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The Government Manual For New Wizards
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Author : Matthew David Brozik
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2009-01-01
The Government Manual For New Wizards written by Matthew David Brozik and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-01-01 with Humor categories.
The comedic duo behind The Government Manual for New Superheroes is back, and this time they've brought their magic wands and enchanted artifacts. The Government Manual for New Wizards is a hilarious, mock-official handbook for wannabe witches and warlocks who need advice on recognizing the onset of wizardolescence, understanding the laws of magic (and the magic of laws), choosing (or being chosen by) the right magical items and enchanted artifacts, dealing with the dead (grateful and otherwise), successfully hosting magical exhibitions, and the proper care and feeding of magical creatures. Wands, charms, cloaks of invisibility, shoes of stealth (or sneakers), and other otherworldly accoutrements--it's all here, discussed tongue-in-cheek but with the utmost Governmental authority. This entertaining guide offers such sage advice as: * A demon is just as afraid of you as you are of it--provided, of course, that you are eight feet tall, composed of living fire, and capable of destroying a small village with a single angry thought. Otherwise, it doesn't find you frightening at all. * When selecting educational programs, do not be tempted by solicitations from wizardry parchment mills. A so-called degree from such a place is not worth the scroll on which it appears to be inscribed. The ink will disappear not long after the school itself does. The Government Manual for New Wizards is a sidesplitting spoof of all things wizard-y.
The Government Manual For New Superheroes
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Author : Matthew David Brozik
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2009-01-01
The Government Manual For New Superheroes written by Matthew David Brozik and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-01-01 with Humor categories.
The government provides manuals for new home-owners and new motor vehicle operators, but what's a new superhero to do? Ka-POW! The Government Manual for New Superheroes rushes in to save the day! The Government Manual for New Superheroes is a hilarious, mock-official handbook that offers thorough, accessible, and completely zany advice for anyone who has always dreamed of donning a skintight spandex uniform and leaping across the rooftops of their cities. Going well beyond tights and capes, this manual provides insight into choosing a name, constructing a costume, choosing the right supertools of the supertrade, establishing a base of operations, maintaining a secret identity, taking or becoming a sidekick, joining a superheroic team, and even finding that special someone who gives meaning to a superhero's life--a nemesis. Extra features include a roster of superhero unions, a registration application, several useful charts and tips, and even a list of other government-sponsored periodicals for further reading. Destined to become a cult classic, The Government Manual for New Superheroes is an essential guide for every aspiring superhero.
The Ultimate Guide To The Harry Potter Fandom
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Author : Erin Anne Pyne
language : en
Publisher: What The Flux Comics Publis
Release Date : 2010
The Ultimate Guide To The Harry Potter Fandom written by Erin Anne Pyne and has been published by What The Flux Comics Publis this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010 with Fans (Persons) categories.
How Not To Kill Your Baby
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Author : Jacob Sager Weinstein
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2012-03-20
How Not To Kill Your Baby written by Jacob Sager Weinstein and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-03-20 with Family & Relationships categories.
This tongue-in-cheek parenting book is a hilarious parody of every fear-mongering, crazy-making pregnancy and parenting manual parents have ever cringed over.
The Government Manual For New Pirates
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Author : Matthew David Brozik
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2009-01-01
The Government Manual For New Pirates written by Matthew David Brozik and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-01-01 with Humor categories.
There be no callin' 'dibs' in piratin'. Booty be divided among the crew, from the lowest deckswabber to the highest masthand. So says the Pirate Code." --Calico Jack Rackham, king of the pirates * Enjoy a witty mock-official handbook for potential pirates and plunderers. Matthew David Brozik and Jacob Sager Weinstein continue to spoof those uber-utilitarian survival and how-to guides by offering this pithy pirating primer for budding buccaneers. This treasure trove of Pirate Code imparts wisdom on eye patches and tricorner hats, talking the talk, walking the walk (down the plank, that is), appropriate ship names, dueling, avoiding cursed treasure, and much more.
Wizard S Handbook
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Author : Robert Curran
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2011
Wizard S Handbook written by Robert Curran and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011 with Magic categories.
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The Book Of Wizardry
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Author : Cornelius Rumstuckle
language : en
Publisher: Llewellyn Publications
Release Date : 2003
The Book Of Wizardry written by Cornelius Rumstuckle and has been published by Llewellyn Publications this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2003 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
Gives the twenty-two secrets for becoming a Wizard, including how to make a wand, read an oracle, and achieve member status in the Wizards' Guild.
Wizard S Handbook
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Author : Caroline Tiger
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2002
Wizard S Handbook written by Caroline Tiger and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2002 with Magic categories.
This guide for and about wizards will help dispel any myths about them. Includes how to determine if someone is a wizard, how to become a wizard and all the tools they need. Full-color illustrations.
The U S Intelligence Community
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Author : Jeffrey T Richelson
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2015-07-14
The U S Intelligence Community written by Jeffrey T Richelson and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-07-14 with Political Science categories.
The role of intelligence in US government operations has changed dramatically and is now more critical than ever to domestic security and foreign policy. This authoritative and highly researched book written by Jeffrey T. Richelson provides a detailed overview of America's vast intelligence empire, from its organizations and operations to its management structure. Drawing from a multitude of sources, including hundreds of official documents, The US Intelligence Community allows students to understand the full scope of intelligence organizations and activities, and gives valuable support to policymakers and military operations. The seventh edition has been fully revised to include a new chapter on the major issues confronting the intelligence community, including secrecy and leaks, domestic spying, and congressional oversight, as well as revamped chapters on signals intelligence and cyber collection, geospatial intelligence, and open sources. The inclusion of more maps, tables and photos, as well as electronic briefing books on the book's Web site, makes The US Intelligence Community an even more valuable and engaging resource for students.
Computerworld
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language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1997-11-10
Computerworld written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1997-11-10 with categories.
For more than 40 years, Computerworld has been the leading source of technology news and information for IT influencers worldwide. Computerworld's award-winning Web site (Computerworld.com), twice-monthly publication, focused conference series and custom research form the hub of the world's largest global IT media network.