Zombie Haiku

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Zombie Haiku

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Author : Ryan Mecum
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2008-06-30

Zombie Haiku written by Ryan Mecum and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-06-30 with Humor categories.

In your hands is a poetry journal written by an undead poet, recounting his firsthand experience during the zombie plague. Little is known about the author before he turned into a zombie, but thanks to his continued writings in this journal - even after his death - you can accompany him from infection to demise. Through the intimate poetry of haiku, the zombie chronicles his epic journey through deserted streets and barricaded doors. Each three-line poem, structured in the classic 5-7-5 syllable structure, unravels a little more of the story. You'll love every eye-popping, gut-wrenching, flesh-eating page!

Dawn Of Zombie Haiku

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Author : Ryan Mecum
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2011-09-14

Dawn Of Zombie Haiku written by Ryan Mecum and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-09-14 with Humor categories.

More Brains... Some race. Some lurch. Others come crawling, limping, staggering—dragging themselves toward anyone who might still have a pulse. Zombies invade the island of Manhattan, and they are hungry. The story of the zombie apocalypse is told through the eyes of Dawn, a ten-year-old girl who has been well-schooled in the undead because of her father's love of zombie movies. As the zombies approach, Dawn and her dad realize the time has come to implement their Zombie Escape Plan, so they gather friends and escape to the Statue of Liberty. Only... the plan doesn't go quite as expected. Dawn documents their downfall in her haiku journal, where the limb-snapping, eye-popping, bone-crunching zombies eventually make her one of their own. In gory detail, and sometimes channeling her favorite poets, she describes the gruesome scenes before her—and her own frightening impulses.

Brains For Lunch

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Author : K. A. Holt
language : en
Publisher: Roaring Brook Press
Release Date : 2010-08-24

Brains For Lunch written by K. A. Holt and has been published by Roaring Brook Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-08-24 with Juvenile Fiction categories.

The difference being that this middle school novel is written entirely in Haiku. Loeb, its zombie protagonist has a problem: the object of his affection, Siobhan, is a lifer (i.e. human). What to do? In scenes set around a lunch table (the menu: brains) and around the school, eyes roll and jaws drop (literally). Also featured in the cast of characters is Carl, a chupacabra (bloodsucking critter) and Mrs. Fincher, a sympathetic and seductive librarian.

Haiku For The Undead

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Author : Laura Martin
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2022-09

Haiku For The Undead written by Laura Martin and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-09 with Poetry categories.

"You think you know zombies? You think you know haiku? Think again, friend. One by one, these mutant three-line creatures will take, as Emily Dickinson famously said of poetry, "the top of your head off." I've always been amazed at how Laura Martin's poems make me laugh and think at the same time. She cracks you up, and then she brings you right back to earth. For one, here's "The Lonely Zombie: " Her desire for a wild heart overlooked the fact he had no brains. Buy this book. I think it casts a curse on those who touch it and don't." -Bob Stanley, Sacramento Poet Laureate 2009 - 2012 "Delightfully cheeky, hilarious, and poignant, Laura Martin's work of zombie haikus is a mash-up of clever fun. The perfect unique gift for the lover of the Undead!" -Katie McCleary, best-selling author and podcast host of NPR's The Drive "If you never imagine that haiku could be funny, you haven't read Laura Martin's haiku. The queen of zombie haiku, Martin's Haiku for the Undead is a delight, starting with simple poems in the classic form, then widening into longer pieces of chained haiku-many humorous, some reflecting on life in the suburbs, politics, menopause and the pandemic. Perhaps most delightful are the long titles that precede the tightly composed poetic gems, each one meant to be read aloud, tasted, chuckled over and savored." -Jan Haag, editor Amherst Writers & Artists Press "After reading Laura Marin's Haiku for the Undead, I'm still not sure I believe in Zombies, but maybe I do. Martin talks about them in such a sweet way they have to be real. She made me smile, think about things, wonder how many pieces I'm made of, and where they came from. Martin hides no hearts; she simply teases the reader of all we should know. She'll leave you feeling warm, understood, and glad you spent some time with her-I do." -Bill Gainer, author of A True Story (Used Poems, 2003 - 2021)

Werewolf Haiku

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Author : Ryan Mecum
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2010-08-10

Werewolf Haiku written by Ryan Mecum and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-08-10 with Humor categories.

Dear haiku journal, I think I killed some people. That was no dog bite. This journal contains the poetic musings of a mailman who, after being bitten by what he thinks is a dog, discovers that he is actually now a werewolf. Wreaking havoc wherever he goes, he details his new life and transformations in the 5-7-5 syllable structure of haiku—his poetry of choice. Follow along as our werewolf poet slowly turns from a mostly normal man into the hairy beast that he cannot keep trapped inside. And watch out for carnage when he changes and becomes hungry. No toenail, no entrail, no pigtail will be left behind. And talk about wreaking havoc: His newfound claws and teeth have sent his clothing budget through the roof! He is in love with a woman on his route, but he has never had the courage to tell her. As he fights against his urges during each full moon, he discovers that succumbing to his primal instincts will not only bag him a good meal—it just might help him in his quest for love…Or maybe not.

Werewolf Sonnets Vampire Limericks And Zombie Haiku

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Author : Geoff Tuffli
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2015-09-21

Werewolf Sonnets Vampire Limericks And Zombie Haiku written by Geoff Tuffli and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-09-21 with categories.

If the perfect poetical metaphor for a zombie is, as is popularly held, the haiku, what are the appropriate metaphors for werewolves and vampires?Obviously, sonnets and limericks.At enormous personal risk, the author has collected these works from a wide array of supernatural sources, often at considerable danger to his own bodily and spiritual integrity.Actually, that last part isn't true. He's been on their side since the beginning.

Vampire Haiku

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Author : Ryan Mecum
language : en
Publisher: HOW Books
Release Date : 2009-08-14

Vampire Haiku written by Ryan Mecum and has been published by HOW Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-08-14 with Humor categories.

You hold in your hands a recently discovered poetry journal—the poetry journal of a vampire. William Butten was en route to a new land on the Mayflower when he was turned into a vampire by a fellow passenger, a beautiful woman named Katherine. These pages contain his heartbreaking story—the story of a vampire who has lived through (and perhaps caused) some of America's defining events. As he travels the country and as centuries pass, he searches for his lost love and records his adventures and misadventures using the form of poetry known as haiku. As Butten documents bloody wars, a certain tea party in Boston, living the high life during the Great Depression, two Woodstock festivals, the corruption of Emily Dickinson, and hanging out with Davy Crockett, he keeps to the classic 5-7-5 syllable structure of haiku. The resulting poems are hilarious, repulsive, oddly romantic, and bizarre. Read along, and you just may find a new appreciation for—and insight into—various events in American history. And blood.

The Complete Idiot S Guide To Zombies

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Author : Nathan Robert Brown
language : en
Publisher: Dorling Kindersley Ltd
Release Date : 2010-04-06

The Complete Idiot S Guide To Zombies written by Nathan Robert Brown and has been published by Dorling Kindersley Ltd this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-04-06 with Social Science categories.

The "New Vampire"... The Complete Idiot's Guides® have explored the world of vampires, werewolves, the paranormal, and now the latest book in the "creepy" series is, 'The Complete Idiot's Guide® to Zombies'. This book brings the world of zombies chillingly to life - in a manner of speaking - covering everything readers need to know about them. The book includes: ? The voodoo zombie, the viral zombie, and the whole zombie family ? What zombies and the delicious fear of them say about human psychology ? Zombies in American culture: in film, from Romero classics to the 'Living Dead' flicks that are so bad they're good, and in fiction, video games, comics, and more! ? The zombie survival phenomenon - of course they're not 'real', but that doesn't stop people from having loads of fun pretending they are.

Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Zombies

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Author : Matt Mogk
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2011-09-13

Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Zombies written by Matt Mogk and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-09-13 with Performing Arts categories.

In one indispensable volume, Matt Mogk, founder and head of the Zombie Research Society, busts popular myths and answers all your raging questions about the living dead.

The Greatest Zombie Movie Ever

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Author : Jeff Strand
language : en
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Release Date : 2016-03-01

The Greatest Zombie Movie Ever written by Jeff Strand and has been published by Sourcebooks, Inc. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-03-01 with Young Adult Fiction categories.

After producing three horror movies that went mostly ignored on YouTube, Justin and his filmmaking buddies decide it's time they create something noteworthy, something epic. They're going to film the Greatest Zombie Movie Ever. They may not have money or a script, but they have passion. And, after a rash text message, they also have the beautiful Alicia Howtz-Justin's crush-as the lead. With only one month to complete their movie, a script that can't possibly get worse, and the hopes and dreams of Alicia on the line, Justin is feeling the pressure. Add to that a cast of uncooperative extras and incompetent production assistants, and Justin must face the sad, sad truth. He may actually be producing The Worst Zombie Movie Ever... "Fans of Strand's other novels of outrageous circumstance...will not be disappointed. A delightfully ludicrous read."-School Library Journal on I Have a Bad Feeling About This