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Duct Shui

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Author : Jim Berg
language : en
Publisher: Workman Publishing Company
Release Date : 2002-04-01

Duct Shui written by Jim Berg and has been published by Workman Publishing Company this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2002-04-01 with Humor categories.

East meets West meets Duct Tape. Stumbling headfirst into the ancient Chinese philosophy of feng shui, The Duct Tape Guys emerge totally bewildered--but not before creating their own breathtakingly crazy philosophy. Duct Shui, as they call it, reveals secrets of achieving harmony and happiness, all through the use of you-know-what. With its terrific die-cut package (just to hold it feels peaceful, like a perfectly balanced roll of duct tape), Duct Shui is the newest work of inspired nuttiness from the guys who created the 365 Days of Duct Tape Calendar, The Jumbo Duct Tape Book, and other books. In feng shui, wind chimes and bird feeders stimulate the flow of chi (energy) in a yard. In Duct Shui, attract birds by duct taping plastic decoys to a birdbath. In feng shui, placing a wind chime in the front area of a home or office will summon people to help you. Duct Shui teaches that if you really want help, get some duct tape stuck in your hair and then pull hard--the screams will draw plenty of attention. In feng shui, a wind chime over the stove will cure binge eating. Duct Shui says enough with the wind chimes already!-you can cure binge eating by placing duct tape firmly across your mouth. Includes a Da Ktap compass (instead of the Pa Kua compass used by feng shui consultants), its very own mantra (Duct Tape, Duct Tape, Duct Tape, whispered until tranquility or sleep is achieved), and a paean to that essential influence-the couch. Just take a roll, tear off a piece, and hear the energy crackle.

Weekly World News

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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2005-01-03

Weekly World News written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2005-01-03 with categories.

Rooted in the creative success of over 30 years of supermarket tabloid publishing, the Weekly World News has been the world's only reliable news source since 1979. The online hub www.weeklyworldnews.com is a leading entertainment news site.

Stump The Duct Tape Guys

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Author : Jim Berg
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2005-08

Stump The Duct Tape Guys written by Jim Berg and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2005-08 with Humor categories.

The Duct Tape Guys are on a roll. Their six Duct Tape books and many calendars have sold over two million copies, a testament to the universal appeal of duct tape. In Stump the Duct Tape Guys, America's most popular fix-it duo unrolls more inventive and hilarious advice guaranteed to stick to your funny bone.According to Jim and Tim, "If duct tape isn't the answer, then you must be asking the wrong question!" To prove it, they have collected the best and funniest questions and answers from the popular Stump the Duct Tape Guys section of their massive Web site (www.ducttapeguys.com), where real people submit problems that you wouldn't think could be fixed with duct tape. The Duct Tape Guys put on their thinking caps (made entirely out of duct tape, of course) and come up with solutions that never fail to satisfy, or at least amuse, their audience. From broken toasters to broken hearts, the Duct Tape Guys find a way to show that "It ain't broke, it just lacks duct tape."

Weekly World News

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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2004-12-06

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99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall

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Author : Tim Nyberg
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2006-09

99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall written by Tim Nyberg and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2006-09 with categories.

There's only one drinking song that everybody knows and loves: "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall"! For those who have trouble making it through all 99 verses (perhaps after imbibing a few beers themselves), best-selling author, Duct Tape Guy, and comic genius Tim Nyberg has put together "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall."Perfect for the beer lover in all of us, "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" contains the song's complete, unabridged lyrics, illustrated and easy to follow in this handy pocket-sized book. Also included are alternate lyrics for nondrinkers, an optional final verse, and sheet music in case readers tire of singing a cappella."99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" is the perfect gift for friends, family, fraternity brothers, and bar buddies. Because whether they're paying homage to stouts, draughts, ales, porters, malts-or just plain cold ones-everyone needs "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall!"

The Practical Joker S Handbook

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Author : Tim Nyberg
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2010-09-14

The Practical Joker S Handbook written by Tim Nyberg and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-09-14 with Humor categories.

Tim Nyberg, author of the hilarious, definitive guide to practical jokes, is back with The Practical Joker's Handbook: The Sequel. This compendium of all-new practical jokes is a wild, diabolical follow-up to the original. Like The Practical Joker's Handbook, this sequel is built upon contributions submitted to his Web site from Nyberg's fans. Of course, the entertaining Nyberg has sifted though his warped fans' merciless suggestions to weed out the dangerous, the mean-spirited, and the potentially litigious. As Nyberg says in the book's introduction, it's only a good practical joke if "both parties (eventually) find humor in the prank." The Practical Joker's Handbook: The Sequel is a sly collection of blueprints for jokes and pranks to play at home, at work, at school, at the office--anywhere.

Ying W Fan Wan Ts T I

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Author : Samuel Wells Williams
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1856

Ying W Fan Wan Ts T I written by Samuel Wells Williams and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1856 with Cantonese dialects categories.

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Author : Samuel Wells Williams
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1856

written by Samuel Wells Williams and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1856 with Chinese language categories.

Subcying Subc W Subcfan Wan Ts T I A Tonic Dictionary Of The Chinese Language In The Canton Dialect

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Author : Samuel Wells Williams
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1856

Subcying Subc W Subcfan Wan Ts T I A Tonic Dictionary Of The Chinese Language In The Canton Dialect written by Samuel Wells Williams and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1856 with categories.

English And Chinese Dictionary

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Author : William Lobscheid
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1868

English And Chinese Dictionary written by William Lobscheid and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1868 with English language categories.

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