Grumpy Old Git

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The Grumpy Old Git S Guide To Life

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Author : Geoff Tibballs
language : en
Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books
Release Date : 2013-06-06

The Grumpy Old Git S Guide To Life written by Geoff Tibballs and has been published by Michael O'Mara Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-06-06 with Humor categories.

From Bob Geldof to Winston Churchill, Jeremy Clarkson to Victor Meldrew, the world has always produced its share of grumpy, moody, pessimistic and world-weary types. We all know one! They like to groan and grumble, offering their own commentary on the shortcomings of modern life. Whether it is queues at the supermarket, the state of the health system, the price of a pint these days, the hairstyles of teenagers, or the number of Maltesers you actually get in a bag, there is always something that will get their goat. The Grumpy Old Git's Guide to Life is a hilarious celebration of all these grumps, how to identify one, what exactly they find so irritating and why we find their rants quite so amusing.

Diary Of A Grumpy Old Git

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Author : Tim Collins
language : en
Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books
Release Date : 2012-10-04

Diary Of A Grumpy Old Git written by Tim Collins and has been published by Michael O'Mara Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-10-04 with Humor categories.

If Adrian Mole had grown up to be a grumpy old git who had to cope with failed marriage and a life-sucking job, and worse, whose colleagues actually thought he was a miserable old git, he might be a bit like Dave Cross.Diary of a Grumpy Old Git is the laugh-out-loud diary of Dave Cross, a man who thought he was reasonably cheerful until someone from his office bought him a 'Grumpy Old Man' diary for Christmas. Determined to prove them wrong, he resolves to be positive for an entire year. But it's not easy when your wife has run off with an estate agent called Brad and you've got a young, ambitious new boss who is determined to make you actually do some work. Add to this the everyday horrors of public transport, shopping, technology, popular culture and dating, and a sunny outlook is too much to ask. But with his fiftieth birthday fast approaching, Dave is determined to make his life less shambolic. Fantastically witty and painfully accurate, Diary of a Grumpy Old Git will appeal to anyone, grumpy old git or otherwise...

Grumpy Old Git

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Author : James Hulme
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-06-23

Grumpy Old Git written by James Hulme and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-06-23 with categories.

Do you feel lost, isolated and alone? Does modern life leave you feeling left behind in a state of confusion and bewilderment? If you or someone you know is struggling with the trials and tribulations of modern manhood then Grumpy Old Git is the book for you. Clearly you are a competent and intelligent person. You can iron the carpet and hoover the clothes as well as the next man but if you miss the good old days and find yourself yearning for things to be as they once were, join the brotherhood of the bewildered and fight back. Fight back against the tidal wave of complicated and unnecessary technology. Shun the shackles of tedious health and safety. Stomp on the plight of the flat pack lifestyle and beat into submission the conventional demand to simply sit in a chair and slowly turn beige. If your daily life is ruined by militant cyclists, pushy salesmen, pointless bureaucratic nonsense and the poor attitudes and ineptness of others take solace in the fact that you are not suffering alone. With a strong cup of tea in a chipped mug and a stiff upper lip we can repel these awful social conventions and once again stand tall among men.Note however that this book should be kept secret and hidden from the guard at all costs. If she finds it you'll end up in the cooler and will likely lose television privileges for a fortnight. You have been warned.

Grumpy Old Git Jokes

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Author : Ian Allen
language : en
Publisher: Portico
Release Date : 2014-11-24

Grumpy Old Git Jokes written by Ian Allen and has been published by Portico this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-11-24 with Humor categories.

Railing against the world? Fed up with everything? In need of a hefty dose of cynical humour? Then Grumpy Old Git Jokes is the book for you. Straight from the mouths of the grumpiest gits our proud nation has to offer, this bumper collection contains hundreds of jokes on favourite grumpy subjects such as politics, religion, education and technology. It muses on the grump's least favourite people (including judges, bankers and lawyers – 'What is the ideal weight of a lawyer? About three pounds, including the urn'), and the perennial subjects of ageing ('Old age is always fifteen years older than what I am') and health ('All you've got is hypochondria.' 'Can you give me anything for it?'). This deliciously cynical, delightfully dour, mirthfully miserable book will help anyone indulge their inner grumpy old git.

Are You A Miserable Old Bastard

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Author : Dr Andrew John
language : en
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
Release Date : 2010-04-01

Are You A Miserable Old Bastard written by Dr Andrew John and has been published by Rowman & Littlefield this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-04-01 with Humor categories.

Are You a Miserable Old Bastard? is a very funny book for the "inner curmudgeon" in us all, a highly amusing and wonderfully entertaining celebration of the grouchiness in life, for everyone who feels like it's always raining, both outside and in!

Grumpy Old Git Jokes

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Author : Ian Allen
language : en
Publisher: Portico
Release Date : 2014-06-05

Grumpy Old Git Jokes written by Ian Allen and has been published by Portico this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-06-05 with categories.

Railing against the world? Fed up with everything? In need of a hefty dose of cynical humour? Then Grumpy Old Git Jokes is the book for you. Straight from the mouths of the grumpiest gits our proud nation has to offer, this bumper collection contains hundreds of jokes on favourite grumpy subjects such as politics, religion, education and technology. It muses on the grump's least favourite people (including judges, bankers and lawyers – 'What is the ideal weight of a lawyer? About three pounds, including the urn'), and the perennial subjects of ageing ('Old age is always fifteen years older than what I am') and health ('All you've got is hypochondria.' 'Can you give me anything for it?'). This deliciously cynical, delightfully dour, mirthfully miserable book will help anyone indulge their inner grumpy old git. Word count: 20,000

Cartoons To Cheer Up A Grumpy Old Git

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Author : Allan Plenderleith
language : en
Publisher: Ravette Publishing
Release Date : 2011-09-01

Cartoons To Cheer Up A Grumpy Old Git written by Allan Plenderleith and has been published by Ravette Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-09-01 with Older men categories.

The Odd Squad are on a mission - a mission from Odd: to cheer up the grumpy old gits of the world and turn their saggy frowns into sunshine and smiles!

Are You A Grumpy Old Git Quiz Book

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Author : Geoff Tibballs
language : en
Publisher: Michael O'Mara
Release Date : 2018-05-31

Are You A Grumpy Old Git Quiz Book written by Geoff Tibballs and has been published by Michael O'Mara this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-05-31 with Humor categories.

To discover whether you (or your loved ones) possess the grumpy gene, this quiz book has been devised to gauge your reaction to hundreds of different situations. Points are awarded for each answer and your total score indicates where you rate on the grumpy scale.

Grumpy Old Men New Year Same Old Crap

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Author : David Quantick
language : en
Publisher: HarperCollins UK
Release Date : 2011-10-10

Grumpy Old Men New Year Same Old Crap written by David Quantick and has been published by HarperCollins UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-10-10 with Humor categories.

Following the phenomenal success of ‘Grumpy Old Men’, and ‘Grumpy Old Men on Holiday’, the guru of grump, David Quantick, takes a stand for miserable slobs everywhere against the self-help motivational mafia and keep-fit claptrap. The ultimate in stress-relief for the 21st-Century Grouch.

Grumpy Old Women

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Author : Judith Holder
language : en
Publisher: Random House
Release Date : 2009-05-04

Grumpy Old Women written by Judith Holder and has been published by Random House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-05-04 with Humor categories.

We all know what it means these days to be a grumpy old man, because part of that role is to be outspoken. Well, we've heard just about enough out of the men, thank you very much! Grumpy Old Women gives us the other perspective: the female take on the million irritations of today's world. So whats the difference? Surely what is irritating to the mature members of one sex is equally annoying to the other? Not necessarily, and this is precisely what Grumpy Old Women seeks to address. Body image, visitors, children, animals, shopping, careers, parties, holidays and, yes, grumpy old men themselves all are very much on the list of what today's mature woman finds a source of concern. From the series producer and stand-up comic Judith Holder, the book incorporates material from the television series Grumpy Old Women, which features a diverse, colourful and very grumpy group of celebrities, including Janet Street Porter, Jenny Eclair, Ann Widdecombe, Germaine Greer, Kathryn Flett and Jilly Cooper. Written with wit, style and sympathy, the book is a source of both amusement and comfort to women everywhere - grumpy, old or otherwise.