Human Farts
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20 Common Questions About Farts Epub
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Author : Donald Rump
language : en
Publisher: Donald Rump
Release Date : 2013-12-13
20 Common Questions About Farts Epub written by Donald Rump and has been published by Donald Rump this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-12-13 with Humor categories.
Think you know everything there is to know about mankind's favorite green gas? Well, Donald Rump has something in store for you! Inside, you'll finally get to the bottom of many age-old questions, including: - Where do farts come from? - Are farts people? - Do farts die? - Do all farts go to heaven? - What should I do if a zombie farts on me? - Does inhaling farts cause brain damage? - What if someone steals my farts? - Can farts be used to power my car? - I've run out of farts. Should I dial 911? - Should I join Fartaholics Anonymous? And many, many more! So what are you waiting for? Become a fart expert today! Approximately 11,500 words in all. Intended for readers 15 and up.
Human Farts
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Author : Fifth Fifth Fart
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2019-12-12
Human Farts written by Fifth Fifth Fart and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-12-12 with categories.
Best Christmas Gift 2019 for All Ages "Farting, don't think, just fart."― John Cage Enjoy the coloring of people who fart by mistake, proudly or because they can no longer do without it. Fun yourself to coloring almost 50 unthinkable scenes. Discover 'Fartbeat', 'Unshakeble', 'Atomic Farts', 'Love is in the Air', 'Dab Farts', 'Fart of Freedom' and many other unexpected settings. Features Each sheet contains only one printed page (the other page is empty) Large format: 8.5 x 11 inches Are you ready to color the Ultimate Farting Coloring Book?Let's start! Happy coloring!
A Metaphysical And Anecdotal Consideration Of The Fart
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Author : Gloria Klein
language : en
Publisher: Lulu.com
Release Date : 2008-03-07
A Metaphysical And Anecdotal Consideration Of The Fart written by Gloria Klein and has been published by Lulu.com this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-03-07 with Art categories.
A book that breaks new wind on the subject of farts and the meaning of life. It will be feared by tyrants everywhere.
The Art Of Farting
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Author : Parviz Shirmohammadi
language : en
Publisher: Parviz Shirmohammadi
Release Date : 2021-11-20
The Art Of Farting written by Parviz Shirmohammadi and has been published by Parviz Shirmohammadi this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-11-20 with Humor categories.
This book offers pure hilarious comedy, romance, adventures, and fun entertainment for any reader. It shows everything you always wanted to know about your fart. It is one of the funniest and most entertaining books you have ever read. It talks about how a fart traveled throughout time and how it affected entire human history. It goes without explaining that it brings many hours of pure laughter and fun to you. It is a comic book that takes you through a hilarious roller coaster joyful ride. It is amusing to read and will leave you with a lasting and delightful experience. You will never look at your fart the same way again.
Caveman Farts
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Author : J. B. O'Neil
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Release Date : 2013-02-26
Caveman Farts written by J. B. O'Neil and has been published by Createspace Independent Pub this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-02-26 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
FREE Audiobook Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE bonus MP3 audiobook version of J.B. O'Neil's "Caveman Farts - The Story of the First Stinky Farts" with your purchase of this book. You and your kids will laugh out loud as you listen to this fart-tastic audiobook (over 20 minutes long...complete with disgusting sound effects!). That's twice the farting fun -- Grab the book and get this bonus audiobook FREE while it's still available! From #1 Bestselling Author J.B. O'Neil! Ready to laugh your butt off? Milo Snotrocket is back and stinkier than ever in this hilarious new episode to the #1 Best-Selling "Fart Book" series. Milo Snotrocket's back...in time, that is! A class-time nap turns into a prehistoric party as Milo witnesses the world's first human fart, as delivered by the young caveboy Zug. When a nearby tribe starts making trouble for Zug and his people, it's up to the young boy and his butt-trumpet to save the day! Here's what readers are already saying about the side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Books: "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing." "Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face!" "This book had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!"
A Book About Farts
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Author : K.J. Mackay
language : en
Publisher: Kirby Mackay
Release Date : 2023-09-29
A Book About Farts written by K.J. Mackay and has been published by Kirby Mackay this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-09-29 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
Hold your noses, kiddos! It's time to embark on an unforgettable journey through a gas filled world with "A Book About Farts." Get ready to explore the mysterious, magnificent realm of flatulence! Ever wondered why we fart or why some are smellier than others? Dive into the hilarious and informative facts behind these cheeky bodily functions and become a true fartologist! Chuckle, chortle, and snicker your way through a collection of knee-slapping fart jokes that are sure to leave you in stitches. Be enchanted by whimsical, watercolor illustrations that bring each page to life, adding a colorful and imaginative twist to our gas-filled adventures. Whether you're a little explorer with a penchant for potty humor or a parent looking to share laughter with your young ones, "A Book About Farts" is the perfect blend of education and entertainment. It's a laugh-out-loud journey through a world we all know but rarely talk about. So, gear up, get ready to giggle, and dive headfirst into the uproarious, enchanting world of farts. Who knew learning about the human body could be this much fun? Grab your copy today and let the laughter begin!
Sweet Farts
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Author : Raymond Bean
language : en
Publisher: Two Lions
Release Date : 2012-04
Sweet Farts written by Raymond Bean and has been published by Two Lions this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-04 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Keith, tired of being accused of farting up a storm at school, creates a science fair project that turns the foul smell of human gas into something pleasant, but his plans backfire when his project causes a stink at home and at school.
Fart O Pedia
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Author : Rip Van Ripperton
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2021-10-26
Fart O Pedia written by Rip Van Ripperton and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-10-26 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
An colorfully illustrated encyclopedia of fart facts, jokes, riddles, and more! Flatulently funny and perfect for ages 7–12! With humorous entries that include types of farts, food items that cause gas, what farts are called in different countries, jokes and riddles, sidebars, science, rules, advice, how to’s, and more, this book is the gassiest gift for the fart fan in any family. It contains a mishmash of information, perfect for bathroom reading and rippin' jokes with your pals. Entries include: Dog, the: Who you blame when you pass gas at the dinner table. How to save a fart for later. Fart in a glass Mason jar. Quickly put the lid on and screw it tightly. Have a friend open it later. Once you’ve done this, send us a note telling us whether or not it worked. "Hoof Hearted Ice Melted:" Say it out loud five times. You’ll get it. Pull my finger: What someone says to a friend when they have a fart locked and loaded. Once the friend pulls the finger, the fart is unleashed. Great trick that only works once. Silent but deadly (SBD): A fart that comes out with barely a whisper but then knocks everyone out with its noxious stench.
Comic Books For Kids Fart Superhero Books For Kids
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Author : El Ninjo
language : en
Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC
Release Date : 2014-08-29
Comic Books For Kids Fart Superhero Books For Kids written by El Ninjo and has been published by Speedy Publishing LLC this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-08-29 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
BONUS - Includes FREE Dog Farts Audio Book for Kids Inside! For a very time limited period you can download a FREE audiobook chapter of this funny dog FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! Your kids will LOL and tear their pants at this funny audio chapter. This is the New & Enhanced Version Of The Famous Fart Book: African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle, Volume 3. All illustrations are in full color now + Each chapter includes a narrated audio version of the chapter so that your child can learn by reading and by listening at the same time. It comes with more stories and colored pictures than ever before! The stories can be characterized as pant ripping because they are so hilarious so make sure to check your pants right after you LOL! Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. African Bean Fart Adventures In The Jungle is something for young and old. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur... El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in the African jungle as he faces the most dangerous animals. He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile, and many more dangerous animals in the jungle and in the end there is only one animal that he feels save to be around with. The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Artistic Liana Salto Blaster * The Tears Gas Boom * The Gorilla Sound Cloud Effect and many more steamy Kenia bean blowing stories... See you inside where the bottom burping fun begins...
The Little Book Of Farts
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Author : Summersdale Publishers
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2024-06-13
The Little Book Of Farts written by Summersdale Publishers and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2024-06-13 with Humor categories.
Every fart is unique. From the ever-so-dainty Pipsqueak to the mighty window-frame-rattling Thunderclap, there's a whole world of bottom-burps to savour in this informative and revealing dictionary. Ranging from how to fart and get away with it to the worst places to fart, you'll realize you didn't know the first thing about flatulence!