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Santa Farts
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Author : J. B. O'Neil
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date : 2013-11-21
Santa Farts written by J. B. O'Neil and has been published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-11-21 with Flatulence categories.
" It's been a crazy holiday for Milo Snotrocket, the funniest farting boy in the world! On Christmas eve, Milo actually sees Santa Claus outside his window ... and then things go terribly, horribly wrong." -- Amazon.
Funny Holiday Santa Fart Jokes Christmas Book For Kids Kid Christmas Calender With Farts
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Author : T. J. Gusman
language : en
Publisher: Infinityou
Release Date : 2018-09-04
Funny Holiday Santa Fart Jokes Christmas Book For Kids Kid Christmas Calender With Farts written by T. J. Gusman and has been published by Infinityou this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-09-04 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Kids just love this "Funny Holiday & Santa Fart Jokes Christmas Book For Kids - Kid Christmas Calender With Farts" holiday season book calendar. Kids also do enjoy a good laugh on Santa, Reindeers, Bells, Elfs & other Holiday Cheer especially if they can enjoy celebrating their own way. Some kids love the more traditional countdown calendars while the cool kids know that there is only one way to countdown to Christmas and that is the farty way! countdown calendars that their parents have been giving them for years. This countdown fart Christmas calendar is only for the cool kids (no wussies allowed) because if it is not a fart calendar it is just a calendar. This holiday season will become so much more fun & exciting because this smelly Christmas countdown calendar offers 25 hilarious farty Christmas carols that are even fun to read out loud. These rhyming Christmas fart poetry pieces will definitely make your kids LOL and bring some sparky Holiday cheer into your home! Your kid will love to open up these 25 fart surprise doors one per day and counting down to Christmas day the fun & farty way! The Holiday season has never been funnier, more hilarious, and more fart intensive than this year! If you are searching for a Christmas ebook, particularly a Christmas ebook that rhymes and has fun fart Christmas illustrations in it, and is about counting down from less intensive fart surprise to the most intensive fart surprise that is going to happen as Christmas day approaches, then you have come to the right place. Get The First Farting Advent Calendar for your kids right now at the very low introductory price. By the way, if your kids love Dr. Seuss type rhyming picture books, your kids are definitely qualifying for the Farting Advent Calendar because they will just love it! Your kids just can't wait to open the next door! Your kids are going to have so much fun counting down to Christmas and you can thank Timmie, Randolph, and Hawk later! Make sure to only give this to your kids on the 1st day of December. They can only open one door per day otherwise the fun is going to be ruined! Pick up this hilariously smelly holiday fart joke book & laugh down to Christmas day the farty way together with your children because this is fun for the whole family...
Fart Calendar Advent Calendar For Kids With Santa Farts
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Author : Timmie Guzzmann
language : en
Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC
Release Date : 2014-08-20
Fart Calendar Advent Calendar For Kids With Santa Farts written by Timmie Guzzmann and has been published by Speedy Publishing LLC this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-08-20 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Fart Calendar: Advent Calendar For Kids With Santa Farts Advent Calendar 2014 - 25 Christmas Carol For Kids He just recently found out about his own fart powers (yes he somehow turned from a normal boy into a fart boy!) that somehow must have been transmitted over to him via some weird transformation, aliens, or some extraterrestrial and/or unhuman powers. Timmie assumes that this event is somehow connected to his winning streak during the fart skateboard competition where El Ninjo, his farty dog, was still the one who made the skateboarding powered by Ninja Farts a reality. Timmie remembers a weird dream that he experienced during this competition and somehow his dreams became reality. Who knows maybe El Ninjo is transmitting the powers over to him which is a pretty scary thought because that would make El Ninjo a non unearthly dog! All Timmie knows is that this must have happened in China or Tokio where the universal energies of Martial Arts kept hitting him the most. Anyways, this is material is reserved for a future fart story because all Timmie Guzzmann can think about is the urge to countdown to Christmas the coolest way. It is not up to him to fully understand what has happened to him, but he knows that he can control his own destiny with farts. All he cares for right now is that some invisible powers must have heard his prayers and made his dreams and wishes become a crazy reality over Christmas time. Timmie won't give you more hints because he does not want to ruin the fun for everybody: Here is just a short snapshot of the fart doors that you'll want to open on each new December day and as you are counting down to Christmas day! Following him & count down to Christmas: * Christmas Countdown Fart 7: Not For The Faint Of Heart * Christmas Countdown Fart 9: Pumpernickel Pungent Fart Recipe * Christmas Countdown Fart 11: Ziplock Bag Fart Recipe * Christmas Countdown Fart 22: Epic Sorbitol Christmas Mints more...
Santa Claus Heard A Fart
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Author : Olaf Falafel
language : en
Publisher: HarperCollins Children's Books
Release Date : 2020-09-08
Santa Claus Heard A Fart written by Olaf Falafel and has been published by HarperCollins Children's Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-09-08 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Santa S Tooting Tooshie
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Author : Humor Heals Us
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-12-02
Santa S Tooting Tooshie written by Humor Heals Us and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-12-02 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
Santa uses his tooting tooshie to deliver presents Christmas Eve. Celebrate this winter with a new classic story to share and laugh with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Farting Adventures book series celebrates the value of laughter. Perfect for kids and adults ages 0-100. Farting Adventures books to date: Taylor the Tooting Turkey, Frank the Farting Flamingo, Taylor the Tooting Turkey and the Tooting Wars, Artsy Fartsy the Penguin and the Farting Wars, Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin, and Fritz the Farting Reindeer.
The Farting Santa
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Author : Charlene Mackesy
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2021-11-08
The Farting Santa written by Charlene Mackesy and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-11-08 with categories.
The Farting Santa: A Funny Read Aloud Picture Book For Kids And Adults About Father Christmas Farts and Toots Christmas Book For Kids (Stocking Stuffers for Kids) This Hilarious Read aloud Story For Kids, highlights the secret life of Santa and the farts he produces from his bum. A beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. A Great Stocking Stuffers Christmas Gifts For Kids! Tags: Christmas books for kids, Christmas board book, Christmas books for toddlers, Christmas books for kids 8-12, white elephant gifts for adults, white elephant gifts, white elephant, white elephant book, white elephant gifts under 10 dollars, stocking stuffers for men, stocking stuffers, stocking stuffers for women, stocking stuffers for kids 8-12, stocking stuffers for kids, stocking stuffers for teens, stocking stuffers for adults, stocking stuffers for toddlers
The Farting Santa
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Author : Drew Dally
language : en
Publisher: Stocking Stuffers
Release Date : 2022-10-03
The Farting Santa written by Drew Dally and has been published by Stocking Stuffers this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-10-03 with categories.
The Day My Fart Followed Santa Up The Chimney
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Author : Ben Jackson
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2016-11-19
The Day My Fart Followed Santa Up The Chimney written by Ben Jackson and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-11-19 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
The Day My Fart Followed Santa Up The Chimney is a beautifully illustrated journey of Timmy's best friend the Little Fart and Santa Clause as they help deliver presents and spread happiness and joy. There's always plenty of laughter and giggles as the Little Fart attempts to help the only way he knows how.
Santatoot
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Author : John Mashni
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2021-11-15
Santatoot written by John Mashni and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-11-15 with categories.
What's the best way to guarantee Santa visits your house? Fill the entire living room with cookies, candy, cupcakes, and sweets until the pile reaches the ceiling! Add in mom's irresistible bean dip and Santa's night is perfect - well, almost perfect. Santa comes down the chimney but hilariously gets stuck going back up. Eventually, though, Santa's toots clear the path. But will Santa still have time to visit every house? Find out how one girl - and some flatulence - save Christmas!From the creator of the hilarious, CinderToot: A Cinderella Tooting Tale, this fun story brings new joy - and smells - to the Santa story.
Santa Farted
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Author : Rebecca Calabrese
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2021-11-05
Santa Farted written by Rebecca Calabrese and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-11-05 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
With just one night to deliver all these presents, Santa can't afford delays. His one weakness is milk and cookies. Ignoring Rudolfs warning Santa ends up in a bit of trouble. His tummy grumbling he continues on his mission but he can't ignore the result of hs eating too many cookies and having too much milk for long. With a chain reaction of events Santa might just get caught out.