Look Mom I M A Poet And So Is My Cat
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Look Mom I M A Poet And So Is My Cat
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Author : Andrew Shaffer
language : en
Publisher: 8th Circle Press
Release Date : 2021-06-01
Look Mom I M A Poet And So Is My Cat written by Andrew Shaffer and has been published by 8th Circle Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-06-01 with Poetry categories.
For fans of SNL’S DEEP THOUGHTS BY JACK HANDEY and BILLY COLLINS, a new book of humor from New York Times bestseller Andrew Shaffer. In his first full-length poetry collection featuring over five dozen new and selected poems, humorist Andrew Shaffer explores our modern world from Fortnite (“I don’t care”) to pretentious Instagram poets (“Lord Byron would have drunk wine from your hipster skull”). Look Mom I’m a Poet (and So Is My Cat) is playful, hilarious, and accessible to readers who don’t know poetry from a hole in the ground.* *Holes in the ground are filled with snakes. As any verse jockey worth their meter will tell you, there are no snakes in poems.
I Knead My Mommy
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Author : Francesco Marciuliano
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release Date : 2014-08-05
I Knead My Mommy written by Francesco Marciuliano and has been published by Chronicle Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-08-05 with Humor categories.
Just when we all thought things couldn't get any cuter, from the author of the New York Times bestselling I Could Pee on This comes I Knead My Mommy, a book of confessional poems about the triumphs, trials, and daily discoveries of being a kitten. From climbing walls to claiming hearts, these little cats bare all in such instant classics as "And Then You Said 'No,'" "Ode to a Lizard I Didn't Know Is Also a Pet in This House," and "I Will Save You." With adorable photos of the poetic prodigies throughout, this volume gives readers a glimpse into their confused and curious feline minds as they encounter the world around them.
Not Today Satan Maybe Tomorrow
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Author : Andrew Shaffer
language : en
Publisher: 8th Circle Press
Release Date : 2024-01-31
Not Today Satan Maybe Tomorrow written by Andrew Shaffer and has been published by 8th Circle Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2024-01-31 with Poetry categories.
A new collection of laugh-out-loud poems from the international bestselling author of Look Mom I’m a Poet (and So is My Cat) Tired of Instagram poems about whiskey and self-love? Not Today, Satan (Maybe Tomorrow) is the hilarious antidote you didn’t know you needed, complete with crap drawings that make Rupi Kaur’s look like they belong in the Louvre. From poignant odes to snack cakes (“The Last Temptation of Little Debbie”) to tough love for friends (“You are Not a Mermaid”), Shaffer’s biting satire will have you questioning why you ever wasted time reading lesser verse jockeys.
Poetry From Scratch A Kitten S Book Of Verse
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Author : Jennifer McCartney
language : en
Publisher: The Countryman Press
Release Date : 2016-11-22
Poetry From Scratch A Kitten S Book Of Verse written by Jennifer McCartney and has been published by The Countryman Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-11-22 with Pets categories.
The newest entry in the feline literary canon is here… so pee on this, cat poet wannabes Hipster cats, stay-at-home-mom cats, windowsill cats, and outdoor cats—you’ll find them all here, immortalized in prose about, for, and sometimes by, cats. With a Brooklyn edge, author Jennifer McCartney ups the cool quotient on this burgeoning genre. Of Mice and Men There once was a cat who loved books He liked bookshelves that had lots of nooks He thought especially nice The tomes about mice One page and the kitty was hooked From limericks to beat poems, haikus to sonnets, riffs on famous verse to original blank verse, there is something here for every cat lover to enjoy.
I Knead My Mummy
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Author : Francesco Marciuliano
language : en
Publisher: Random House
Release Date : 2014-09-18
I Knead My Mummy written by Francesco Marciuliano and has been published by Random House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-09-18 with Humor categories.
Just when you thought things couldn’t get any cuter . . . The kittens of the world have decided to write a book. Of confessional poems, no less. From taking a bath in a bowl of milk to playing keep-away with your car keys and vanquishing the strange lumps at the end of the bed (sorry, turns out those were your toes), these kittens reveal their confused and curious little minds as they discover the world around them. KITTENS MAY BE YOUNG (and wildly impulsive), but that doesn’t mean they don’t have a lot to say. The little felines in this book bare all in such classics as "And Then You Said ‘No,’" "Ode to a Lizard I Didn’t Know Is Also a Pet in This House," and "I Will Save You." Each poem in this collection reveals the truly adorable, irresistible, and completely neurotic nature of these little fur balls with claws.
Catsby A Parody Of F Scott Fitzgerald S The Great Gatsby
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Author : Andrew Shaffer
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2021
Catsby A Parody Of F Scott Fitzgerald S The Great Gatsby written by Andrew Shaffer and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021 with Humor categories.
Jay Z. Catsby throws the sickest parties on the Jersey Shore...but will his romantic obsession cost him all nine of his lives? An outrageous parody from NYTimes bestseller Andrew Shaffer (FIFTY SHAMES OF EARL GREY).
Let S See Them Poems
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Author : Andrew Shaffer
language : en
Publisher: Dime House
Release Date : 2020-07-05
Let S See Them Poems written by Andrew Shaffer and has been published by Dime House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-07-05 with Poetry categories.
For fans of SNL'S DEEP THOUGHTS BY JACK HANDEY and BILLY COLLINS, a new book of humor from New York Times bestseller Andrew Shaffer. In his debut chapbook, bestselling humorist Andrew Shaffer explores alienation in its myriad forms, from cultural (“Don’t try to explain Fortnite to me/I don’t care”) to romantic (“We’ll always have that poem about Paris”). Playful, hilarious, and affectingly human, Shaffer’s poetry will bring a smile to the face of anyone who has ever felt like an alien in this world.
I Could Pee On This
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Author : Francesco Marciuliano
language : en
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Release Date : 2012-08-03
I Could Pee On This written by Francesco Marciuliano and has been published by Chronicle Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-08-03 with Humor categories.
Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. In this hilarious, bestselling book of tongue-in-cheek poetry. The author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat "authors" throughout, this whimsical animal book reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable). Ideal for that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with our feline friends.
Justin Bieber First Tweets 2 Forever My Memoir
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Author : Andrew Shaffer
language : en
Publisher: Dime House
Release Date : 2021-03
Justin Bieber First Tweets 2 Forever My Memoir written by Andrew Shaffer and has been published by Dime House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-03 with categories.
Justin Bieber: First Tweets 2 Forever: My Memoir is the 87.3% official biography of the teen pop superstar. First published as an ebook in 2011 under the pen name "Evil Wylie," this hilarious parody by New York Times bestselling humorist Andrew Shaffer is now available in print for the first time!
It S Beginning To Look A Lot Like F Ck This
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Author : Andrew Shaffer
language : en
Publisher: Dime House
Release Date : 2021-01-19
It S Beginning To Look A Lot Like F Ck This written by Andrew Shaffer and has been published by Dime House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-01-19 with Humor categories.
"If you're looking for something tart to cut the holiday sweetness, Shaffer offers a naughty little treat." - The Gazette It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like F*ck This is an off-beat collection of Christmas parodies, essays, poems, and cartoons by New York Times bestselling humorist Andrew Shaffer. Previously published as The Shelf on the Elf, this newly-expanded holiday cult classic has it all: holiday pickles, talking lambs, and knife-wielding maniacs.