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Cow Fart Apocalypse
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Author : E.M. Cooter
language : en
Publisher: 1776 Press, LLC
Release Date : 2021-06-29
Cow Fart Apocalypse written by E.M. Cooter and has been published by 1776 Press, LLC this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-06-29 with Fiction categories.
A satirical reimagining of what a Leftist-controlled America might look like in the future, with winks and nods to Orwell’s 1984. After winning 101% of the vote, the new AOC Administration is immediately tested by something no one in The Party expected. It is a future Green America, where one political party controls all aspects of everyone’s lives and cows should no longer exist. Yet a toxic cloud, composed of cow farts is racing toward Washington, DC, threatening the lives of everyone in its path. As a few Patriots attempt to resist The Party’s overreach, and CCP Network is peddling 24/7 news coverage of one crisis after another, a citizenry no longer familiar with bovine flatulence will have to face what they've been told is their worst fear… a Cow Fart Apocalypse! “E.M. Cooter is the new George Orwell, but with a sense of humor.”
Cow S Fart
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Author : Natalie Humphrey
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2023-08
Cow S Fart written by Natalie Humphrey and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-08 with Cows categories.
"There are around 92 million cows found on farms across the United States. That many cows means more milk and more food, but it also means more of a cow's gross habit: Farts! Through this lighted-hearted exploration of a cow, young readers will discover why cows fart and why scientists believe they might be dangerous to the environment. With full-color photographs paired closely with approachable text, young readers will learn not only about why cows fart, but how they live on the farm"--
Capturing Cow Farts And Burps
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Author : Erin Twamley
language : en
Publisher: Waldorf Publishing
Release Date : 2020-09
Capturing Cow Farts And Burps written by Erin Twamley and has been published by Waldorf Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-09 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
How many cows live on Earth? There are nearly one and a half BILLION cows on our planet. And those cows have gas! A few gassy cows would not be a problem, but their burps and farts release methane. Too much of this gas causes problems for our planet. So, scientists, engineers, and farmers are working to make cows less gassy. From using lasers to feeding cows curry (What kind of curry do you think a cow likes -- red, green or yellow?), this book shares the science behind caring for our environment.
Zombie Diaries Apocalypse Cow
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Author : Guy Edmonds
language : en
Publisher: Hardie Grant Publishing
Release Date : 2022-03-02
Zombie Diaries Apocalypse Cow written by Guy Edmonds and has been published by Hardie Grant Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-03-02 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Hi! I'm Jimmy and I’m living in a totally weird ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! All of the adults in my town of Buttburgher have turned into zombies, but not the flesh-eating zombies like the ones you see in movies. These zombies are COWS! Literally! Everyone is moo-ing and drooling all over the place! And if their drool gets on you, you’re toast. And not the nice sourdough toast from Horatio’s Bakery either. Crazy, huh? Luckily, my friends and I have a plan to find a cure . . . In this hilarious zombie-comedy series, author duo Guy Edmonds and Matt Zeremes take readers on a butt-kicking adventure full of cows, explosions, snacks, drool, farts and spaghetti. Perfect for fans of The Bad Guys, The Last Kids on Earth and Diary of a Wimpy Kid.
Lives Laid Away
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Author : Stephen Mack Jones
language : en
Publisher: Soho Press
Release Date : 2019-01-08
Lives Laid Away written by Stephen Mack Jones and has been published by Soho Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-01-08 with Fiction categories.
Detroit ex-cop August Snow takes up vigilante justice when his beloved neighborhood of Mexicantown is caught in the crosshairs of a human trafficking scheme. When the body of an unidentified young Hispanic woman is dredged from the Detroit River, the Wayne County coroner gives her photo to ex-police detective August Snow, insisting August ask around his native Mexicantown to see if anyone recognizes her. August’s good friend Elena, an advocate for undocumented immigrants, immediately pinpoints the girl as local teenager Isadora del Torres. It turns out Izzy isn’t the only young woman to have disappeared during an ICE raid only to turn up dead a few weeks later. Preyed upon by the law itself, the people of Mexicantown have no one to turn to but August. In a guns-blazing wild ride across Detroit, he will put his own life on the line to protect the community he loves.
I Fart In Your General Direction
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Author : Don H. Corrigan
language : en
Publisher: McFarland
Release Date : 2023-08-03
I Fart In Your General Direction written by Don H. Corrigan and has been published by McFarland this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-08-03 with Social Science categories.
This exhaustive work on flatulence breaks new wind on every aspect of abdominal gas in popular culture. A definitive taxonomy of farts details the characteristics of each variety, including barking spiders, cheek squeakers and green apple dirties. Philosophical positions on colonic expression are examined, from Confucius, Hume, Voltaire and the existentialists. Chapters cover a wide range of fart-focused stand-up comedy, cinema, children's books, toys and merchandise. The author's postscript describes a lifetime preparing for his subject through fraternity membership and offbeat assignments as a newspaper journalist.
Apocalypse Cow
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Author : O.R. Sorrel
language : en
Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books
Release Date : 2024-06-06
Apocalypse Cow written by O.R. Sorrel and has been published by Michael O'Mara Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2024-06-06 with Young Adult Fiction categories.
Mel is the only 'out' lesbian at school and desperately loves Sasha but her feelings aren't reciprocated - so when she becomes stuck in a mansion with only Dorian and school bully Ella for company, her survival relies on these two - will she ever see Sasha again, or will love appear from an unexpected source...?
H8 Society How An Atomic Fart Saved The World
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Author : 2Dans
language : en
Publisher: 2Dans
Release Date : 2015-05-07
H8 Society How An Atomic Fart Saved The World written by 2Dans and has been published by 2Dans this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-05-07 with Fiction categories.
Apocalypse Cow
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Author : Michael Logan
language : en
Publisher: Random House
Release Date : 2012-05-10
Apocalypse Cow written by Michael Logan and has been published by Random House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-05-10 with Fiction categories.
When scientists with warped imaginations accidentally unleash an experimental bioweapon that transforms Britain's animals into sneezing, bloodthirsty zombies with a penchant for pre-dinner sex with their victims, three misfits become the unlikely hope for salvation. Abattoir worker Terry Borders' love life is crippled by the stench of death that clings to his skin from his days spent slaughtering cows; teenage vegan Geldof 'Scabby' Peters alternates between scratching furiously at his rash and baiting his overbearing New Age mother; and inept journalist Lesley McBrien struggles forlornly in the shadow of her famous war correspondent father. As Britain begins a rapid descent into chaos and ministers blame international terrorists, Lesley stumbles upon evidence that the government is behind the outbreak. In her bumbling pursuit of the truth, she crosses paths with Terry and Geldof, and together they set out to escape a quarantined Britain with the evidence and vital data that could unlock a cure for the virus. Standing in the way are rampaging hordes of animals, a ruthless security agent and an army ready to shoot anybody with a case of the sniffles... Three losers. Overwhelming odds. A single outcome: the world is screwed.
I Am God
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Author : Giacomo Sartori
language : en
Publisher: Restless Books
Release Date : 2019-02-05
I Am God written by Giacomo Sartori and has been published by Restless Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-02-05 with Fiction categories.
Diabolically funny and subversively philosophical, Italian novelist Giacomo Sartori’s I Am God is the diary of the Almighty’s existential crisis that erupts when he falls in love with a human. I am God. Have been forever, will be forever. Forever, mind you, with the razor-sharp glint of a diamond, and without any counterpart in the languages of men. So begins God’s diary of the existential crisis that ensues when, inexplicably, he falls in love with a human. And not just any human, but a geneticist and fanatical atheist who’s certain she can improve upon the magnificent creation she doesn’t even give him the credit for. It’s frustrating, for a god. God has infinitely bigger things to occupy his celestial attentions. Yet he can’t tear his eyes (so to speak) from the geneticist who’s unsettlingly avid when it comes to science, sex, and Sicilian cannoli. Whatever happens, he must safeguard his transcendental dignity. So he watches—disinterestedly, of course—as the handsome climatologist who has his sights set on her keeps having strange accidents. And as the lanky geneticist becomes hell-bent on infiltrating the Vatican’s secret files, for reasons of her own…. A sly critique of the hypocrisy and hubris that underlie faith in religion, science, and macho careerism, I Am God takes us on a hilarious and provocative romp through the Big Questions with the universe’s supreme storyteller.