The Worst Breakfast
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The Worst Breakfast
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Author : China Miéville
language : en
Publisher: Akashic Books
Release Date : 2016-10-04
The Worst Breakfast written by China Miéville and has been published by Akashic Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-10-04 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
“Miéville, known for his genre-defying fantasy novels for adults, makes a splash with his picture book debut . . . a subversive delight.” —School Library Journal Two sisters sit down one morning and begin describing all of the really gross things that were in the worst breakfast they ever had, until all they can picture is a table piled sky-high with the weirdest, yuckiest, slimiest, slickest, stinkiest breakfast possible. And then they have the best breakfast ever . . . almost. A Kirkus Reviews Best Book of 2016 A Mississippi Clarion-Ledger Bestseller “This is a child’s imagination come to life, where a good thing can be the greatest thing in existence and a minor inconvenience snowballs into the most horrendous, atrocious, appalling, not good, very bad meal you’ve ever had.” —San Francisco Book Review “Miéville and Smith’s dialogue is fantastic: witty, smart, with great rhythm that doesn’t sacrifice artful turns of phrase to reach for an internal rhyme . . . A brilliant, original, infinitely rereadable book that can sit alongside Sendak and Dahl.” —Kirkus Reviews (starred review) “Miéville lets it rip in this stomping, howling rant about a bad meal of legendary proportions.” —Publishers Weekly “Imaginative and fun, The Worst Breakfast is perfect for any picky eater out there. A rhyming scheme and inventive text kept up the giggles and the pace.” —100 Pages a Day “Deftly written by the exceptionally talented China Miéville and shockingly but gifted illustrated by Zak Smith, The Worst Breakfast is a unique picture book that will be enduringly popular . . . Very highly recommended.” —Midwest Book Review Publishers Note: This is the flowable text e-book edition, optimized for e-ink readers that cannot support fixed layout e-books. If you have a tablet or software that can support fixed format e-books, please search for The Worst Breakfast: Fixed Layout Edition. The Fixed Layout e-book more closely resembles the illustrator's and author's design of the print book. This edition presents the text and images separately, on alternating pages.
All Day Breakfast
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Author : Adam Lewis Schroeder
language : en
Publisher: D & M Publishers
Release Date : 2015-02-06
All Day Breakfast written by Adam Lewis Schroeder and has been published by D & M Publishers this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-02-06 with Fiction categories.
When widowed father and substitute teacher Peter Giller leads an eleventh-grade class on a field trip to a plastics factory, he thinks the worst that could happen is that the parent volunteers won’t show up (they don’t), the kids will be rude (they are) or the free lunch will be terrible (it is). A leaking pipe sprays Peter and the students with a mysterious pink goo and “the worst that could happen” spikes from inconvenient to catastrophic. At first, the goo’s strange side effects are mild: short-temperedness, sawdust-scented B.O. and an unquenchable craving for bacon. Then things get spooky: Peter’s fingers start falling off, his students forget how to read, no one has to pee—ever—and empathy for human suffering plummets, especially if anyone gets between them and their bacon. Peter can’t figure out what’s happening—surely he’s not a zombie? At no time in any movie does a zombie drive a car and count on his reattached fingers the ways in which he is not a zombie, and anyway, he craves bacon, not brains. But normal people don’t put their bodies back together with staple guns and thumb tacks, or contemplate biting off ears. Peter’s definitely not fit to be around his children, and his mother-in-law “temporarily” adopts them. Peter’s children are all he has left, and he’ll do anything to be with them again. He races across the country in a stolen ambulance to face down pinstriped bureaucrats, affectionate farm-girls and monsters plucked from mythology in his search for the cure—if it exists—to his horrifying condition. All-Day Breakfast will satisfy all appetites for the visceral, the violent and hilarious.
How To Write Your Worst Book Ever
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Author : Bradley Charbonneau
language : en
Publisher: Repossible
Release Date : 2021-04-17
How To Write Your Worst Book Ever written by Bradley Charbonneau and has been published by Repossible this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-04-17 with Reference categories.
Still struggling to finish that book? Perfectionism holding you back from even starting? Or maybe procrastination has you waiting for that elusive day on the calendar called “Someday”? PRO TIP: “Someday” is nowhere to be found on ANY calendar. In fact, there’s only one day on the calendar you have complete control over: today. This short book isn’t even so much about writing a book as it is “getting over yourself” and “breaking through our limiting beliefs.” We put so much pressure on ourselves to “work hard” and “make it perfect” that we are often swamped with stagnation and we make zero progress. What if it were easy?
Men S Health
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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2008-10
Men S Health written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-10 with categories.
Men's Health magazine contains daily tips and articles on fitness, nutrition, relationships, sex, career and lifestyle.
Breakfast Is A Dangerous Meal Why You Should Ditch Your Morning Meal For Health And Wellbeing
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Author : Terence Kealey
language : en
Publisher: HarperCollins UK
Release Date : 2016-12-29
Breakfast Is A Dangerous Meal Why You Should Ditch Your Morning Meal For Health And Wellbeing written by Terence Kealey and has been published by HarperCollins UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-12-29 with Health & Fitness categories.
Breakfast may be the most important meal of the day, but only if we skip it.
Breakfast
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Author : Heather Arndt Anderson
language : en
Publisher: AltaMira Press
Release Date : 2013-07-11
Breakfast written by Heather Arndt Anderson and has been published by AltaMira Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-07-11 with Cooking categories.
From corn flakes to pancakes, Breakfast: A History explores this “most important meal of the day” as a social and gastronomic phenomenon. It explains how and why the meal emerged, what is eaten commonly in this meal across the globe, why certain foods are considered indispensable, and how it has been depicted in art and media. Heather Arndt Anderson’s detail-rich, culturally revealing, and entertaining narrative thoroughly satisfies.
Masterman Ready Or The Wreck Of The Pacific Condensed
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Author : Frederick Marryat
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1875
Masterman Ready Or The Wreck Of The Pacific Condensed written by Frederick Marryat and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1875 with Children's literature categories.
The Dictionary Of Dainty Breakfasts
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Author : Phillis Browne
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1898
The Dictionary Of Dainty Breakfasts written by Phillis Browne and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1898 with Breakfasts categories.
Men S Health
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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2008-10
Men S Health written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-10 with categories.
Men's Health magazine contains daily tips and articles on fitness, nutrition, relationships, sex, career and lifestyle.
The Tao Of Health Sex And Longevity
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Author : Daniel Reid
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 1989-07-15
The Tao Of Health Sex And Longevity written by Daniel Reid and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1989-07-15 with Family & Relationships categories.
Discusses the philosophy of Tao and offers information on diet and nutrition, fasting, breathing exercises, physical exercises, acupuncture, massage, birth control, sex therapy, and meditation