The Telltale Hardon And Other Perversions
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The Telltale Hardon And Other Perversions
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Author : Edgar Allan Pole
language : en
Publisher: 8th Circle Press
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The Telltale Hardon And Other Perversions written by Edgar Allan Pole and has been published by 8th Circle Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on with Humor categories.
In The Telltale Hardon and Other Perversions, Edgar Allan Pole digs up seven of Edgar Allan Poe’s best-loved stories and gives them a post-mortem makeover. In “The Telltale Hardon,” a college girl seduces her elderly landlord. Things go awry when his heart gives out and the co-ed must dispose of his body, only to be haunted by his ghostly erection. In “The Purple Death,” Pole reimagines “The Masque of the Red Death” as a post-apocalyptic orgy inside Prince’s fortified Paisley Park compound. And in “The Pit and the Pendulous Ballsack,” a condemned man is tortured in a terrifyingly perverse manner. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies jumpstarted the literary mash-up genre; Edgar Allan Pole’s twisted take on classic Poe short stories such as “The Tell-Tale Heart” and “The Fall of the House of Usher” will pound the final nail into the genre’s coffin.
The Telltale Hardon And Other Perversions
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Author : Edgar Allan Pole
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2016-03-19
The Telltale Hardon And Other Perversions written by Edgar Allan Pole and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-03-19 with Humor categories.
In The Telltale Hardon and Other Perversions, Edgar Allan Pole digs up seven of Edgar Allan Poe's best-loved stories and gives them a post-mortem makeover.In "The Telltale Hardon," a college girl seduces her elderly landlord. Things go awry when his heart gives out and the co-ed must dispose of his body, only to be haunted by his ghostly erection. In "The Purple Death," Pole reimagines "The Masque of the Red Death" as a post-apocalyptic orgy inside Prince's fortified Paisley Park compound. And in "The Pit and the Pendulous Ballsack," a condemned man is tortured in a terrifyingly perverse manner.Pride and Prejudice and Zombies jumpstarted the literary mash-up genre; Edgar Allan Pole's twisted take on classic Poe short stories such as "The Tell-Tale Heart" and "The Fall of the House of Usher" will pound the final nail into the genre's coffin."The Telltale Hardon is a disgusting piece of trash so repulsive I had to read it twice just to be sure I was offended. And then again, in case I missed something the first two times." - Megan Hart
Telltale Hardon And Other Perversions
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Author : Edgar Allan Pole
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1900
Telltale Hardon And Other Perversions written by Edgar Allan Pole and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1900 with categories.
It S Beginning To Look A Lot Like F Ck This
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Author : Andrew Shaffer
language : en
Publisher: 8th Circle Press
Release Date : 2014-12-07
It S Beginning To Look A Lot Like F Ck This written by Andrew Shaffer and has been published by 8th Circle Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-12-07 with Fiction categories.
"If you're looking for something tart to cut the holiday sweetness, Shaffer offers a naughty little treat." -- The Gazette "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like F*ck This" is an off-beat collection of Christmas parodies, essays, poems, and cartoons by New York Times bestselling humorist Andrew Shaffer. Previously published as "The Shelf on the Elf," this newly-expanded holiday cult classic has it all: holiday pickles, regret, talking lambs, and knife-wielding maniacs.
Catsby
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Author : Andrew Shaffer
language : en
Publisher: 8th Circle Press
Release Date : 2017-08-28
Catsby written by Andrew Shaffer and has been published by 8th Circle Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-08-28 with Humor categories.
Jay Z. Catsby throws the sickest parties on the Jersey Shore. His neighbor Dick has heard all the rumors: Catsby killed a man. He’s richer than Blue Ivy. He’s Hugh Jackman’s butt double in the X-Men movies. As Dick soon learns, the truth is far stranger. Catsby is a “furry” who spends his days and nights in a cat costume, pining away for Dick’s cousin Dandelion, a manic-pixie Brooklynite with a brutish husband. Will Catsby’s romantic obsession cost him all nine of his lives?
Let S See Them Poems
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Author : Andrew Shaffer
language : en
Publisher: Dime House
Release Date : 2020-07-05
Let S See Them Poems written by Andrew Shaffer and has been published by Dime House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-07-05 with Poetry categories.
For fans of SNL'S DEEP THOUGHTS BY JACK HANDEY and BILLY COLLINS, a new book of humor from New York Times bestseller Andrew Shaffer. In his debut chapbook, bestselling humorist Andrew Shaffer explores alienation in its myriad forms, from cultural (“Don’t try to explain Fortnite to me/I don’t care”) to romantic (“We’ll always have that poem about Paris”). Playful, hilarious, and affectingly human, Shaffer’s poetry will bring a smile to the face of anyone who has ever felt like an alien in this world.
Look Mom I M A Poet And So Is My Cat
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Author : Andrew Shaffer
language : en
Publisher: 8th Circle Press
Release Date : 2021-06-01
Look Mom I M A Poet And So Is My Cat written by Andrew Shaffer and has been published by 8th Circle Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-06-01 with Poetry categories.
For fans of SNL’S DEEP THOUGHTS BY JACK HANDEY and BILLY COLLINS, a new book of humor from New York Times bestseller Andrew Shaffer. In his first full-length poetry collection featuring over five dozen new and selected poems, humorist Andrew Shaffer explores our modern world from Fortnite (“I don’t care”) to pretentious Instagram poets (“Lord Byron would have drunk wine from your hipster skull”). Look Mom I’m a Poet (and So Is My Cat) is playful, hilarious, and accessible to readers who don’t know poetry from a hole in the ground.* *Holes in the ground are filled with snakes. As any verse jockey worth their meter will tell you, there are no snakes in poems.
Not Today Satan Maybe Tomorrow
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Author : Andrew Shaffer
language : en
Publisher: 8th Circle Press
Release Date : 2024-01-31
Not Today Satan Maybe Tomorrow written by Andrew Shaffer and has been published by 8th Circle Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2024-01-31 with Poetry categories.
A new collection of laugh-out-loud poems from the international bestselling author of Look Mom I’m a Poet (and So is My Cat) Tired of Instagram poems about whiskey and self-love? Not Today, Satan (Maybe Tomorrow) is the hilarious antidote you didn’t know you needed, complete with crap drawings that make Rupi Kaur’s look like they belong in the Louvre. From poignant odes to snack cakes (“The Last Temptation of Little Debbie”) to tough love for friends (“You are Not a Mermaid”), Shaffer’s biting satire will have you questioning why you ever wasted time reading lesser verse jockeys.
It Was Too Soon Before
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Author : Dirk Vanden
language : en
Publisher: Lethe Press
Release Date : 2012
It Was Too Soon Before written by Dirk Vanden and has been published by Lethe Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
It Was Too Soon Before... is the autobiography of Richard Fullmer who wrote under the penname Dirk Vanden. He was a serious novelist in the early days of the development of the gay literary genre. His first books were published-augmented with sex scenes inserted by the publisher-as porn pulps. This autobiography tells the story of his life from his upbringing as a devout Mormon to his discovery of sexual realities, to his move to the gay meccas of San Francisco and Los Angeles in the 1960s and discovery of the thriving gay counterculture with all its sexual and psychedelic dimensions, through the death by AIDS of his longtime partner, to retirement and obscurity, to a "rebirth" as his books have been rediscovered by modern gay literary scholars. The book features an introduction by gay spirituality expert Toby Johnson and includes "The Wit & Wisdom of Gabriel Horny," a collection of humor and wisdom in short aphorisms that express the spiritual wisdom Fullmer has garnered through his 78 years.
How To Kill Your Boyfriend In 10 Easy Steps
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Author : D.V. Bernard
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2011-03-01
How To Kill Your Boyfriend In 10 Easy Steps written by D.V. Bernard and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-03-01 with Fiction categories.
Stacy has just killed her boyfriend—but the problem is, he won’t stay dead. If you could kill your boyfriend and get away with it, would you? In How to Kill Your Boyfriend (in Ten Easy Steps), a young, beautiful woman abducts a complete stranger so that they can kill her boyfriend. The stranger—a famous radio call-in host—is terrified at first, but before she knows it, her beautiful abductor whisks her into a world of amazing possibilities. Horror transforms into fascination once Stacy reveals that she’s killed this boyfriend more than once. A sisterhood is forged in blood. They find themselves living and laughing like never before. Yet, all is not as it seems—before they know it, their quest to kill the boyfriend begins to uncover a mystery that may cost them their own lives.