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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2012-01-30
The Best Ever Book Of New Zealander Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-01-30 with Humor categories.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of New Zealand jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of New Zealand Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of New Zealand Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one New Zealand joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many New Zealand jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Kiwis wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Kiwi and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Kiwi brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Kiwi who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Kiwis laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
The Best Ever Book Of New Zealand Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Release Date : 2012-01-30
The Best Ever Book Of New Zealand Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by Createspace Independent Pub this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-01-30 with Humor categories.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, Norwegian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of New Zealand jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of New Zealand Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Iranian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one New Zealander joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Iranian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do New Zealanders wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an New Zealander and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The New Zealander brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the New Zealander who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do New Zealanders laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
501 Great Kiwi Jokes
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language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2011-06
501 Great Kiwi Jokes written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-06 with New Zealand wit and humor categories.
Laughter is the best medicine, they say, so what better way to support the Cure Kids foundation than with a joke book? Why did the kiwi sit on the clock? So he would be on time! With 500 more hilarious jokes inside, this is a book that will keep Kiwi kids and adults laughing for hours. And what's more, it's homegrown! This joke book is a way to support Cure Kids, the charity that gives children who live with an illness the opportunity to step back and just enjoy life, and funds research into life-threatening childhood illnesses. This joke book embraces Cure Kids' aim to have fun raising funds. Scholastic New Zealand is proud to donate all royalties from sales to this worthy cause.
Penguin Adults Only Kiwi Joke Book
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Author : Gordon Kerr
language : en
Publisher: Penguin Books
Release Date : 2006-08
Penguin Adults Only Kiwi Joke Book written by Gordon Kerr and has been published by Penguin Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2006-08 with New Zealand wit and humor categories.
Strap on your seat belt for the ultimate ride through the world of bad taste! Be prepared to be offended as you laugh out loud at the best (and worst) adults-only jokes around. Something to offend everyone!
The Biggest Joke Book Ever
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Author : Jack Jacoby
language : en
Publisher: Trafford Publishing
Release Date : 2008-09
The Biggest Joke Book Ever written by Jack Jacoby and has been published by Trafford Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-09 with Humor categories.
An amazing collection of thousands of jokes - great for any occasions or just to get a great belly-laugh.
The Unofficial Joke Book Of Sydney
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Author : Comp. Kuldeep Saluja
language : en
Publisher: Diamond Pocket Books (P) Ltd.
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The Very Embarrassing Book Of Dad Jokes
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Author : Ian Allen
language : en
Publisher: Portico
Release Date : 2013-08-08
The Very Embarrassing Book Of Dad Jokes written by Ian Allen and has been published by Portico this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-08-08 with Humor categories.
Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that ‘it’s in the way that you tell them’, Dads – for the best part of forever – have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it’s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say – jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers – but don’t tell your dad that, it’ll only encourage him!
Tall Tales From The Top
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language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1987
Tall Tales From The Top written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1987 with New Zealand wit and humor categories.
The Funniest Joke Book Ever
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Author : Editors of Portable Press
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2016-05-01
The Funniest Joke Book Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-05-01 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
The Fool S Best Joke Book Volume 1
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Author : Neil Hutchison
language : en
Publisher: Proglen Trading Co., Ltd.
Release Date : 2014-03-28
The Fool S Best Joke Book Volume 1 written by Neil Hutchison and has been published by Proglen Trading Co., Ltd. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-03-28 with Humor categories.
Welcome to the world of humour. What makes human beings laugh can be broadly defined under three headings: someone else's misfortune, someone else's misunderstanding or someone else's stupidity. The keywords here are "someone else's" because, let's face it, most silly things are much funnier when they happen to someone else. Neil Hutchison, creator of The Fool in Paradise, has collected thousands of jokes, then catalogued and listed them in this first volume of the Fool's Best Jokes. Now the many fans of the Fool will not have to be told that the jokes will veer away from political correctness until they are travelling in the absolute opposite direction. Now, if you have never read any of the many books about the Fool be prepared to be shocked. This book is not recommended to be read in situations where others may report you for laughing and talking to yourself. It's not recommended for those of a more liberal bent, be it feminism or any other trendy ism. The author refuses to take responsibility for any medical problems that this book may engender in readers. Life is ShortBreak the Rules Forgive Quickly Love Truly Laugh Uncontrollably ... and ... Never Regret Anything That Made You Smile