Jumbo Duct Tape Book


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Jumbo Duct Tape Book


Jumbo Duct Tape Book
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Author : Jim Berg
language : en
Publisher: Turtleback Books
Release Date : 2000-09-01

Jumbo Duct Tape Book written by Jim Berg and has been published by Turtleback Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2000-09-01 with Humor categories.




The Jumbo Duct Tape Book


The Jumbo Duct Tape Book
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Author : Jim Berg
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2000-09-15

The Jumbo Duct Tape Book written by Jim Berg and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2000-09-15 with Humor categories.


Did you know that duct tape can turn any item of clothing into rainwear? That duct tape over a computer screen will keep your kids from surfing naughty sites on the Web? That a perfect solution for those easy-to-lose TV remotes is to duct tape them to your arm? (Not only won't you lose it, you'll never have to relinquish control over it, either!) But can you also believe that Jim and Tim's creative ideas for duct tape spawned not just one bestselling book, but three, plus a calendar? And now the ultimate collection? With two-thirds of the material drawn from their previous books and calendars and one-third all-new, The Jumbo Duct Tape Book is pure nuttiness to the nth degree. The premise is right there, on page one: "One rule can get you through life. It if ain't stuck and it's supposed to be, duct tape it." But of course it's the interpretation that counts-like duct taping the gas pedal for cruise control, or duct taping marbles to your pressure points for instant reflexology. And then there's bending the rule-transforming sneakers into golf shoes by punching nails through duct tape and taping it to the soles, saving energy by taping all switches in the off position. Plus cosmetic dentistry (use white tape for the "The Mask" look, silver for the metal-mouth bad guy look), cell phone safety (tape phone to side of head while driving so hands stay on wheel), home decorating (use duct tape for easy drapery tie-backs). You can even convert the book to a "hard cover" by taping a piece of 1/4 inch sheet of plate steel to the front and back covers. It'll last for years!



Stump The Duct Tape Guys


Stump The Duct Tape Guys
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Author : Jim Berg
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2005-08

Stump The Duct Tape Guys written by Jim Berg and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2005-08 with Humor categories.


The Duct Tape Guys are on a roll. Their six Duct Tape books and many calendars have sold over two million copies, a testament to the universal appeal of duct tape. In Stump the Duct Tape Guys, America's most popular fix-it duo unrolls more inventive and hilarious advice guaranteed to stick to your funny bone.According to Jim and Tim, "If duct tape isn't the answer, then you must be asking the wrong question!" To prove it, they have collected the best and funniest questions and answers from the popular Stump the Duct Tape Guys section of their massive Web site (www.ducttapeguys.com), where real people submit problems that you wouldn't think could be fixed with duct tape. The Duct Tape Guys put on their thinking caps (made entirely out of duct tape, of course) and come up with solutions that never fail to satisfy, or at least amuse, their audience. From broken toasters to broken hearts, the Duct Tape Guys find a way to show that "It ain't broke, it just lacks duct tape."



The Duct Tape Book


The Duct Tape Book
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Author : Jim Berg
language : en
Publisher: University of Minnesota Press
Release Date : 1995

The Duct Tape Book written by Jim Berg and has been published by University of Minnesota Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1995 with Humor categories.


"Over 160 key ideas for using duct tape to improve your quality of life."--Back cover.



Weekly World News


Weekly World News
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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2004-12-06

Weekly World News written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2004-12-06 with categories.


Rooted in the creative success of over 30 years of supermarket tabloid publishing, the Weekly World News has been the world's only reliable news source since 1979. The online hub www.weeklyworldnews.com is a leading entertainment news site.



Weekly World News


Weekly World News
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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2005-01-03

Weekly World News written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2005-01-03 with categories.


Rooted in the creative success of over 30 years of supermarket tabloid publishing, the Weekly World News has been the world's only reliable news source since 1979. The online hub www.weeklyworldnews.com is a leading entertainment news site.



99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall


99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall
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Author : Tim Nyberg
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2006-09

99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall written by Tim Nyberg and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2006-09 with categories.


There's only one drinking song that everybody knows and loves: "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall"! For those who have trouble making it through all 99 verses (perhaps after imbibing a few beers themselves), best-selling author, Duct Tape Guy, and comic genius Tim Nyberg has put together "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall."Perfect for the beer lover in all of us, "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" contains the song's complete, unabridged lyrics, illustrated and easy to follow in this handy pocket-sized book. Also included are alternate lyrics for nondrinkers, an optional final verse, and sheet music in case readers tire of singing a cappella."99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" is the perfect gift for friends, family, fraternity brothers, and bar buddies. Because whether they're paying homage to stouts, draughts, ales, porters, malts-or just plain cold ones-everyone needs "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall!"



The Practical Joker S Handbook


The Practical Joker S Handbook
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Author : Tim Nyberg
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2010-09-14

The Practical Joker S Handbook written by Tim Nyberg and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-09-14 with Humor categories.


Tim Nyberg, author of the hilarious, definitive guide to practical jokes, is back with The Practical Joker's Handbook: The Sequel. This compendium of all-new practical jokes is a wild, diabolical follow-up to the original. Like The Practical Joker's Handbook, this sequel is built upon contributions submitted to his Web site from Nyberg's fans. Of course, the entertaining Nyberg has sifted though his warped fans' merciless suggestions to weed out the dangerous, the mean-spirited, and the potentially litigious. As Nyberg says in the book's introduction, it's only a good practical joke if "both parties (eventually) find humor in the prank." The Practical Joker's Handbook: The Sequel is a sly collection of blueprints for jokes and pranks to play at home, at work, at school, at the office--anywhere.



Duct Shui


Duct Shui
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Author : Jim Berg
language : en
Publisher: Workman Publishing Company
Release Date : 2002-04-01

Duct Shui written by Jim Berg and has been published by Workman Publishing Company this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2002-04-01 with Humor categories.


East meets West meets Duct Tape. Stumbling headfirst into the ancient Chinese philosophy of feng shui, The Duct Tape Guys emerge totally bewildered--but not before creating their own breathtakingly crazy philosophy. Duct Shui, as they call it, reveals secrets of achieving harmony and happiness, all through the use of you-know-what. With its terrific die-cut package (just to hold it feels peaceful, like a perfectly balanced roll of duct tape), Duct Shui is the newest work of inspired nuttiness from the guys who created the 365 Days of Duct Tape Calendar, The Jumbo Duct Tape Book, and other books. In feng shui, wind chimes and bird feeders stimulate the flow of chi (energy) in a yard. In Duct Shui, attract birds by duct taping plastic decoys to a birdbath. In feng shui, placing a wind chime in the front area of a home or office will summon people to help you. Duct Shui teaches that if you really want help, get some duct tape stuck in your hair and then pull hard--the screams will draw plenty of attention. In feng shui, a wind chime over the stove will cure binge eating. Duct Shui says enough with the wind chimes already!-you can cure binge eating by placing duct tape firmly across your mouth. Includes a Da Ktap compass (instead of the Pa Kua compass used by feng shui consultants), its very own mantra (Duct Tape, Duct Tape, Duct Tape, whispered until tranquility or sleep is achieved), and a paean to that essential influence-the couch. Just take a roll, tear off a piece, and hear the energy crackle.



Indianapolis Monthly


Indianapolis Monthly
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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2000-10

Indianapolis Monthly written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2000-10 with categories.


Indianapolis Monthly is the Circle City’s essential chronicle and guide, an indispensable authority on what’s new and what’s news. Through coverage of politics, crime, dining, style, business, sports, and arts and entertainment, each issue offers compelling narrative stories and lively, urbane coverage of Indy’s cultural landscape.