The Misreadbible Book Of Moses
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The Misreadbible Book Of Moses
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Author : J. R. Eldridge
language : en
Publisher: J. R. Eldridge
Release Date : 2021-01-06
The Misreadbible Book Of Moses written by J. R. Eldridge and has been published by J. R. Eldridge this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-01-06 with Fiction categories.
Four hundred years after their entry into Egypt, God’s chosen people have managed to get themselves all enslaved. How can the omnipotent creator of the Universe free his people from bondage and deliver them to the promised land? By sending a random shepherd with a speech impediment to repeatedly threaten Pharaoh, that’s how. In this satirical retelling of the biblical books of Exodus to Deuteronomy, the long-suffering Moses leads a tribe of grumbling Israelites through the desert whilst trying to appease a petulant deity who turns smitey at the drop of a hat. Will he ever reach the promised land? Will there be any Israelites left unsmitten by the time he gets there? And what exactly is the Lord’s beef with yeast anyway?
Misreadbible
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Author : Eldridge J. R. (author)
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1901
Misreadbible written by Eldridge J. R. (author) and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1901 with categories.
The Misreadbible Gospel
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Author : J. R. Eldridge
language : en
Publisher: J. R. Eldridge
Release Date : 2022-01-14
The Misreadbible Gospel written by J. R. Eldridge and has been published by J. R. Eldridge this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-01-14 with Fiction categories.
In first century Galilee, a humble carpenter is given some rather unusual news: he is the Son of God! Leaving his home, family, and carpentry business, Jesus of Nazareth travels to Peraea to learn the ways of the Dunker from his barmy hermit cousin John, who has a penchant for plunging people into water. Returning to Galilee, he calls together a posse of twelve random dudes and begins his father’s mission to preach the Kingdom of God (whatever that means). Along the way, he heals the sick, casts out demons, gives bizarre ranting sermons, and amasses a following. But little does he know that a much bigger destiny awaits him…
The Misreadbible Genesis
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Author : J. R. Eldridge
language : en
Publisher: Lulu.com
Release Date : 2019-04-03
The Misreadbible Genesis written by J. R. Eldridge and has been published by Lulu.com this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-04-03 with Humor categories.
A collection of twisted Bible tales from the warped mind of J. R. Eldridge, taking the reader on a journey from the creation of the universe to the arrival of the Israelites in Egypt in this blasphemously funny collection. A lonely deity creates the universe in his mother's basement and makes a little clay man who falls in love with his own rib. After the humans engage in some freaky angel sex, God decides to flood the entire world, saving only a drunkard called Noah and his family. Once the humans have repopulated the Earth, God chooses one man called Abram, drags him from his home in the middle of the night, changes his name, and then tells him to kill his son, forming an everlasting covenant with him and his descendants. Later, Jacob steals his brother's birthmark, boinks his cousins, and comes up with an innovative way to breed sheep. He fathers a dozen kids including Joseph, whose brothers get tired of his dreams of grandeur and sell him to some shapeshifting Ishmaelites who take him to Egypt.
Commentaries On The Four Last Books Of Moses
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Author : Jean Calvin
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1852
Commentaries On The Four Last Books Of Moses written by Jean Calvin and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1852 with Bible categories.
The Little Book Of Moses
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Author : Moses Hochstetler
language : en
Publisher: AuthorHouse
Release Date : 2023-04-25
The Little Book Of Moses written by Moses Hochstetler and has been published by AuthorHouse this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-04-25 with Religion categories.
The Little Book of Moses explains more than 1300 biblical topics from A to Z. Bible characters, places, and events; major doctrines, prophecies, and spiritual topics are discussed. Readers will gain a broader understanding of God’s plan, grace and works, perceived bible contradictions, and the seven ages of the Church. Discover how there is no contradiction between true science and the God’s word, better understand the creation week, where dinosaurs came from, the fall of Lucifer, and the likely answer to UFOs. Discover the history of Jacob's pillar stone. Gain insight into the parables of Jesus. Find answers regarding the two witnesses, the three angels' messages, the 144,000, the innumerable multitude, the "beast" of Revelation, the seven seals, and much more. Understand the true gospel as taught by Christ and the apostles. More than 400 pages, the Little Book of Moses represents more than 30 years of research, writing, editing, and cross referencing.
The Sixth And Seventh Books Of Moses
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Author : Lauron William DeLaurence
language : en
Publisher: Dalcassian Publishing Company
Release Date : 1910-01-01
The Sixth And Seventh Books Of Moses written by Lauron William DeLaurence and has been published by Dalcassian Publishing Company this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1910-01-01 with categories.
A Commentary On The Five Books Of Moses
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Author : Richard Kidder
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1694
A Commentary On The Five Books Of Moses written by Richard Kidder and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1694 with Bible categories.
The Sixth And Seventh Book Of Moses
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Author : Moses
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2018-01-02
The Sixth And Seventh Book Of Moses written by Moses and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-01-02 with categories.
The Sixth and Seventh Book of Moses.
The Veracity Of The Five Books Of Moses Argued From The Undesigned Coincidences To Be Found In Them When Compared In Their Several Parts
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Author : John James Blunt
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1830
The Veracity Of The Five Books Of Moses Argued From The Undesigned Coincidences To Be Found In Them When Compared In Their Several Parts written by John James Blunt and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1830 with Bible categories.