and I have a plan to find a cure . . . In this hilarious zombie-comedy series, author duo Guy Edmonds and Matt Zeremes take readers on a butt-kicking adventure full of cows, explosions, snacks, drool, farts and spaghetti. Perfect for fans of The Bad Guys, The Last Kids on Earth and Diary of a Wimpy Kid.
Apocalypse Cow
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Author : Kim Aaron
language : en
Publisher: still is the written word
Release Date : 2022-08-15
Apocalypse Cow written by Kim Aaron and has been published by still is the written word this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-08-15 with Fiction categories.
Industrial spy Marlow Willard is tasked with his greatest challenge: steal the ingredients to create zombies from a crazed chef gone mad with power in the wilds of British Columbia’s southwest. How far is Willard willing to go, how much risk does he dare take, what grotesque ungulates will he face, to meet the wishes of his clients? Does he have the strength and wits to defeat this unsanitary enemy? What exactly do zombie cows eat? Answer these questions, and more, as you journey up the Fraser River with Marlow, face with him peril after perilous peril, finally to face his faceless nemesis, the chef of darkness.
Cow
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Author : Florian Werner
language : en
Publisher: Greystone Books Ltd
Release Date : 2012
Cow written by Florian Werner and has been published by Greystone Books Ltd this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012 with Social Science categories.
She is everywhere: as a vehicle for both farmers and advertisers, a subject for research scientists and poets, and ever-present in the form of lucky charms, children's toys, or simply as a tasty sandwich-filler. The female of the bovine species is revered as sacred or reviled as stupid, but one thing she never inspires is indifference. After more than ten thousand years living alongside us, she remains a beguiling mystery. Combining a myriad of richly entertaining anecdotes and an abundance of illuminating discoveries, Florian Werner presents the curious cultural history of that most intriguing of animals: the cow. Since evolving from the aurochs, an ungulate that grazed the Persian grasslands, the cow has embedded itself into virtually all aspects of our lives. Cow is the first book to look at the animal in its countless manifestations in cultures around the world. Werner examines cows' role in commerce as an early form of currency and their place on our plates and in our stomachs in the form of meat and dairy products. Florian Werner examines how cows are worshipped in some circles, such as in Hindu mythology, and abhorred in others, today being vilified as an agent of climate change. And he waxes philosophic about the significance of the cow's rumination and cud chewing, as well as her simple but meaningful moo. Combining thorough research with an accessible writing style, Florian Werner offers readers an eye-opening perspective on this commodified animal, whose existence is inextricably intertwined with ours and which we too often take for granted.
Profits Of Doom
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Author : Robert Stricklin
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2012
Profits Of Doom written by Robert Stricklin and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012 with End of the world categories.
PROFITS OF DOOM is an irreverent, whimsical expose of the age-old doomsday for profit industry, and the ultimate antidote to all the doom and gloom that permeates our society at this time. It explores and debunks everything from the misrepresentation of Biblical prophecies to the wildly inaccurate predictions of modern day psychics to Hollywoods lucrative exploitation of apocalyptic fears to the needless hysteria surrounding the end of the Mayan calendar and more. Its the doomsday book to end all doomsday books ... hopefully.
When You Re Older
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Author : Sofie Laguna
language : en
Publisher: Allen & Unwin
Release Date : 2022-03-01
When You Re Older written by Sofie Laguna and has been published by Allen & Unwin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-03-01 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Beautiful, warm and evocative, this stunning picture book reveals an older brother's hopes for the amazing experiences he will share with his new baby brother - when he's older. A triumph of illustration and storytelling. Baby brother, I can't wait until you're older. Just imagine the adventures that lie ahead... An exquisitely illustrated and deeply joyful celebration of the bond between brothers. Join them as they explore the far reaches of this wild and amazing world, side by side every step of the way. From two highly acclaimed and award-winning creators. 'This is a very special picture book for all ages. We are with the brothers all the way - on the last pages, holding our breath. A masterpiece.' ANN JAMES 'This beautiful book gives us the life we'd all love our children to have, out in the natural world, revelling in its beauty and truly being part of it. The exquisite illustrations are bursting with energy and colour, the language is rich yet simple and the brothers look after each other as brothers should. It really hits the spot, right in your heart.' ALISON LESTER 'A heart-warming story about the powerful bond between brothers.' MARGARET WILD 'Thrilling journeys abound in this lovely ode to childhood fantasies and sibling bonds.' Kirkus Reviews