The Funny Parenting Book
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The Funny Parenting Book
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Author : Tami Delarwelle
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-02-28
The Funny Parenting Book written by Tami Delarwelle and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-02-28 with categories.
When raising kids you'll experience moments where you'll think to yourself, "Myself, why did I have kids?"Some of them will leave you wondering why you're not getting into a running car in the garage with the door closed.Kids do and say some of the funniest stuff you've ever heard. The Funny Parenting Book details funny experiences nobody told you about that you're guaranteed to encounter as a parent.These truths are Universal among raising children. We guarantee you'll be saying, "Yep I saw that coming." after reading The Funny Parenting Book.
One Third Nerd
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Author : Gennifer Choldenko
language : en
Publisher: Wendy Lamb Books
Release Date : 2019-01-29
One Third Nerd written by Gennifer Choldenko and has been published by Wendy Lamb Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-01-29 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
A funny, fast-paced, and heartfelt story from the Newbery Honor-winning author of the Al Capone series. Fifth grade is not for amateurs, according to Liam. Luckily, he knows that being more than one-third nerd is not cool. Liam lives in the Bay area near San Francisco with his mom and two younger sisters. Dakota is fascinated by science and has a big personality but struggles to make friends; Izzy, a child with Down syndrome, makes friends easily and notices things that go past everyone else. Dad lives across town, but he's over a lot. And then there's Cupcake, their lovable German shepherd, who guards their basement apartment. Recently, Cupcake has a problem--she's peeing in the house. The kids need to make enough money to take her to the vet before their landlord upstairs finds out. And Mom and Dad have said if Cupcake doesn't stop, they will find her a new home. But the kids will never let Cupcake go. Can they save her?
Dummy
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Author : Matt Coyne
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2017-04-20
Dummy written by Matt Coyne and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-04-20 with Family & Relationships categories.
**THE SUNDAY TIMES TOP 10 BESTSELLER** 'The night before Charlie was born I had this dream. I dreamt that I was a soldier, riding into battle ... completely naked, and on the back of a large, inflatable duck.' Matt Coyne has become a hero for thousands of parents everywhere who are devoted followers of his popular blog, Man vs Baby. This is his book, and it is not your average parenting tome. It's packed with completely impractical advice for the bewildered new mum or dad - stuff you won't find anywhere else: from 'Profanity Bingo' for labour to a categorisation of various nappy disasters. But, more than that, it is the story of how becoming a parent is a kind of beautiful insanity - a thing that changes you. Above all, Dummy will keep you laughing through the exhaustion, the mystery and the madness of bringing up your own children. This is the parenting book for real people. Raves for Matt Coyne and Dummy: 'A hero for dads everywhere' Daily Mirror 'Very, Very funny' Phillip Schofield, This Morning 'Hilarious but accurate account of finding your feet as a parent. Matt Coyne's post has struck a chord with parents from all over the world' Daily Mail 'Brutally honest rant on the reality of parenthood has taken the internet by storm' Sunday Telegraph
Mommy Didn T Say That
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Author : Allison McGill
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-02
Mommy Didn T Say That written by Allison McGill and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-02 with categories.
Sh Tty Mum
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Author : Mary Ann Zoellner
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2012-09-13
Sh Tty Mum written by Mary Ann Zoellner and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-09-13 with Family & Relationships categories.
Children. They want everything and they want it now. They don't care about killing your sex life or the way they add six inches to the length of your breasts, and they sure as hell don't give a sh*t that you only slept four hours last night. Any person, physical need or dream that takes you away from them for even five seconds is their natural enemy and must be crushed with loud, endless cries. This book is about how to survive babies, and what they grow into: children. It's about shortcuts and parenting with 40% effort. You'll learn how to ignore, avoid, threaten and lie in easy-to-skim-while-locked-in-the-bathroom mini-chapters, plus valuable 'How to Fake it' tips to help you through those days when there isn't enough sh*tty advice in the world. We get you. We get your little dictators. And we can help.
Parenting Is Easy
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Author : Sara Given
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2015-10-06
Parenting Is Easy written by Sara Given and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-10-06 with Humor categories.
Imagine a world where pregnant women are always upbeat and glowing, newborns sleep on cue, toddlers love to have their teeth brushed, and teenagers gaze adoringly at their parents. Impossible, you say? Not according to advertisers who flood the web with stock photos of perfect parents and children. They’d have you believe that parenting is a piece of cake, and every significant moment of family life takes place on a spotless white couch. So when Sara Given, a real mother of a real toddler, saw a picture of a radiant new mother in a cute little sundress breastfeeding her newborn in the middle of a golf course, she finally had enough. She launched a Tumblr, which is now visited by tens of thousands of new parents looking for a daily pick-me-up. Because what better way is there to deal with the stress and strain of being a new parent than laughter? The perfect gift of cheer and solidarity, Parenting Is Easy exploits the disconnect between these preposterous photos and what happens in real life, and makes every reader laugh out loud—and feel better, too, because we’re in on the joke.
Funny Little Pregnant Things
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Author : Emily Doherty
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2016-04-05
Funny Little Pregnant Things written by Emily Doherty and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-04-05 with Health & Fitness categories.
Today’s pregnancy books may no longer recommend martinis and cigarettes to help pregnant women relax, but most offer moms to be a ton of worthless information—like what kind of fruit your baby is the size of at Week 16. Is there any practical value in knowing that your child resembles produce? And where’s the good stuff—the useful details, like beware of the baby registry and all the crap you will never use, or be prepared to get breast milk all over everything you own? Hilarious, candid, and easy to read, Funny Little Pregnant Things is full of helpful information about all the stuff people don’t tell you about pregnancy—the good, the bad, and the ugly.
Man Vs Child One Dad S Guide To The Weirdness Of Parenting
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Author : Doug Moe
language : en
Publisher: Skip Intro Press
Release Date : 2023-05-18
Man Vs Child One Dad S Guide To The Weirdness Of Parenting written by Doug Moe and has been published by Skip Intro Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-05-18 with Humor categories.
Man vs. Child is a funny, fresh take on the parenting guide, written from the dad’s perspective. It’s about the absurdity of being a dad today: from your blissful pre-baby days through when your kid is off at school, probably complaining about you. It’s a companion to help you through the hard times, like when you need something to read on the toilet and your phone is dead. NAMED ONE OF AMAZON’S BEST HUMOR BOOKS OF 2017 Balancing relatable humor with heartfelt advice, Man vs. Child will appeal to any dad looking for both laughs and real guidance from a man who has had--and survived--these experiences himself. A perfect Father's Day gift or present for a first-time dad! PRAISE FOR MAN VS. CHILD: “Doug Moe has written a delightful and helpful book that gives real advice about the Wild West world of raising children.” - Amy Poehler, actress, comedian, and NYT bestselling author of Yes, Please “Moe ‘describes the awed affection new fathers may have for their children with relatable humor and genuine insight, offering a promising resource for the curious and the clueless.’” - The New Yorker “From tackling toddler meltdowns to bringing up baby in any conversation, comedian Doug Moe’s irreverent take on the absurdity of fatherhood is a refreshing read for new dads. It feels like you’re chatting with a friend who admittedly doesn’t know everything, but does know exactly what you’re going through.” - Pregnancy & Newborn Magazine “Wow is it terrific -- funny, smart, relatable, and actually filled with some very good tips, from handling sleepless nights for tips to get rid of your kids’ weird friends on playdates.” - Cool Mom Picks “Yes, it’s just one man’s point of view, but we have a feeling your guy will find more than enough in common with this hilarious dad-in-training.” - PureWow
The Big Book Of Parenting Tweets
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Author : Jessica Ziegler
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2014-11-11
The Big Book Of Parenting Tweets written by Jessica Ziegler and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-11-11 with Parenting categories.
Collection of over 300 humorous tweets about parenting.
Parenting Rules
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Author : Ryan O'Quinn
language : en
Publisher: BroadStreet Publishing Group LLC
Release Date : 2014-11-20
Parenting Rules written by Ryan O'Quinn and has been published by BroadStreet Publishing Group LLC this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-11-20 with Humor categories.
Ever been a parent? Ever known a parent? Ever had a parent? This book will slay you! If your kids haven’t already. Get ready to discover how only a finely honed sense of humor can help you navigate the most intense, absurd, and (yes) rewarding experience ever invented: parenting. You will realize that despite all of the craziness, at the end of the long, diaper-filled day, parenting rules! You are not alone in the outrageous, befuddling, occasionally humiliating experience of raising small children into larger children and then (hopefully) self-supporting adults. You will “Amen!” and laugh your way through these pages as comedian Ryan O’Quinn tells of real life scenarios that took place in his actual home with actual children. You will gain deep understanding of the “rules” of parenting such as: At some point you will sit on the toilet with a kid on your lap, Blocks of time can be measured in Cheerios, You will S-P-E-L-L things aloud to other adults when you do not need to, If you have multiple kids, they will fight over [insert any noun], Pregnancy brain never goes away—for husbands either.