The Book Of Farts
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The Big Book Of Farts
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Author : James Carlisle
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2016-11-21
The Big Book Of Farts written by James Carlisle and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-11-21 with Humor categories.
This wonderfully quirky, laugh out loud book is the PERFECT GIFT for FART lovers of all ages.
The Complete Book Of Farts
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Author : Alec Bromcie
language : en
Publisher: Penguin
Release Date : 2011-10-13
The Complete Book Of Farts written by Alec Bromcie and has been published by Penguin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-10-13 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
From the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet! flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n. Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich and varied guises. Every nation in the world has developed its own ripe and extensive vocabulary to express the function of farting. Qui a pété? (Who's farted?) the French would ask, while the Chinese have to Fon Pei Ha, the Germans furzen, and the Swedes to fisa. Farting is a universal fascination, and every generation of boys and young men seem to revel in all things farting. For everyone fascinated with farts (and you know who you are!) comes The Complete Book of Farts. Filled with hilarious, real-life experiences and stories (and a lot of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane), this is the perfect companion for all those who fart, and those who don't (or won't admit it). Now, in a single volume, readers will discover: history's greatest farters; recipes for fantastic farts; farting etiquette; farting vocabulary for world travelers; funniest farting jokes, limericks, and quips; true farting confessions; and much more! No other book on farting gives us as much information and hilarity as this year's best gift for every boy (of all ages!) in your life. While there might be other farting-book imitators, only The Complete Book of Farts is the ultimate guide to all things gaseous!
The Book Of Farts
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Author : Fred Clarke
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2012-10-26
The Book Of Farts written by Fred Clarke and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-10-26 with categories.
From the first sparks of life, farting has been an integral part of life. People fart, dogs fart, and even snails fart. For without this simple biological gift, the gas inside us would build and build and build until we simply exploded. Learn about the science and history of farting, as well as great fart you can perform, including: - The Fantasy Killer- The Break-Up Fart- The Preacher- The Flamethrower- and many, many morePlus, learn interesting facts such as what really inspired Beethoven's Fifth Symphony and why the Mona Lisa smiles.Illustrated by Rick Menard, former comic editor for National Lampoon.We hope this book will help you better understand the gift of farts and help you sprinkle your own little gifts throughout the world.
The Little Book Of Farts
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Author : Summersdale Publishers
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2024-06-13
The Little Book Of Farts written by Summersdale Publishers and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2024-06-13 with Humor categories.
Every fart is unique. From the ever-so-dainty Pipsqueak to the mighty window-frame-rattling Thunderclap, there's a whole world of bottom-burps to savour in this informative and revealing dictionary. Ranging from how to fart and get away with it to the worst places to fart, you'll realize you didn't know the first thing about flatulence!
The Complete Book Of Farts
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Author : Alec Bromcie
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2011
The Complete Book Of Farts written by Alec Bromcie and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011 with Flatulence categories.
The Little Book Of Farting
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Author : Alec Bromcie
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Pub
Release Date : 2002
The Little Book Of Farting written by Alec Bromcie and has been published by Andrews McMeel Pub this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2002 with Humor categories.
From the very first page, The Little Book of Farting proves that flatulence can be funny-and downright fascinating! For instance, did you know that the average man releases enough flatus in a day to blow up a small balloon' Or that farts can travel up to 50 feet and have been recorded to linger for up to 20 minutes' Did you know that vegetarians fart more than meat eaters' This little book is positively bursting with such fun facts, as well as farting etiquette tips, helpful translations for foreign farting, funny fart jokes and quotes, and a list of more than 75 euphemisms for cutting the cheese! No wonder it's sold nearly 100,000 copies in the U.K. in less than two years. The Little Book of Farting is a story that demands to be heard!If the littlest room in the house is your favorite place to be, then The Little Toilet Book will have you pinned to your seat to the very last page. Packed full of histories, jokes, poems, and even a helpful list of global toilet slang (Anyone need to use the Jakes, the boghouse, the throne, or the thunderbox'), this fascinating little volume manages to be engrossing without being gross. Sure to be a number-two best-seller!
The Little Book Of Farts
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Author : Steven Appleby
language : en
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
Release Date : 2006
The Little Book Of Farts written by Steven Appleby and has been published by Bloomsbury Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2006 with Flatulence categories.
Toot toot! Pip pip! BRAAPP!! Join Steven Appleby as he explores the language of farts in this multi-lingual and fully European book which includes farting in French, German and Spanish! DISCOVER the supercilious and pretentious f'Art, MARVEL at the totally silent 'secret service' fart and CRINGE at the mock-tudor suburban fart-effect fart. Not forgetting the Left Bank intellectual fart: I stink therefore I am. There's a fart here for everyone! Farting is a fact of life. It's ubiquitous. Something every living thing - baby, child, adult and even tortoise - does. Perhaps not insects - but then who knows? So let's embrace the humble fart and celebrate its glorious diversity.
Agnes And Her Amazing Orchid
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Author : Linda Locke
language : en
Publisher: Epigram Books
Release Date : 2018
Agnes And Her Amazing Orchid written by Linda Locke and has been published by Epigram Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
Nominated for the 2019 Singapore Book Awards, Best Children's Picture Book In the 1800s, a girl named Agnes Joaquim was passionate about plants. She even learned to grow cool-weather European vegetables in the tropical heat of Singapore. As she grew up, she collected many prizes for her plants. One day, after many trials and difficulty, she created a brand-new orchid. She showed it to an orchid expert named Henry Ridley, who officially named the flower the Vanda Miss Joaquim. This is the story of how one woman's ingenuity and determination created a flower that became world famous...and Singapore's National Flower in 1981. "Agnes and Her Amazing Orchid chronicles the remarkable journey of a brilliant horticulturist. An excellent introduction to our national flower, this wonderful book also provides a glimpse into the orchid breeding process. Singapore has a rich heritage in orchid cultivation, being one of the leading orchid hybridisation centres in the world. I hope this engaging story will inspire an interest in horticulture and botany amongst our children." —Kenneth Er, CEO of National Parks Board "A remarkable story of Agnes Joaquim’s passion for horticulture, whose interest in breeding orchids led her to become the first woman to breed a hybrid orchid – Singapore’s national flower the Vanda Miss Joaquim. Her story inspires us all to pursue our dreams." —Rosa Daniel, Deputy Secretary (Culture) Ministry of Culture, Community and Youth
F Is For Fart
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Author : Mrs Dealt It
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2019-06-05
F Is For Fart written by Mrs Dealt It and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-06-05 with categories.
This is a book about farts. Yes, farts. It's also about ABCs, rhymes, and animals - but it's mostly about farts, and making you and your loved ones laugh about farts. Each letter stands for an animal and is accompanied by a rhyme, which are all short and stinky - much like farts are stinky. We hope you think this book stinks in all the right ways.
Almost Everybody Farts
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Author : Marty Kelley
language : en
Publisher: Union Square & Co.
Release Date : 2020-02-28
Almost Everybody Farts written by Marty Kelley and has been published by Union Square & Co. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-02-28 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)