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Santa S Eleven Months Off
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Author : Mike Reiss
language : en
Publisher: Peachtree Publishing Company
Release Date : 2007
Santa S Eleven Months Off written by Mike Reiss and has been published by Peachtree Publishing Company this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Rhyming text reveals how Santa Claus spends his time off every year, such as trying his hand at sumo wrestling and taking a class called "Elf Esteem."
Santa Responds
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Author : Santa Claus
language : en
Publisher: Running Press
Release Date : 2008-09-23
Santa Responds written by Santa Claus and has been published by Running Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-09-23 with Humor categories.
Ever wonder what Santa does with all those letters? (And all those cookies?) After a particularly long, cold night staring at nine smelly reindeer butts, the old man lets loose with the real answers to those stupid, whiny, hard-to-read letters from kids. Turns out, we really do get what we deserve. Dear Billy, I know you honestly believe that the good deeds you rattled off represent your behavior for the entire past year rather than the activities that occurred during the two hours leading up to the writing of this letter. Two hours of good behavior hardly justifies a new Playstation, let alone a trip to Disney World!! Your pal, Santa
The Usual Santas A Collection Of Soho Crime Christmas Capers
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language : en
Publisher: Soho Press
Release Date : 2017-10-24
The Usual Santas A Collection Of Soho Crime Christmas Capers written by and has been published by Soho Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-10-24 with Fiction categories.
Finally: the perfect stocking stuffer for the crime fiction lover in your life! With a foreword by CWA Diamond Award-winner Peter Lovesey, these eighteen delightful holiday stories by your favorite Soho Crime authors contain laughs, murders, and plenty more. This captivating collection, which features bestselling and award-winning authors, contains laughs aplenty, the most hardboiled of holiday noir, and heartwarming reminders of the spirit of the season. Nine mall Santas must find the imposter among them. An elderly lady seeks peace from her murderously loud neighbors at Christmastime. A young woman receives a mysterious invitation to Christmas dinner with a stranger. Niccolò Machiavelli sets out to save an Italian city. Sherlock Holmes’s one-time nemesis Irene Adler finds herself in an unexpected tangle in Paris while on a routine espionage assignment. Jane Austen searches for the Dowager Duchess of Wilborough’s stolen diamonds. These and other adventures in this delectable volume will whisk readers away to Christmases around the globe, from a Korean War POW camp to a Copenhagen refugee squat, from a palatial hotel in 1920s Bombay to a crumbling mansion in Havana. Includes Stories By (In Order of Appearance): Helene Tursten, Mick Herron, Martin Limón, Timothy Hallinan, Teresa Dovalpage, Mette Ivie Harrison, Colin Cotterill, Ed Lin, Stuart Neville, Tod Goldberg, Henry Chang, James R. Benn, Lene Kaaberbøl & Agnete Friis, Sujata Massey, Gary Corby, Cara Black, Stephanie Barron and a Foreword and story by Peter Lovesey.
Surf Diva
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Author : Izzy Tihanyi
language : en
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Release Date : 2005
Surf Diva written by Izzy Tihanyi and has been published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2005 with Sports & Recreation categories.
The founders of a surf school for women provide both a practical how-to guide to the sport of surfing and a witty look at the surfing lifestyle, integrating advice from professional surfers and tips on how to stay safe while having fun.
Santa S Time Off
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Author : Bill Maynard
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1997
Santa S Time Off written by Bill Maynard and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1997 with Children's poetry, American categories.
When he's not delivering toys, Santa enjoys sailing, cooking, bowling, and other activities.
The Ethics And Politics Of Pornography
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Author : D. Rose
language : en
Publisher: Springer
Release Date : 2013-09-24
The Ethics And Politics Of Pornography written by D. Rose and has been published by Springer this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-09-24 with Philosophy categories.
Pornography is seen as morally problematic for a variety of reasons: coercion, exploitation, harm and the promulgation of inequality. The book looks at various ethical and political discussions concerning the production, exchange and consumption of pornography to propose a radical new approach centering on the concept of objectification.
The Horn Book Guide To Children S And Young Adult Books
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language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2008
The Horn Book Guide To Children S And Young Adult Books written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008 with Children's literature categories.
Fat Funny
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Author : Michael Supe Granda
language : en
Publisher: AuthorHouse
Release Date : 2022-06-22
Fat Funny written by Michael Supe Granda and has been published by AuthorHouse this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-06-22 with Humor categories.
“Not every old man turns into Walter Matthau or Jack Lemmon. Grumpy is not an option, here”, cites the author. “Many old men enjoy being funny, old guys, who like to laugh a lot and jolly about”. If any of this pertains to you, you’ve come to the right place. Read on. There are only two requirements to being a professional Santa Claus: 1) be fat and 2) be funny. If you can check these two boxes - and you’re an old, chunky guy with a white beard – it’s possible to make a little extra cash for your holidays. You will also have a whole lot of fun. If any of this rings true with you, read on. This gig is quite seasonal. On Dec. 26, it’s over. Then, you go on an eleven-month vacation, until next Thanksgiving. You will read about large, drunken, corporate bashes in fancy restaurants. You’ll read about small, intimate family gatherings around the fireplace. Both are wonderfully festive, in their own ways. You will read about impromptu encounters in the frozen food section of the grocery store, as well as the parking lot of the post office. You will read about the ‘ups’ (cheerful children, wanting new bikes) and the ‘downs’ (saddened children, wanting their parents to stop fighting). You will read about sparkling kids. You’ll read about obnoxious adults. For the past decade, Supe has portrayed Santa, treating it as a legitimate, lucrative gig. Here, he shares many of the nice (as well as, not so nice) things he’s seen with his mirror-image view through Kringle’s eyeglasses. Many times, he sees you before you see him. But, if ‘you’ want to try your hand at being ‘him’ - and you want to take it seriously - it’s a cool and rewarding side job. Read on, prancer. Read on, comet. Read on, reader.
Shifty Mcgifty And Slippery Sam
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Author : Tracey Corderoy
language : en
Publisher: Nosy Crow
Release Date : 2020-05-10
Shifty Mcgifty And Slippery Sam written by Tracey Corderoy and has been published by Nosy Crow this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-05-10 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Shifty McGifty and Slippery Sam are the world's most useless burglars, and their new master plan for a robbery is going hopelessly wrong! Will their neighbours catch them red-handed? Shifty McGifty and Slippery Sam are two hapless robber dogs who can never seem to fill their swag bags. They've tried the bank, the bookshop, the bike shop . . . and even a plot to rob their neighbours is foiled! But when they decide on a career change and open up a café they realize that, although crime doesn't pay, cupcakes certainly do! Join the fun in this hilarious rhyming picture book adventure. Shifty McGifty and Slippery Sam is a hugely successful, action-packed series about two baker-dogs who used to be robbers, but now solve mysteries and sniff out crimes! Tracey Corderoy is a multi-award-winning author and has written over 70 books for children including collaborations with Rosalind Beardshaw and Sarah Massini. Steven Lenton has created many books with Tracey Corderoy and also illustrates books by David Baddiel, Frank Cottrell-Boyce and Peter Bently. His books have won awards such as the Sainsbury's Children's Book Award and have been selected for the WHSmith Children's Book of the Year and Tom Fletcher Book Club. Every Nosy Crow paperback picture book comes with a free "Stories Aloud" audio recording. Just scan the QR code and listen along! Read all the Shifty and Sam picture book adventures: Shifty McGifty and Slippery Sam Shifty McGifty and Slippery Sam: The Cat Burglar Shifty McGifty and Slippery Sam: The Diamond Chase Shifty McGifty and Slippery Sam: The Missing Masterpiece Have you read Shifty and Sam's two-colour early readers? Shifty McGifty and Slippery Sam: Jingle Bells! Shifty McGifty and Slippery Sam: Up, Up and Away! Shifty McGifty and Slippery Sam: The Spooky School Shifty McGifty and Slippery Sam: The Aliens Are Coming!
School Library Journal
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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2008-04
School Library Journal written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-04 with Children's libraries categories.