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Jokes They Told Me
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Author : Athiqul Laskar
language : en
Publisher: iUniverse
Release Date : 2003-05-28
Jokes They Told Me written by Athiqul Laskar and has been published by iUniverse this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2003-05-28 with Fiction categories.
Dr. Athiqul H. Laskar is an author of international repute. He wrote several books. Most of his readers are research students ranging from the U.S.A to the Fareast and Europe. He has been a free-lancer, academician, lecturer and communications consultant. He had ambitions to write since his early teens, but his previous literary output was confined to magazine and feature articles for his local hometown publications only. Dr. Laskar's books are being red by half of the world populations today. He has written books on autobiography, sports psychology, and jokes. These jokes not only give you enjoyment but some sense of intelligence too. Some of his books have been adopted as textbooks of some of the US universities. Apart from creative writing skill he is a film actor, director, producer and a shrewd diplomat of good will. The United States army used his skills during his overseas service in Europe to put messages across German populations. Being a well-trained mountaineer with experience of scaling 27 peaks of ranges of Himalayas placed him among the top international mountaineering arenas. Dr. Athiqul H. Laskar was schooled at Italian Silesian Catholic Missionary's St. Anthony's school and college and raised in the in the abode of "Cachar - Manzil" family of Alhaj Usman A. Laskar & Mrs. Nurunnessa K. Laskar in a common environment in one of the hill stations of Shillong in eastern India to a pivotal position among his community.
Self Driving Car Jokes And More
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Author : Joe Dyson
language : en
Publisher: Lulu.com
Release Date : 2018-11-12
Self Driving Car Jokes And More written by Joe Dyson and has been published by Lulu.com this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-11-12 with Humor categories.
The King of the Dad Jokes expands to Self Driving Cars. Hang on tight!
The King Of The Dad Jokes
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Author : Joe Dyson
language : en
Publisher: Lulu.com
Release Date : 2015-02-08
The King Of The Dad Jokes written by Joe Dyson and has been published by Lulu.com this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-02-08 with Humor categories.
An article in The Huffington Post referred to Joe Dyson as "The King of the Dad Jokes" because of his 500 joke filled videos on his Youtube channel, "DysonShow500". Now, Joe is releasing many of those gags in his new joke book, "The King of the Dad Jokes. Let the laughing begin...
Funny Jokes For Friends And Family 2
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Author : Alan To
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date : 2017-04-16
Funny Jokes For Friends And Family 2 written by Alan To and has been published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-04-16 with categories.
HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! As they say, 'Happy is the best medicine to your body and mind'. And what better way to be happy than by reading funny jokes! Get this book NOW and read 100+ pages of Funny Short Stories and Funny Jokes. Do you want to: -Eliminate stress -Burn calories -Heal yourself -Bring joy to people around and -Most importantly, laugh your heart out! If yes, then this is the book for you. So make yourself at home or at school, relax, and get ready to be happy at our funny jokes collection Jokes for everyone - high quality and hilarious - this book is a must read! So what are you waiting for? Young readers will have a fun time sharing this funny collection of hilarious jokes with their friends and family! A great gift for everyone! Sample Jokes in the Book 1.Beauty And The Beast Once upon a time, there were a Beauty And The Beast living in a castle. One day, they have a snow fight but they are getting serious and they quarrelled about it. Belle: Your snow ball hit me so hard! Then she slapped his face. Beast: That's it! I have enough and I'm breaking up with you! Belle: Fine! Then your spell will never be broken. But before I'm gone, let me slap you one more time! Beast: Slap me again if you dare! Belle slaps him right away. Beast: Fine, you win! Since you listen to me, forgive you. Then The Beauty and The Beast are living happily together ever after. 2.What Are You Going To Do With A Broken Precious Vase Artist Merchant asks the job seeker: "Do you have any experience?" Job Seeker: "Oh, yes, I have." Artist Merchant: "Suppose we accidentally shattered a precious vase, what are you going to do?" Job Seeker: "I put the broken piece into one vase again, and when a rich customer came in, I put it in a proper place so that the customer accidentally breaks it again." Artist Merchant: "Well said, you are hired." 3.I Just Don't Want To Take The Risk There is a man who has a wife that would only complain day and night. One day, he and his wife came to Jerusalem for vacation. During the vacation, his wife suddenly died. The funeral agency said, "You can choose to spend $10,000 to send her body to your country or spend $100 to bury it in this land of Jerusalem." The man thought for a moment, and he would take her back home. The funeral agency asked him, "Why would you rather spend $10,000 for her to return home rather than burying her in this place and spend less money? I'm sure that you really love her" The man said, "A long time ago, a man was dead here, buried here, and after three days he was raised again." He continued, "I just don't want to take the risk..." 4.The Differences Between Terrorists and Women 1. Terrorists tell you exactly what they want but women always want you to guess what they want. 2. Terrorists will negotiate with you but you cannot negotiate with a woman. 3. Terrorists will kill hostage but women will not do so, they will only kidnap the hostage for life. 4. Terrorists can give you death but woman can make you live as if you were death. 5. When negotiating with terrorists, they may agree with lesser ransom. When negotiating with a woman, they always want more money. 6. In the negotiation, you may be able to find a bunch of people and police to catch terrorists but women will find a bunch of people and the police coming give you trouble.
Funny Jokes For Friends And Family 3
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Author : Alan To
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date : 2017-04-17
Funny Jokes For Friends And Family 3 written by Alan To and has been published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-04-17 with categories.
HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! As they say, 'Happy is the best medicine to your body and mind'. And what better way to be happy than by reading funny jokes! Get this book NOW and read Funny Short Stories and Funny Jokes. Do you want to - - Eliminate stress - Burn calories - Heal yourself - Bring joy to people around and - Most importantly, laugh your heart out! If yes, then this is the book for you. So make yourself at home or at school, relax, and get ready to be happy at our funny jokes collection Jokes for everyone - high quality and hilarious - this book is a must read! So what are you waiting for? Young readers will have a fun time sharing this funny collection of hilarious jokes with their friends and family! A great gift for everyone! Sample Jokes in the Book 1.The First Question of Donald Trump President of United States is most afraid of falling into the language trap when doing a public speech, so he always speaks with cautious. One day, Donald Trump visited Russia. At the airport, a reporter asked Donald Trump, 'Do you want to go to the nightclub?' Donald Trump is very smart and replied this question with another question: 'Is there any nightclub in Russia?' In the next morning, the headline of the newspaper is: "The first question of Donald Trump that he asked when he arrived Russia: 'Is there any nightclub in Russia?' " 2.One Wish For Three People One day, three people went to the cliff and they met a genie! The genie grants each of them a wish, only if they jump down the cliff while making their wish. The sea is next to the cliff, so it is safe for them to jump down. The first man jumped down and shouted, 'Money! Money!' When he landed, he has money all over his body. The second man jumped down and shouted, 'Gold! Gold!' When he landed, he has gold all over his body. The third man saw that he could not wait to jump down, but unfortunately he was caught by the branches on the way. He shouted, 'Oh! Shit!' In the end, he has shit all over his body. 3.Who Fart on Bus? In the morning, the bus was crowded with people. Someone secretly farts and farts again and it smells so badly, and the passengers cannot move away. Everyone wants to find out this guy and kick him out of the bus, but no one knows who farts. Finally, the driver said, 'Hey! The farting guy! You have not paid the fare yet!' Bob replied. 'Yes, I have paid the fare!' and then he was kicked out of the bus. 4.A Great Prophet There was a place that has no rain for three year. A desperate farmer came to ask the prophet, 'When will it rain?' The prophet gave him an envelop and said, 'This is a secret, and do not reveal it until the time comes. The time will come when you see rain in the sky, then and only then the secret is for you to reveal.' Three days later, it began to rain, and the farmer remembered what the prophet has said, and took out the envelop and opened it. It is written: "It's raining today." The farmer was shocked and said, 'His prophecy comes true! He is really a great prophet!' The Fatal Food One day, a famous nutritionist gave a speech to a large audience in Chicago. "The things we eat that goes into our stomach are enough to kill the majority of people here: the meat is terrible and the vegetables are terrible, and no one of us is aware of the bacteria that are present in the drinking water, and out of all, there is one food that is the most dangerous to our health, but we all have to eat it someday, who can tell me what the fatal food I am talking about? Anyone? The gentleman of the first row, please tell me your answer." The man bowed his head and replied, "A Wedding Cake."
The Tichborne Romance
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Author : Arthur Orton
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1871
The Tichborne Romance written by Arthur Orton and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1871 with Ejectment categories.
Life S A Joke
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Author : Dr. J. T. Dock Houk
language : en
Publisher: Dorrance Publishing
Release Date : 2015-12-17
Life S A Joke written by Dr. J. T. Dock Houk and has been published by Dorrance Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-12-17 with Humor categories.
Sometimes life hands you lemons. In this collection of jokes, autobiography, and personal philosophy, author and businessman Dr. J. T. Dock Houk makes an ocean of lemonade. Life’s a Joke compiles four books – “It’s All About Me,” “My Life with a Girl,” “Kids and Pets,” and “Life Around Us” – recounting 1,162 jokes, funny anecdotes, and descriptions of Sunday morning comics, clippings of which Dock has been collecting for an incredible amount of decades. As the author writes, “What I mean to convey by saying ‘life is a joke’ is that humor has helped me over some of the rough spots by showing me a side of life that either explains what I am feeling, or gives me a glimpse of something I also see. Humor, whose visual expression is often a joke, makes me smile or even laugh out loud. And sometimes, if you don’t laugh, you might cry.” So crack open Life’s a Joke and crack a smile. You might learn a little wisdom – but if not, at least you’ll get a laugh
Parliamentary Papers
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Author : Great Britain. Parliament. House of Commons
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1881
Parliamentary Papers written by Great Britain. Parliament. House of Commons and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1881 with Bills, Legislative categories.
400 Jokes You Can Tell Anybody
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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2015-10-27
400 Jokes You Can Tell Anybody written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-10-27 with Humor categories.
There are actually over 500 jokes for you in this little book. Because some of the jokes are one-liners and definitions, I made up for that by putting in a few extras for you. I have also provided a table of contents so you can easily find your favourites. There are no cuss words in these jokes so you can tell them to just about anybody. The reason you may not want to tell them all to everybody is that the subject material itself may not be appropriate to tell some people. You've got to pick the right room. Timing is everything. As my dear mother loved to tell me, "Don't be a schmuck dear!" Every one of these jokes has been word-smithed and battle-tested in front of real, live humans in order to help you get the most laugh mileage from them when you tell them to your friends, relatives, clients or fellow workers. The rest must come from you. Feel free to customize the material to fit the situation and when you tell the joke... get into it; in other words... sell it! People will appreciate the effort you make and you'll get a lot more laughs. And don't forget... the punch line goes at the end.
Hilarious Jokes You Can Tell Anywhere
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Author : Silvio Famularo
language : en
Publisher: Strategic Book Publishing
Release Date : 2011-08
Hilarious Jokes You Can Tell Anywhere written by Silvio Famularo and has been published by Strategic Book Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-08 with Humor categories.
This amazing collection of Hilarious Jokes You Can Tell Anywhere has been culled by author Silvio Famularo over a lifetime. The 74-year-old comedian proudly presents the finest of the thousands of clean jokes he has heard over the years, most of which have been embellished by his skill at eliciting the maximum humor from each yarn. A good many of the jokes have been adapted, rephrased and given twists so that they reflect my own personal style. This is particularly the case with the Italian jokes, most of which were not really Italian jokes when first related to me. I turned them into Italian jokes because I thought they sounded funnier told with a foreign accent. Did you hear the one about ...About the Author: Silvio Famularo lives in Wellington, New Zealand. I like to make people laugh. My greatest inspiration comes from Jesus Christ, whose message is to love one another. I believe that whatever we do, it should be done in such a way as to benefit others. His next book is titled The Importance of Laughter for Health and Happiness. Publisher's website: http: //sbpra.com/SilvioFamular