The Government Manual For New Superheroes
DOWNLOAD
AUDIOBOOK
READ ONLINE
Download The Government Manual For New Superheroes PDF/ePub or read online books in Mobi eBooks. Click Download or Read Online button to get The Government Manual For New Superheroes book now. This website allows unlimited access to, at the time of writing, more than 1.5 million titles, including hundreds of thousands of titles in various foreign languages. If the content not found or just blank you must refresh this page
The Government Manual For New Superheroes
DOWNLOAD
AUDIOBOOK
READ ONLINE
Author : Matthew David Brozik
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2009-01-01
The Government Manual For New Superheroes written by Matthew David Brozik and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-01-01 with Humor categories.
The government provides manuals for new home-owners and new motor vehicle operators, but what's a new superhero to do? Ka-POW! The Government Manual for New Superheroes rushes in to save the day! The Government Manual for New Superheroes is a hilarious, mock-official handbook that offers thorough, accessible, and completely zany advice for anyone who has always dreamed of donning a skintight spandex uniform and leaping across the rooftops of their cities. Going well beyond tights and capes, this manual provides insight into choosing a name, constructing a costume, choosing the right supertools of the supertrade, establishing a base of operations, maintaining a secret identity, taking or becoming a sidekick, joining a superheroic team, and even finding that special someone who gives meaning to a superhero's life--a nemesis. Extra features include a roster of superhero unions, a registration application, several useful charts and tips, and even a list of other government-sponsored periodicals for further reading. Destined to become a cult classic, The Government Manual for New Superheroes is an essential guide for every aspiring superhero.
The Government Manual For New Wizards
DOWNLOAD
AUDIOBOOK
READ ONLINE
Author : Matthew David Brozik
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2009-01-01
The Government Manual For New Wizards written by Matthew David Brozik and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-01-01 with Humor categories.
The comedic duo behind The Government Manual for New Superheroes is back, and this time they've brought their magic wands and enchanted artifacts. The Government Manual for New Wizards is a hilarious, mock-official handbook for wannabe witches and warlocks who need advice on recognizing the onset of wizardolescence, understanding the laws of magic (and the magic of laws), choosing (or being chosen by) the right magical items and enchanted artifacts, dealing with the dead (grateful and otherwise), successfully hosting magical exhibitions, and the proper care and feeding of magical creatures. Wands, charms, cloaks of invisibility, shoes of stealth (or sneakers), and other otherworldly accoutrements--it's all here, discussed tongue-in-cheek but with the utmost Governmental authority. This entertaining guide offers such sage advice as: * A demon is just as afraid of you as you are of it--provided, of course, that you are eight feet tall, composed of living fire, and capable of destroying a small village with a single angry thought. Otherwise, it doesn't find you frightening at all. * When selecting educational programs, do not be tempted by solicitations from wizardry parchment mills. A so-called degree from such a place is not worth the scroll on which it appears to be inscribed. The ink will disappear not long after the school itself does. The Government Manual for New Wizards is a sidesplitting spoof of all things wizard-y.
Cooler Than Fiction
DOWNLOAD
AUDIOBOOK
READ ONLINE
Author : Jill S. Jarrell
language : en
Publisher: McFarland
Release Date : 2014-01-10
Cooler Than Fiction written by Jill S. Jarrell and has been published by McFarland this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-01-10 with Language Arts & Disciplines categories.
Designed for public librarians, school media specialists, teachers, and anyone with an interest in supporting teen literacy, this book features 133 nonfiction booktalks to use with both voracious and reluctant teen readers. These booktalks cover a wide and varied range of nonfiction genres, including science, nature, history, biography, graphic novels, true crime, art, and much more. Each includes a set of discussion questions and sample project ideas which could be easily expanded into a classroom lesson plan or full library program. Also included are several guidelines for classroom integration, tips for making booktalks more interactive and interesting, and selections for further reading.
I Superhero
DOWNLOAD
AUDIOBOOK
READ ONLINE
Author : Mike McMullen
language : en
Publisher: Kensington Publishing Corp.
Release Date : 2010-11-01
I Superhero written by Mike McMullen and has been published by Kensington Publishing Corp. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-11-01 with Humor categories.
Evildoers, Take Heed! Justice has a new face, and it wears a mask. Who are we talking about? Ordinary folk like Mike McMullen, a.k.a. The Amazing Whitebread, who become something entirely new and occasionally borderline pathological: Real-Life Superheroes (RLSHs). "Being a singing superheroine is a way for me to not only pay the bills, it also helps me give the baddies such a headache." --Danger Woman Complete with costumes and all the gadgetry they can afford from selling old copies of Action Comics on eBay, RLSHs dish out their own brand of justice--while criminals go about their business and law enforcers roll their eyes. "Me and Shadowhare were walking past a bank and we stopped to make a phone call. As soon as we started walking away, the police came up and said, 'Do you know why we stopped you? Because you guys are wearing masks standing in front of a bank.'" --Mr. Xtreme McMullen spans the country, coach class, seeking to develop his own RLSH identity and address such weighty issues as: Sidekicks: Faithful wards or CPS bait? Bad Guys: Where the hell are they all hiding? Super-tights: How snug is too snug? So don your mask, suck in your gut, and join us. "Hey, you're with a superhero. . .what could go wrong?" --Geist, the Emerald Cowboy Michael McMullen, a.k.a. The Amazing Whitebread, was born in Wichita Falls, Texas. He earned an undergraduate degree in history and philosophy, and subsequently took the only employment option open to someone with the resultant lack of marketable skills: government service. He's worked as an intelligence analyst for the U.S. Department of Justice for just over a decade and currently lives in Arlington, Texas, with his wife, Lauren, and their children, Grant and Gracie. His hobbies include aspiring to get some woodworking done, thinking about learning a musical instrument, and trying to get interested in any computer game other than Text Twist. He has had short pieces published in various science fiction/fantasy magazines and currently holds the record for "Worst-Kept Secret Identity."
Princeton Alumni Weekly
DOWNLOAD
AUDIOBOOK
READ ONLINE
Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2004
Princeton Alumni Weekly written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2004 with categories.
My Ultimate Super Hero Manual
DOWNLOAD
AUDIOBOOK
READ ONLINE
Author : Parragon Books Ltd
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2017
My Ultimate Super Hero Manual written by Parragon Books Ltd and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017 with Creative activities and seat work categories.
How Not To Kill Your Baby
DOWNLOAD
AUDIOBOOK
READ ONLINE
Author : Jacob Sager Weinstein
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2012-03-20
How Not To Kill Your Baby written by Jacob Sager Weinstein and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-03-20 with Family & Relationships categories.
This tongue-in-cheek parenting book is a hilarious parody of every fear-mongering, crazy-making pregnancy and parenting manual parents have ever cringed over.
Marvel
DOWNLOAD
AUDIOBOOK
READ ONLINE
Author : Steve Behling
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2019-09
Marvel written by Steve Behling and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-09 with Creative activities and seat work categories.
Think you have what it takes to be a Marvel Super Hero? This book has tips, tricks and much more from your favourite Marvel Super Heroes. You'll start by figuring out your awesome origin and powers, then you'll have to work out your costume, your headquarters, your allies and your enemies! Then it will be time for some astonishing adventures! What are you waiting for? Let's get your Super Hero career started!
Superheroes And American Self Image
DOWNLOAD
AUDIOBOOK
READ ONLINE
Author : Michael Goodrum
language : en
Publisher: Routledge
Release Date : 2017-05-15
Superheroes And American Self Image written by Michael Goodrum and has been published by Routledge this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-05-15 with Social Science categories.
This book offers an interdisciplinary approach to the study of comic-books, mobilising them as a means to understand better the political context in which they are produced. Structured around key political events in the US between 1938 and 1975, the author combines analyses of visual and textual discourse, including comic-book letters pages, to come to a more complete picture of the relationship between comic-books as documents and the people who read and created them. Exploring the ways in which ideas about the US and its place in the world were represented in major superhero comic-books during the tumultuous period of US history from the Great Depression to the political trauma of Watergate and the end of the Vietnam War, Superheroes and American Self-Image sheds fresh light on the manner in which comic-books shape and are shaped by contemporary politics. As such it will appeal to scholars of cultural and media studies, history and popular culture.
Marvel
DOWNLOAD
AUDIOBOOK
READ ONLINE
Author : Steve Behling
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2019-09
Marvel written by Steve Behling and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-09 with Creative activities and seat work categories.
Create your very own Marvel Super Villain! You will decide on your origin, your costume, your sinister powers, your evil schemes and which Super Heroes your arch-enemies will be. Then turn your villain against the good guys in an awesome adventure at the end of the book. This is the ultimate Villain's guidebook!