Santa Lost His Pants
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The Night Santa Lost His Pants
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Author : David Lorah
language : en
Publisher: AuthorHouse
Release Date : 2007-11
The Night Santa Lost His Pants written by David Lorah and has been published by AuthorHouse this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-11 with categories.
"Santa was dreadfully embarrassed the night he lost his pants and Mrs. Claus was horrified when he arrived home pants-less"--Back cover.
Santa Lost His Pants
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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2019
Santa Lost His Pants written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019 with categories.
Where Are Santa S Pants
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Author : Richard Merritt
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2012-08
Where Are Santa S Pants written by Richard Merritt and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-08 with Maze puzzles categories.
The hunt is on to find Santa's pants before Christmas! Have you decorated the tree? Wrapped the presents and sent the cards? Good - because now you have to find Santa's pants! Christmas can't go ahead if Santa's got no pants, so drop the baubles, forget the carols and join the worldwide search. There is a different pair of pants on every spread. And that's not all! Santa's reindeer are so embarrassed they have started behaving strangely. Find all eight reindeer on every page, round them up and send them back to the North Pole in time for Christmas! And don't forget to look for the lucky sixpence. There's one on every page.
Can You Find Santa S Pants
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Author : Becky Davies
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-10
Can You Find Santa S Pants written by Becky Davies and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-10 with categories.
It's Christmas Eve, and Santa's putting on his snuggly red suit. But hang on... WHERE ARE SANTA'S PANTS? He can't deliver Christmas with a bare bottom! Search through mounds of mistletoe and piles of presents to find Santa's underwear and save Christmas! A rhyming Christmas caper - guaranteed to get you giggling!
How Santa Lost His Jollies
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Author : Deborah Reis
language : en
Publisher: Deborah Reis
Release Date : 2011-05-05
How Santa Lost His Jollies written by Deborah Reis and has been published by Deborah Reis this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-05-05 with Humor categories.
Brimming with laugh-out-loud Santa stories, How Santa Lost His Jollies is a humorous take on Santa "events" from around the globe, from Santa gropers, to flying Santas (Elvis impersonators), to patented Santa traps, and of course, the usual kids (naughty) with their Santa-defying tricks. Drawn from genuine, and documented, news articles, How Santa Lost His Jollies reveals the trial and tribulations- even dangerous situations -endured by today's Santa. Well, not the real Santa, but those jolly old elves who work the trade for dollars. Admittedly, it was one dark and dismal Christmas Eve when in a desperate attempt to ignite my own holiday spirit, I resorted to dredging up Santa-in-the-news events off the internet. It wasn't long before I found myself laughing out loud. Therein lies the beginning of How Santa Lost His Jollies -- as well as the crummy feeling one gets upon discovering that the guy who delivered your first bicycle is right now busy getting his nose bloodied and a couple of eyes seriously discolored in a back alley, one quite possibly located near you. Santa stories, like all holiday stories, are meant to be shared. Accordingly, each Santa news event has been reconfigured to include a short multiple-choice quiz designed to keep both grinches and guests engaged and amused. You already know the scene: Christmas day; cooks in the kitchen; kids squabbling over noisy, blinking toys; teenagers tying up the TV with noisier, electronic games; guys swapping fish stories; and the self-appointed in-law joke-teller laughing at his own dirty jokes. Time to open How Santa Lost His Jollies, assign the family grinch to read the stories out loud and let the cooks, kids, and by now slightly inebriated men-folk guess the punch lines. Only right answers count.
Santa S Pants
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Author : Knife
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2009-10-01
Santa S Pants written by Knife and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-10-01 with Santa Claus categories.
An unprecedented behind-the-scenes exclusive with Santa from his Lapland residence. All those FAQs finally answered - with more Did You Knows? than any reader would actually want to know, like how many pairs of musical pants does Santa own, and just how long does Rudolph spend in the shower?
Where S Santa S Pants
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Author : Keith Paul Alderson
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2015-08-04
Where S Santa S Pants written by Keith Paul Alderson and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-08-04 with categories.
Where's Santa's Pants?, is a modern day classic Christmas story full of humor, unexpected situations, and a must read ending! Kid's and adults alike will enjoy the funny story and the unique illustrations.It's okay to laugh at Santa, you will still get presents for Christmas......I hope!
Santa S Pants Are Falling Down
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Author : Barbara Rittenhouse
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2004
Santa S Pants Are Falling Down written by Barbara Rittenhouse and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2004 with Children's songs categories.
Jeannie Out Of The Bottle
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Author : Barbara Eden
language : en
Publisher: Crown Archetype
Release Date : 2011-04-05
Jeannie Out Of The Bottle written by Barbara Eden and has been published by Crown Archetype this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-04-05 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
A magical, heartwarming memoir from one of Hollywood’s most beloved actresses, best known for her iconic role on I Dream of Jeannie The landmark NBC hit television series I Dream of Jeannie has delighted generations of audiences and inspired untold numbers of teenage crushes on its beautiful blond star, Barbara Eden, for decades. Part pristine Hollywood princess and part classic bombshell, with innocence, strength, and comedic talent to spare, Barbara finally lets Jeannie out of her bottle to tell her whole story. Jeannie Out of the Bottle takes us behind the scenes of I Dream of Jeannie as well as Barbara’s dozens of other stage, movie, television, and live concert performances. We follow her from the hungry years when she was a struggling studio contract player at 20th Century Fox through difficult weeks trying to survive as a chorus girl at Ciro’s Sunset Strip supper club, from a stint as Johnny Carson’s sidekick on live TV to tangling on-screen and off with some of Hollywood’s most desirable leading men, including Elvis Presley, Clint Eastwood, Paul Newman, and Warren Beatty. From the ups and downs of her relationship with her Jeannie co-star Larry Hagman to a touching meeting with an exquisite and vulnerable Marilyn Monroe at the twilight of her career, readers join Barbara on a thrilling journey through her five decades in Hollywood. But Barbara’s story is also an intimate and honest memoir of personal tragedy: a stillborn child with her first husband, Michael Ansara; a verbally abusive, drug-addicted second husband; the loss of her beloved mother; and the accidental heroin-induced death of her adult son, just months before his wedding. With candor and poignancy, Barbara reflects on the challenges she has faced, as well as the joys she has experienced and how she has maintained her humor, optimism, and inimitable Jeannie magic throughout the roller-coaster ride of a truly memorable life. Illustrated with sixteen pages of photographs, including candid family pictures and rare publicity stills, Jeannie Out of the Bottle is a must-have for every fan, old and new.
Santa Pooped In His Pants On Halloween
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Author : Sathi Naidoo
language : en
Publisher: Independently Published
Release Date : 2021-10-19
Santa Pooped In His Pants On Halloween written by Sathi Naidoo and has been published by Independently Published this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-10-19 with categories.
A Halloween party goes from spooky to stinky when Santa learns he's not so brave after all... Parents, your child will love this silly story of what happens when Santa goes to a spooky party. When a prank goes wrong, Santa drinks the wrong beverage and winds up very unlike his typical self. Perfect for getting your child in the holiday spirit and bringing laughter, this book is sure to become an instant classic and well-loved favorite in your home! This silly fun illustrated book also makes a great gift! Instill a love of reading in your child with this comedic holiday read that'll have the whole family rolling with laughter!