Down The Toilet


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Down The Toilet


Down The Toilet
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Author : Riley Flynn
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-02-06

Down The Toilet written by Riley Flynn and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-02-06 with categories.


Get ready for some literal bathroom reading. Discover the story behind our home's most under-appreciated feature. From facts on how much bodily waste the average person releases a day to information on what the first "toilets" were like, readers will learn about why we need sanitation and where our waste goes when we flush.



The Year My Life Went Down The Toilet


The Year My Life Went Down The Toilet
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Author : Jake Maia Arlow
language : en
Publisher: Penguin
Release Date : 2023-08-01

The Year My Life Went Down The Toilet written by Jake Maia Arlow and has been published by Penguin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-08-01 with Juvenile Fiction categories.


A hilariously honest book about surviving middle school while navigating a chronic illness from the Stonewall Honor-winning author of Almost Flying. Twelve-year-old Al Schneider is too scared to talk about the two biggest things in her life: 1. Her stomach hurts all the time and she has no idea why. 2. She’s almost definitely 100% sure she likes girls. So she holds it in…until she can’t. After nearly having an accident of the lavatorial variety in gym class, Al finds herself getting a colonoscopy and an answer—she has Crohn’s disease. But rather than solving all her problems, Al's diagnosis just makes everything worse. It’s scary and embarrassing. And worst of all, everyone wants her to talk about it—her overprotective mom, her best friend, and most annoyingly her gastroenterologist, who keeps trying to get her to go to a support group for kids with similar chronic illnesses. But, who wants to talk about what you do in the bathroom? The Year My Life Went Down the Toilet is a wildly funny and honest story about finding community, telling the truth even when it’s hard, and the many indignities of middle school life.



The Day I Fell Down The Toilet And Other Poems


The Day I Fell Down The Toilet And Other Poems
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Author : Steve Turner
language : en
Publisher: Lion Children's Books
Release Date : 2015-09-18

The Day I Fell Down The Toilet And Other Poems written by Steve Turner and has been published by Lion Children's Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-09-18 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.


Have you ever been punched by a cabbage, or fallen head first down the loo? Have you ever had fun with a poem? You haven't? Then this book's for you. 'Steve Turner's first collection of verse for children is full of quirky humour and strong rhymes to read aloud' Children and quite a few adults will enjoy the poems in this collection. Pollution, religion, growing up and families are just some of the topics the author uses for this amusing anthology. I rate this collection as good as those by Roger McGough and Brian Patten." Hull Daily Mail 'Full of quirky humour and strong rhymes that kids adore.' Brian Patten 'Steve Turner is one of the most original and child-friendly voices to emerge in the last few years.' Sunday Telegraph 'Highly observant, often poignant, sometimes naughty and always fresh and funny.' Nick Park, creator of Wallace and Gromit 'This hilarious collection of poems will make you laugh out loud.' The Young Telegraph



The Day I Fell Down The Toilet


The Day I Fell Down The Toilet
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Author : Stephen Mangan
language : en
Publisher: Scholastic
Release Date : 2024-04-11

The Day I Fell Down The Toilet written by Stephen Mangan and has been published by Scholastic this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2024-04-11 with Juvenile Fiction categories.


 

A high-energy, laugh-out-loud, fully illustrated adventure story by much-loved actor Stephen Mangan and talented artist Anita Mangan, Celebrity Goggleboxers & creators of Top 10 Fiction Bestsellers Escape the Rooms, The Fart That Changed the World and The Great Reindeer Rescue

Disaster!

The Queen of Dunny, the land where jokes come from, has lost her sense of humour and banned fun of any kind. Her subjects have one final shot at making her laugh otherwise NO NEW JOKES will be created EVER AGAIN!

Enter the hero the world needs.

Timothy Trench: straight-talking, uber-decisive child genius... oh, wait. In an unfortunate case of mistaken identity, the wrong Timothy - a boy who finds it impossible to make decisions - is fetched to make the Queen laugh.

Can he work out what will tickle Her Majesty's funny bone and save the day?

A wildly imaginative, brilliantly silly adventure that's overflowing with toilet humour!

  • Wildly funny, delightfully imaginative storytelling with a message that any kid can be a hero!
  • Packed with pictures by Stephen Mangan's sister Anita Mangan.
  • Escape the Rooms, The Fart That Changed the World and The Great Reindeer Rescue have been huge bestsellers: Stephen and Anita are comic dynamite.

     

    Praise for Stephen and Anita's books:

    Escape the Rooms:

    "A brilliant, clever, kind of genius book" Graham Norton, Virgin Radio

    'Richly imagined and deeply heartfelt' Hadley Freeman, Guardian

    'Manages to feel both classic and modern at the same time' Good Housekeeping

    'A beautiful and exciting adventure that ignites the imagination' Edith Bowman

     

    The Fart That Changed the World

    "A sure-fire way for kids to entertain themselves. What’s more, it’s also excellent for reading aloud" LoveReading4Kids

    "Laugh-out-loud stuff" Ray D’Arcy

    "A high-energy, brilliantly imaginative and laugh-out-loud tale that is guaranteed to blow away young readers" Lancashire Evening Post

     

    The Unlikely Rise of Harry Sponge

    After the runaway success of joint debut novel, Escape the Rooms, and the hilarious The Fart That Changed the World, the dynamic duo return with an all-action, marvellously manic and laugh-out-loud tale with a message that any child can be a heroLancashire Evening Post

    "hilarious ... A right royal romp" First News

     



The Day I Fell Down The Toilet And Other Poems


The Day I Fell Down The Toilet And Other Poems
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Author : Steve Turner
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1996-01-01

The Day I Fell Down The Toilet And Other Poems written by Steve Turner and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1996-01-01 with Children's poetry, English categories.


A collection of humorous poems for children. Suggested level: primary.



I Lost My Blackberry Down The Toilet


I Lost My Blackberry Down The Toilet
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Author : Steven Friedman
language : en
Publisher: iUniverse
Release Date : 2006-08

I Lost My Blackberry Down The Toilet written by Steven Friedman and has been published by iUniverse this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2006-08 with Business & Economics categories.


For the first time in American history, four generations inhabit the workplace creating a new diversity that is transforming the real estate industry. Historically, workplace diversity revolved around women, minorities, and lifestyle choices, but now a new diversity dominates the workforce. The convergence of four generations, each with its own vision of how the world works, necessitates a new model for attracting and retaining the most talented people to your organization. To understand the diverse generations in your organization, you must see the world through their eyes and recognize how their "generational lenses" influence how they interact with clients, colleagues, and management. These lenses determine perceptions of fairness and equality within the workplace, and they create the foundation for organizational success or failure. Organizations that hope to attract, manage, and retain the four generations must endeavor to understand who these generations are and what makes them tick.



Who Flushed My Toothbrush Down The Toilet


Who Flushed My Toothbrush Down The Toilet
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Author : Dave Wilson
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1997-06

Who Flushed My Toothbrush Down The Toilet written by Dave Wilson and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1997-06 with Fatherhood categories.




Confidence Man


Confidence Man
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Author : Maggie Haberman
language : en
Publisher: Singel Uitgeverijen
Release Date : 2022-10-05

Confidence Man written by Maggie Haberman and has been published by Singel Uitgeverijen this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-10-05 with Biography & Autobiography categories.


From the Pulitzer Prize–winning New York Times reporter who has defined Donald J. Trump’s presidency like no other journalist: a magnificent and disturbing reckoning that chronicles his life and its impact, from his rise in New York City to his tortured postpresidency. All of Trump’s behavior as president had echoes in what came before. In this revelatory and news-making book, Haberman brings together the events of his life into a single mesmerizing work. It is the definitive account of one of the most norms-shattering and consequential eras in American political history.



Who Flushed Granny Down The Toilet


Who Flushed Granny Down The Toilet
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Author : Andrew Collett
language : en
Publisher: Kings England Press
Release Date : 2002-10-01

Who Flushed Granny Down The Toilet written by Andrew Collett and has been published by Kings England Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2002-10-01 with categories.


Who flushed Granny down the toilet? is one of those questions that you don't really expect an answer to. Not until Gran returns from her involuntary swim with the pongy eels in the main sewer, of course. Then she can tell you. But can she also tell you who put the bogies up your nose? No she can't, only Andrew Collett knows the answer to that one! This book is a collection of Collett's irreverent poems for children.



The Saddest Toilet In The World


The Saddest Toilet In The World
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Author : Sam Apple
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2016-06-07

The Saddest Toilet In The World written by Sam Apple and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-06-07 with Juvenile Fiction categories.


With Danny unwilling to be toilet trained, his toilet seeks a new life elsewhere, forcing Danny and his parents to track down the toilet and show him that Danny is truly ready to use him.